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You want to know the trueth about Vanguard?

In seven days you might find out more then you ever wanted to know.  We shall find out.

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  • ElikalElikal Member UncommonPosts: 7,912
    Lol sounds like a Twin Peaks episode. ^^

    People don't ask questions to get answers - they ask questions to show how smart they are. - Dogbert

  • baphametbaphamet Member RarePosts: 3,311

    ohhh the suspense is killing me hehe ::::33::

  • ElikalElikal Member UncommonPosts: 7,912

    Vanguard was made by a Brad-Clone, the real Brad will be back and has a totally different Vanguard in store:

    Vanguard ULTRA, the ultra realisitc game.

    - Only humans. No superficial races.

    - Automatic character generation makes random ugly faces, with 60% pimple probability.

    - balding: beyond level 30 male character have a 50% random probability to start to loose hair

    - permadeath: each sword hit/arrow shot has a 80% chance to kill permanently

    - ageing: after level 30 characters start to loose instead of gain stats, but have a 40% chance to gain weight if the player does not log in for more than 3 days

    - complex politics system: events planned with faked elections, gradually cut civil rights and option to join one of two factions in war on error: hubris guardians (special trait: talking your enemy to death) or ka-boom union (special trait: upon death a player explodes killing all player in an area of Level x 20 meters)

    - you have to play 8 hours a day 5 days a week to get all the food and drink your character needs and to pay his rent, otherwise you risk to loose stats

    - top PVP arenas with special mayhem missions: reaching your quest with underground transport, getting your seat in a battle stadium, defend your place in the line of the Rat-at-a-stick Fast Food chain

    - special small addon "New Economy": as reward of certain quests you can cancel other players class and reset them to level 1 at will

    ... oh wait... that game already exists... doh

    People don't ask questions to get answers - they ask questions to show how smart they are. - Dogbert

  • MaldachMaldach Member Posts: 399

    7 days hmm? I read the Mayan calendar and it said we will know in 43 days.

  • IdesofMarchIdesofMarch Member Posts: 1,164


    Originally posted by pharone1

    In seven days you might find out more then you ever wanted to know.  We shall find out.


    Then we wake up and find out this was all a dream. It sounds so familiar....


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  • _Shadowmage_Shadowmage Member Posts: 1,459


    Originally posted by pharone1
    You want to know the trueth about Vanguard?

    No - but the Truth would be nice :)

  • RecidivistRecidivist Member Posts: 18
    The Trueth might be more fun than the Truth.

  • andeemann10andeemann10 Member Posts: 237


    Originally posted by Elikal
    Lol sounds like a Twin Peaks episode. ^^

    You're awesome.

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  • holifeetholifeet Member Posts: 532


    Originally posted by pharone1

    In seven days you might find out more then you ever wanted to know.  We shall find out.


    Wouldn't be at all surprised if he was a beta tester that doesn't like the game and is going to blow a huge secret...I hope I am wrong. I'd hope it is something nice to do with release/next beta stage or something. How would he know though?

    All hail the Pixel, for it is glorious Orange!
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  • ElendorkElendork Member Posts: 40
    .....In 7 days they are announcing the release date. So there, have fun.

  • ElendorkElendork Member Posts: 40

    Dude, if this is all true then wow.....what the hell am I getting hyped for.

  • baphametbaphamet Member RarePosts: 3,311


    Originally posted by pharone1

    I will post more later.  Enjoy, and just remember... GM Daegarmo is a dick.!


    yeah you don't have a axe to grind....so why did he ban you/kick you out of beta?

  • IdesofMarchIdesofMarch Member Posts: 1,164


    Originally posted by pharone1

    Anonymous?  Are you an idiot?  I am not posting this anonymously.  Hell I posted a pic directly from in the game.  Here ya go big boy.  Tell me what you want a screen shot of and I will go get it for you.


    If you cancelled your pre-orders for Vanguard on May 5th, then why did you continue to play the beta and are now bashing the game and whining about the GM's here?

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  • VesaviusVesavius Member RarePosts: 7,908


    Originally posted by pharone1

    Anonymous?  Are you an idiot?  I am not posting this anonymously.  Hell I posted a pic directly from in the game.  Here ya go big boy.  Tell me what you want a screen shot of and I will go get it for you.


    heh, you are anon to me I meant. I don't know you beyond a name in a forum and have no reason at all to trust your opinions or rants. I should have been clearer though I admit.

    oh btw, nice reply... I can't imagine why you got banned... nothing to do with your attitude I guess? Must have been the GM's fault right? Couldnt have been anything you did...

    You clearly have an axe to grind, and probably some kind of anger issues... Go and spew your obviously biased hate somewhere else eh?

    NDA breaker = liar by nature.

  • IdesofMarchIdesofMarch Member Posts: 1,164


    Originally posted by pharone1

    Becuase I got in beta.  Jesus is it really that hard for you conspiracy theorist to understand common sense stuff?



    You've been angry at the game since SOE was announced as the co-publisher, disappear for four months, then come back to start spreading your opinion as the truth. I don't care what you think of the game. I'll find out for myself. And if I don't like it I won't be bashing the hell out of the game on public forums to try to garner some attention and steer other people away from something that they may or may not enjoy.

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  • ElendorkElendork Member Posts: 40
    Come on, post some picks and stuff. Show us some more, more info.

  • RazorbackRazorback Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 5,253

    Just a reminder to everyone VSoH is still in Closed Beta and the NDA is still in force.

    If you have been banned, kicked or otherwise removed from the BETA, it does not relieve you of your obligation that YOU AGREED TO under the NDA. Nor does it mean we will allow you to use our site to post information that may be in breach of the NDA.

    I think its fair to say that everyone knows our position on this and so zero tollerance will be given to threads such as this one and the poeple who post potentially NDA breaching information.

    Lets respect the developers wishes and stay within the rules.

    Thanks

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