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Agricola1Agricola1 Member UncommonPosts: 4,977
in SWG Veteran Refuge

I was looking over some links in the Vanguard forums (poor naive people have no idea yet) and found this,

"Sony Online Entertainment LLC (SOE) is a recognized worldwide leader in massively multiplayer online games, with hundreds of thousands of subscribers around the globe. SOE creates, develops and provides compelling entertainment for the personal computer, online, game console and wireless markets. Known for its blockbuster franchises and hit titles including EverQuest®, EverQuest® II, Champions of Norrath®, Untold Legends™, and PlanetSide®, as well as for developing Star Wars Galaxies™, SOE continues to redefine the business of online gaming and the creation of active player communities while introducing new genres on various entertainment platforms. Headquartered in San Diego, CA, with additional development studios in Austin, TX, Seattle, WA, Denver, CO, and Taiwan, SOE has an array of cutting-edge games in development. SOE is owned by Sony Pictures Digital and Sony Computer Entertainment America."

Now here's my fixed version,

"Sony Online Entertainment LLC (SOE) is a recognized worldwide leader in massively screwing up online games, with hundreds of thousands of p***ed off ex-subscribers around the globe. SOE buys then destroys and perverts compelling entertainment for the personal computer, online, game console and wireless markets. Known for its blockbuster franchise EverQuest®, and hit title EverQuest®, as well as for destroying Star Wars Galaxies™, SOE continues to redefine the immoral business of scamming online gamers and the destruction of active player communities while introducing old genres on various entertainment platforms. Headquartered in San Diego, CA, unless you're looking for some customer support then it's in Bombay, India (but MR Smedley lost the number), SOE has an array of cutting-edge excuses in development. SOE is pwned by every MMORPG developer in the world including EA."

Any other variations would be welcome if you feel I've let them off the hook anywhere?

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

CS Lewis

Comments

  • funnysmilesfunnysmiles Member Posts: 37

    rofl!!

    10/10

  • NeuroXlNeuroXl Member Posts: 291

    heres my version

     

     

    "Sony Online Entertainment LLC (SOE) is a recognized  ( IN THEIR OWN MIND ) worldwide leader in massively  ( UNDERPOPULATED ) multiplayer online games, with hundreds of thousands of  ( FORMER PISSED OFF )subscribers around the globe ( AMERICA AND SPAIN MOSTLY ). SOE creates, develops ( STEALS, AND FAWKS UP ) and provides compelling entertainment for the personal computer, online, game console and wireless markets. ( WHICH THEY HOPE TO MERGE INTO ONE BORING< BLAND AND SIMPLSITIC EXPERIENCE FOR KIDS ) Known for its blockbuster ( THEY MEAN BLOCKBUSTED ) franchises  and hit titles ( THEY MEAN KNOCKED OUT FOR THE COUNT) including EverQuest®, EverQuest® II, Champions of Norrath®, Untold Legends™, and PlanetSide® ( PLANETSIDE A HIT I THINK NOT ), as well as for developing  ( THEY MEAN UNDERDEVELOPING )Star Wars Galaxies™, SOE continues to redefine the business of online gaming  ( BY SHOWING OTHER COMPANIES HOW YOU CAN SCREW PAYING CUSTOMERS )and the creation ( DESTRUCTION OF PLAYER COMMUNITIES ( NGE REFUGEES ANYONE?) of active player communities while introducing new genres ( SIMPLIFIED CRAPPOLA CONSOLE VERSIONS OF PC GAMES ) on various entertainment platforms. ( PS3 )Headquartered in San Diego, CA, ( THEY BELONG IN THE ZOO THERE )with additional development studios in Austin, TX, Seattle, WA, Denver, CO, and Taiwan, ( THEY ARE BEING HUNTED ACROSS THE GLOBE ) SOE has an array of cutting-edge games in development. ( NONE >>> SIGIL IS DEVELOPING VANGUARD LOL ) SOE is owned by Sony Pictures Digital and Sony Computer Entertainment America."

  • HashbrickHashbrick Member RarePosts: 1,851

    Originally posted by NeuroXl
    heres my version


    ( NONE >>> SIGIL IS DEVELOPING VANGUARD LOL )

    Exactly why I will be playing VSoH

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  • ShaydeShayde Member Posts: 4,529
    I love how they still use "leader" yet they're now #4 in US MMO companies.



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