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You know you've played MMO's too long when...

...you're heading to the gym to level up your body.

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  • WolfenprideWolfenpride Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 3,988

    You ask if a girl is really a guy...

  • doomrahdoomrah Member CommonPosts: 376
    playing feels like a 2nd job.

  • IcoGamesIcoGames Member Posts: 2,360

    My favorite is 'when you don't want to get too close to the next car for fear of dragging aggro'.

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  • Alle90Alle90 Member Posts: 83
    ... you try to loot a dead animal for money or clothes...
  • SnaKeySnaKey Member Posts: 3,386

    when you meet someone new you ask what lvl they are

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  • Alle90Alle90 Member Posts: 83
    .. you walk up in the morning and beats the crap out of everyone with a stick...
  • LeasaLeasa Member Posts: 449

    You wonder if the person you work with is a Bot.

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  • FaidenFaiden Member Posts: 20
    When you become exhausted and say "Let me regain my stamina points." to the people your with.

  • CowinspaceCowinspace Member Posts: 671
    If you've ever worked in a store during christmas sales and yelled "zerg rush" over the tannoy as the doors open....

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  • AelfinnAelfinn Member Posts: 3,857
    When you start spelling out certain acronyms such as "LOL" in the middle of conversation

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  • GrindPlzGrindPlz Member Posts: 147

    1.When you smoke some pot and say " my mana is regaining"

    2.When you call A Hobo "Noob"

    3.When You wear armors and shield to school

    4.When You ask People what level are you?

    5.When you call your friends their In game name in Real Life

    6.When you Put Ogre as race on your Myspace

    7.When Your friends ask you to come to a party with them you say " Cool this will raise my exp"

    8.When you ask people how do i open my minimap to get directions

    9.When Some 1 sneezed and you thought hes attacking

    10.When you die in real Life and you say "res plz"

    11.When You walk into K-mart and Look for Weapons

    12.When people ask you for spare change you say "OMFG NOOB"

    13.When you make a clan in real life

    14.When you Wake up in the morning you sing your own theme song

    15.When you see a dog and say "your mine growlite"

    16.When you ask your teachers for quests

    17. When you jump off a roof with a broomstick and think you can fly

    18.When You Write peoples name down on a sheet of paper call "Friends"

    19.When some one pull you outa a fight you say "omg KSER"

    20.When you think your town is name Sylvanaar

    21. When someone calls you on the phone so say " Stop pming me"

    22. When you go to another country and look for stronger monsters

    23. When you go in a cave and call it a dungeon

    24. When you go to the doctors and ask them to heal you

    25.When You attack your boss from work and say "LEET ITEMS PLEASE"

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  • olddaddyolddaddy Member Posts: 3,356
    When your coworker gets terminated and you walk into their cubicle and ask "Can I have your stuff?"
  • GrindPlzGrindPlz Member Posts: 147
    when you wear a robe in real life and say "IM A MAGE BITCH"

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  • silkakcsilkakc Member UncommonPosts: 381
    ... when you are driving down the road and see a big brown lump in a farmer's field and you say to yourself. " What the hell kinda Golem is that?"
  • PTEDPTED Member Posts: 464

    ... your fighting style mimics that of your characters'

  • ErmacErmac Member Posts: 103

    This is a list from the Darkfall forums from awhile back.  Some of them are already listed.

    1.you all ways act in charicter, even in real life.
    2.you think that killing other people in a real life duel wont land you behind bars.

    3. Talking about MMORPG's with friends all the time.

    4. You start using shorthand irl. (lol etc)

    5. You start refering to people you game with by their "IN-GAME" name

    6. You do all-nighters playing the game, when you have work early in the morning.
    7. You talk to people over ventrillo instead of a phone
    8. You don’t play “Outside” due to its tacky graphics, poor sound and low replay ability.

    9. You wear robes to school or work.

    10. You don't get up in the morning because it's too laggy.

    11. Your 4 major food groups are Jolt Cola, Cheesies, MacDonalds and Lays chips.
    12. Your computer chair is surrounded by a sleeping bag and neck support .
    13. You have forgotten your real name .
    14. Whats IRL ?
    15. You begin to resemble the character you play .

    16. Your computer is worth more than your car.

    17. You spend more money on MMORPG's than on food.
    19. You can get so excited about something in-game you're unable to fall asleep at night.
    20. You drink with a super-sized straw so you don't have to use your hands.
    21. You forget how to speak your real language.

    22. You answer to your game name irl.
    23. You don't answer to your given name.
    24. You macro from your cell phone.
    25. You consider forums a major social activity.

    26. You wonder what loot people on the street have on them.

    27. When someone ask for your address, you tell them where your in-game house is
    28. you belive that all the game world lore is real.

    29. Your skills and job description at work read " PK/Crafter ".
    30. You have a laptop, desktop and the PC at work and they all have the game loaded you play on them .
    31. There is no life without a keyboard, PC, monitor and mouse .
    32. There is life outside of this room ! Amazing !
    33. More people know you by your in-game name than your real one


    34. You ask for direction to get outside.
    35. When asked who you work for you name your guild
  • SassymolassySassymolassy Member Posts: 363


    Originally posted by Ermac


    8. You don’t play “Outside” due to its tacky graphics, poor sound and low replay ability.
    10. You don't get up in the morning because it's too laggy.
    11. Your 4 major food groups are Jolt Cola, Cheesies, MacDonalds and Lays chips.
    12. Your computer chair is surrounded by a sleeping bag and neck support .
    13. You have forgotten your real name .
    14. Whats IRL ?
    15. You begin to resemble the character you play .
    16. Your computer is worth more than your car.
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    19. You can get so excited about something in-game you're unable to fall asleep at night.
    25. You consider forums a major social activity.
    26. You wonder what loot people on the street have on them.
    27. When someone ask for your address, you tell them where your in-game house is
    28. you belive that all the game world lore is real.
    34. You ask for direction to get outside.



    These ones are my favorites

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  • loves2spoogeloves2spooge Member Posts: 5
    When you throw food at ur mom and yell "THATS NOOB FOOD"
  • Dex23541Dex23541 Member Posts: 16

    You always carry a healthy supply of red kool-aide in case you need a "Health pot"

  • TheDrunkTheDrunk Member Posts: 33
    When Uyell out Noob while having sexcwith ur wife ( ouch )
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