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I found a girl for Rikimaru

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  • BlazinBladesBlazinBlades Member Posts: 1,214
    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X

    Originally posted by Praetoriani

    Okay. This is getting too freaky for me.



    Michael out.
    Liar, you know your going to be checking this out every so often....



    Originally posted by BlazinBlades

     
    Are you two nuts??? Honestly are there no attractive women around in your own respective areas??? Bring it on down now.
    There are many around here, so how can you come to a conclusion like that from this situation? We are just eyeballing this girl basicly. Most likely we are just fooling around man.

     

    Well that’s good to hear….. This girl is not worth wasting so much time and effort on; there are so many other flavors in the real world to enjoy. Bring it on down now.

    Damn byotch dat aint no friggn moon fool, dat be a friggn space station byotch.

  • BlazinBladesBlazinBlades Member Posts: 1,214
     

    When I was in the Ivory Coast I learned that women are like a box of chocolates, they are all grouped together, they all seem similar they all follow a certain number of trends and fads, they all look different but at the same time seem to have the same basic ingredients. But when you start to eat them you find out that these chocolates have different tastes, some taste good some taste bad, some leave a nice refreshing after taste in your mouth, some make you want to vomit, this is just like women, they can have the same effect. Some chocolates have nuts in them, some of these chocolates can taste disgusting but some can be delicious. Some girls are nuts in the head, and some of these girls who are nuts can be disgusting, but some girls that are whacko in the head can also be really yummy even delicious even though they are nuts they are still worth the taste. This could take a long time for me to explain fully, needless to say me and a couple of French men thought this up. Boz and Rik go out and get yourself a good box of Chocolates, and while you eat them think about women, all the women you know, all the ones you want to know, and as you eat them just meditate on it okay guys. Bring it on down now.

     

    P.S make sure you do a good 2 hour workout after eating those things you do not want to be one of those yucky fat people person things.

    Damn byotch dat aint no friggn moon fool, dat be a friggn space station byotch.

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by BlazinBlades

     
    When I was in the Ivory Coast I learned that women are like a box of chocolates.....
    AHAHAHA!! I have to agree with this and your previous post dude. I'm sitting here sippin' on wine, that was fun to read - a little nugget of insight.



    P.S. It's booz not boz.

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  • EllChanEllChan Member Posts: 24
    What? No sexy pirates? Captain Jack is a darn sexy pirate.  Hey I'm a chick I can say that. hehe
  • BlazinBladesBlazinBlades Member Posts: 1,214
    Originally posted by EllChan

    What? No sexy pirates? Captain Jack is a darn sexy pirate.  Hey I'm a chick I can say that. hehe
     

     

    Congratulations on being a chick LMAO, but I am confused on what pirates and you being a female have to do with anything, please feel free to explain. Bring it on down now.

    Damn byotch dat aint no friggn moon fool, dat be a friggn space station byotch.

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Praetoriani

    Can't you get her to post here? I still think I'm in love.
    Dude I don't want to look like a weirdo. lol. Just go to ftj.com and search for asukablue.



    As far as pirates go, I've seen a pic of a pretty hot wench. (the ninja pic is hotter though imo)

    Quoted for great justice.

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  • EllChanEllChan Member Posts: 24
    Originally posted by BlazinBlades


    Congratulations on being a chick LMAO, but I am confused on what pirates and you being a female have to do with anything, please feel free to explain. Bring it on down now.



    Really? You are seriously confused that I clarified my sex after declaring on a forum about hot chicks that I find a MALE pirate attractive?

    Here's what confuses me.. why do you say "Bring it on down now" at the end of every post you make? I am sure by now everyone is aware that you want it down. If it is not yet down, perhaps no-one wishes to bring it.

  • BlazinBladesBlazinBlades Member Posts: 1,214
    Originally posted by EllChan

    Originally posted by BlazinBlades


    Congratulations on being a chick LMAO, but I am confused on what pirates and you being a female have to do with anything, please feel free to explain. Bring it on down now.



