Hey mister, want me to check the level of your bile?
"I used to think the worst thing in life was to be all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone." Robin Williams
One Christmas a company I used to work for had an Xmas Ball in one of those Ye Olde Worlde places, pretty cheesey actually but a good laugh and all the Mead you could quoff.
Anyway... as part of the theme they had entertainers going round the tables conjuring and jesting and the like, and one of them was a sword swallower.
Well if you havn't ever been right next to a sword swallower while he/she does their act, it's grotesquely noisy and there is no faking the vile retching noises of a performer attempting to control the gag reflex.
All this while your trying to eat your Ye Olde spit roast chicken and re-heated frozen veg.
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Hey mister, want me to check the level of your bile?
I can personally assure you its quite real. :P
One Christmas a company I used to work for had an Xmas Ball in one of those Ye Olde Worlde places, pretty cheesey actually but a good laugh and all the Mead you could quoff.
Anyway... as part of the theme they had entertainers going round the tables conjuring and jesting and the like, and one of them was a sword swallower.
Well if you havn't ever been right next to a sword swallower while he/she does their act, it's grotesquely noisy and there is no faking the vile retching noises of a performer attempting to control the gag reflex.
All this while your trying to eat your Ye Olde spit roast chicken and re-heated frozen veg.
Did i mention that Mead ruled though?
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"MMOs, for people that like think chatting is like a skill or something, rotflol"
http://purepwnage.com
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"Far away across the field, the tolling of the iron bell, calls the faithful to their knees. To hear the softly spoken magic spell" Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon
Surprised but seconded.
OP: ...the one that really freaked me out was the one with the fork up the guy's nose.
Je mettrai l'amour sur dos de moi.
LOL.
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Surprised but seconded.
I third that. Motion passed. All women need to be trained in 'sword' swallowing....
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