There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east, to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kittiesfrolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again.
There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east, to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kittiesfrolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while
I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.
There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east, to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kittiesfrolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes of
I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.
There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east, to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes ofpsychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east, to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes ofpsychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers
I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.
Originally posted by WantsumBier There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east, to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised. In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes ofpsychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponnies
There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east, to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes ofpsychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie.
There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east, to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes ofpsychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back
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There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east, to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes ofpsychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back on his Harley
There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east, to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes ofpsychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back on his Harley after eating out
There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east, to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes ofpsychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back on his Harley after eating out with his pet chicken.
"Put your foot where your mouth is." - Wisdom from my grandfather "Paper or plastic? ... because I'm afraid I'll have to suffocate you unless you put this bag on your head..." - Ethnitrek AC1: Wierding from Harvestgain
Originally posted by Adreal There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east, to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes ofpsychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back on his Harley after eating out with his pet chicken. Something in his
There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east, to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes ofpsychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back on his Harley after eating out with his pet chicken. Something in his mother's underwear drawer
There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east, to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised. In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes ofpsychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking. One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back on his Harley after eating out with his pet chicken. Something in his mother's underwear drawer popped out and
We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment; We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola
There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east, to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes ofpsychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back on his Harley after eating out with his pet chicken. Something in his mother's underwear drawer popped out and started to vibrate
There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east, to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes ofpsychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back on his Harley after eating out with his pet chicken. Something in his mother's underwear drawer popped out and started to vibrate, he stuck the
Originally posted by Bigdavo There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east, to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes ofpsychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back on his Harley after eating out with his pet chicken. Something in his mother's underwear drawer popped out and started to vibrate, he stuck the mobile phone outside
There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east, to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes ofpsychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back on his Harley after eating out with his pet chicken. Something in his mother's underwear drawer popped out and started to vibrate, he stuck themobile phone outsideto bring friends
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There Once Was an old crippled smurf
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FINwith aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people
aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in
amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
had
aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian
punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like
major ass.
So he traveled to the east,
to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
But
then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which
glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said,"
Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but
very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again.
There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FINWithout warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east,
to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while
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There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FINWithout warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east,
to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes of
I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.
everyone started puking
There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east,
to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes of psychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
One time in
There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east,
to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbersBut then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes of psychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.
There Once Was an old
crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always
enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed
that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
had
aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian
punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like
major ass.
So he traveled to the east,
to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie.instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because
the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf
means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green
radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from
RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old
lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted
diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes of psychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east,
to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes of psychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back
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There Once Was an old crippled smurf
with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people
aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in
amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
had
aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian
punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like
major ass.
So he traveled to the east,
to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In
an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice
because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said,
"Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with
green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink
from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an
old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very
diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes of psychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back on his Harley
There Once Was an old crippled smurf
with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people
aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in
amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
had
aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian
punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like
major ass.
So he traveled to the east,
to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back on his Harley after eating outan instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice
because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said,
"Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with
green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink
from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an
old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very
diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes of psychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
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There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east,
to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes of psychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back on his Harley after eating out with his pet chicken.
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There Once Was an old crippled
smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving
people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was
floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
had
aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian
punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like
major ass.
So he traveled to the east,
to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In
an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice
because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said,
"Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with
green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink
from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an
old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very
diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes of psychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back on his Harley after eating out with his pet chicken. Something in his mother's underwear drawer
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There Once Was an old crippled
smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving
people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was
floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
had
aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian
punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like
major ass.
So he traveled to the east,
to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In
an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice
because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said,
"Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with
green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink
from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an
old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very
diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes of psychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back on his Harley after eating out with his pet chicken. Something in his mother's underwear drawer popped out and started to vibrate
There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east,
to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes of psychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back on his Harley after eating out with his pet chicken. Something in his mother's underwear drawer popped out and started to vibrate, he stuck the
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There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ass.
So he traveled to the east,
to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The Ninja looked suprised.
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means Nerf" FIN
But then out came that same gnome with green radio-active muffins, which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes of psychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back on his Harley after eating out with his pet chicken. Something in his mother's underwear drawer popped out and started to vibrate, he stuck the mobile phone outside to bring friends
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