It is only a matter of time before half of Belgium joins France or Luxembourg and the other half join Netherland, we saw it on the News the other day! Belgiums themselves believe in the secession...
- "If I understand you well, you are telling me until next time. " - Ren
Scroll down to the first section "the truth about belgium" the first sentence is "Belgium does not exist" lmao i think this going to be the next internet fad or something instead of everyone talking about chuck norris everyone will be like belgium doesnt exist.
Of course Belgium exists. It's where Napolean stopped to get supplies before heading east, where the Germans got souvenirs on the way to the front in WW1, and where the Nazis stopped to fuel up their tanks before heading to France.
What greater tribute to free will than the power to question the highest of authority? What greater display of loyalty than blind faith? What greater gift than free will? What greater love than loyalty?
Well, untill IKEA brings out a package to make your own Belgium in 56245 easy steps... Here's my version. Sadly only funny to Belgians.
How to get Belgium close to you --Guide--
For all those Belgium lovers out there, here's how you can get your prefered motherland close to your home, whereever you live.
What one needs:
-One tennisfield to hide a marijuanah plantation beneath it. -One small Kathedral. -One dutch, drunke male to grow the Mary Jane and piss against the Kathdral. -One war semitary. -One small coast line, preferably very polluted. -A few tiny hills which you will call mountains. -Small patches of dieing forrest divided by many, many highways. -7 governments. -Over 50 ministers and secretaries. -10 people, one somewhat different, one which is openly racist, 2 who are hidden racists and 6 people who constantly shrug and say "Whatya gonna do about it?" like some kind of mantra. All people must be raised bilingual BUT MAY ONLY MASTER ONE LANGUAGE! So 5 people speaking one language, 5 people the other. Any contact or sympathy between both groups must be KEPT TO A MINIMUM. -One paper plane to represent the airforce, one rubber duck to represent the navy and one pair of combat shoes to represent the boots on the ground. -One pack of fries. -One pissing kid. -One japanese tourist (with camera). -A LOT OF BEER.
Scroll down to the first section "the truth about belgium" the first sentence is "Belgium does not exist" lmao i think this going to be the next internet fad or something instead of everyone talking about chuck norris everyone will be like belgium doesnt exist.
Chuck is from Belgium....They make some good beer too.
I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.
Call themselves conspiracy theorists. Every conspiracy theorist knows that Belgium is now the capital of the GLORIOUS EUROPEAN UNION. It is only a matter of time before our politicians get bribed enough for us to form an army powerful enough to CONQUER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not only does it exist, but the fellas are pretty darn good in the sack.
*cough*
Or it could be that you are too easy to please. Belgium is its own country with national borders and all, they even have there own armed forces, but unfortunately I do not like their chocolate as much as Swiss. Bring it on down now.
Damn byotch dat aint no friggn moon fool, dat be a friggn space station byotch.
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We fucking DO exist!
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Of course Belgium exists. It's where Napolean stopped to get supplies before heading east, where the Germans got souvenirs on the way to the front in WW1, and where the Nazis stopped to fuel up their tanks before heading to France.
Belgium: Europe's Reststop
That's odd, you go to the country's website and there's nothing there, nothing there...
www.belgium.be/eportal/application;eportalSTPO=FUK2fTi2TfbqjqcZkTzapvIXU7yi1Yy1w291vs1PlgyWOH1bTP9g!307559135!-1408229100!40080!40443
What greater tribute to free will than the power to question the highest of authority? What greater display of loyalty than blind faith? What greater gift than free will? What greater love than loyalty?
How to get Belgium close to you --Guide--
For all those Belgium lovers out there, here's how you can get your prefered motherland close to your home, whereever you live.
What one needs:
-One tennisfield to hide a marijuanah plantation beneath it.
-One small Kathedral.
-One dutch, drunke male to grow the Mary Jane and piss against the Kathdral.
-One war semitary.
-One small coast line, preferably very polluted.
-A few tiny hills which you will call mountains.
-Small patches of dieing forrest divided by many, many highways.
-7 governments.
-Over 50 ministers and secretaries.
-10 people, one somewhat different, one which is openly racist, 2 who are hidden racists and 6 people who constantly shrug and say "Whatya gonna do about it?" like some kind of mantra. All people must be raised bilingual BUT MAY ONLY MASTER ONE LANGUAGE! So 5 people speaking one language, 5 people the other. Any contact or sympathy between both groups must be KEPT TO A MINIMUM.
-One paper plane to represent the airforce, one rubber duck to represent the navy and one pair of combat shoes to represent the boots on the ground.
-One pack of fries.
-One pissing kid.
-One japanese tourist (with camera).
-A LOT OF BEER.
That's it.
ENJOY YOUR BELGIUM!
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They have to exist. Where else did my waffles come from? Huh?
Edit: No fair, Outfctrl. I started typing first
Chuck is from Belgium....They make some good beer too.
I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.
I thought it was kinda strange we thought about the same thing at the same time.......
Found this excerpt from the link WIKI
Leftish liberals would have done anything to make you believe Belgium was indeed a real country.
Belgium, not a country, thats just silly..
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That's what happens when you eat your french fries with mayonaisse, you get disowned by the world!
What is wrong with that?! Add some ketsup and it is just like Mc D's special sauce - the picle parts. In Utah they call it fry sauce. Very tasty!!
BTW Belgium does not exist... it is a figment of my imagination.
I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.
Due to Belgium self importance, I rather say it is between Luxembourg and the Netherlands!
And I swear I see some Chuck Norris fan again...so let's me clear that up again:
Bud Spencer pwns Chuck Norris, anyday, anywhere, anytime!
- "If I understand you well, you are telling me until next time. " - Ren
Due to Belgium self importance, I rather say it is between Luxembourg and the Netherlands!
And I swear I see some Chuck Norris fan again...so let's me clear that up again:
Bud Spencer pwns Chuck Norris, anyday, anywhere, anytime!
Chuck Norris has a lifetime subscription to WoW. It is, after all, his biggest fanclub.
Not only does it exist, but the fellas are pretty darn good in the sack.
*cough*
Or it could be that you are too easy to please.
Belgium is its own country with national borders and all
, they even have there own armed forces
, but unfortunately I do not like their chocolate as much as Swiss
. Bring it on down now.
Damn byotch dat aint no friggn moon fool, dat be a friggn space station byotch.
I'll let you in on a secret.. *shhh* If you ever find a woman who is too easy to please..... she's faking it.
And I'll agree on the chocolate. My fella brought me over some chocolates and they were tasty.. but not the best I have ever had.