    Really? You are seriously confused that I clarified my sex after declaring on a forum about hot chicks that I find a MALE pirate attractive?

    Here's what confuses me.. why do you say "Bring it on down now" at the end of every post you make? I am sure by now everyone is aware that you want it down. If it is not yet down, perhaps no-one wishes to bring it.


     

    No actually you misunderstood what I was asking, I was asking what does you declaring that you are a female and Pirates have to do with what we are talking about, that is all that I asked sorry if you were confused by that point.

     As for my saying of Bring it on down now, it goes along with many other little sayings I have learned over time in life experience that relate to so many different facets of life and especially to people themselves. Bring it on down now is a saying I learned in Angola and it is one that you would not understand anyways, it means something to me and nothing to you nor anyone else. At the same time it is something that does not harm anyone, most have grown accustomed to it and to many of my other small little sayings I have. Oh by the way here it is again. Bring it on down now.

    Damn byotch dat aint no friggn moon fool, dat be a friggn space station byotch.

  • GameloadingGameloading Member UncommonPosts: 14,182
    Originally posted by BlazinBlades

    Originally posted by EllChan

    Originally posted by BlazinBlades


    Congratulations on being a chick LMAO, but I am confused on what pirates and you being a female have to do with anything, please feel free to explain. Bring it on down now.



    Really? You are seriously confused that I clarified my sex after declaring on a forum about hot chicks that I find a MALE pirate attractive?

    Here's what confuses me.. why do you say "Bring it on down now" at the end of every post you make? I am sure by now everyone is aware that you want it down. If it is not yet down, perhaps no-one wishes to bring it.


     

    No actually you misunderstood what I was asking, I was asking what does you declaring that you are a female and Pirates have to do with what we are talking about, that is all that I asked sorry if you were confused by that point.

     As for my saying of Bring it on down now, it goes along with many other little sayings I have learned over time in life experience that relate to so many different facets of life and especially to people themselves. Bring it on down now is a saying I learned in Angola and it is one that you would not understand anyways, it means something to me and nothing to you nor anyone else. At the same time it is something that does not harm anyone, most have grown accustomed to it and to many of my other small little sayings I have. Oh by the way here it is again. Bring it on down now.

    if it means nothing to anyone else, then why the heck do you make us read it everytime you post? That makes zero sense. It doesn't harm anyone, but its annoying.
  • EllChanEllChan Member Posts: 24
    Originally posted by BlazinBlades


    No actually you misunderstood what I was asking, I was asking what does you declaring that you are a female and Pirates have to do with what we are talking about, that is all that I asked sorry if you were confused by that point.
    Oh... that's simple.. because Rikimaru said there was no such thing as a sexy pirate. (aka the neverending "pirate vs ninja" bit) To which Booz posted a photo of a nakie woman in a pirate costume etc etc. ^^ I have a crazy habit of reading a whole thread before I respond.
  • BlazinBladesBlazinBlades Member Posts: 1,214
    Originally posted by EllChan

    Originally posted by BlazinBlades


    No actually you misunderstood what I was asking, I was asking what does you declaring that you are a female and Pirates have to do with what we are talking about, that is all that I asked sorry if you were confused by that point.
    Oh... that's simple.. because Rikimaru said there was no such thing as a sexy pirate. (aka the neverending "pirate vs ninja" bit) To which Booz posted a photo of a nakie woman in a pirate costume etc etc. ^^ I have a crazy habit of reading a whole thread before I respond.

     

     

     

     

    Well you got me there Ellchan, however Rik is correct Ellchan Ninjas are better then pirates, it is a well documented fact that pirates suffered from sever cases of STDs such as the Clap for example, and the vast majority of them were also bisexual and or fully homosexual.  But the good news is that they do have their own ships and that skull and cross bones with a black backing is a really nice design. Bring it on down now.

    Damn byotch dat aint no friggn moon fool, dat be a friggn space station byotch.

  • BlazinBladesBlazinBlades Member Posts: 1,214
    Originally posted by Gameloading

    Originally posted by BlazinBlades

    Originally posted by EllChan

    Originally posted by BlazinBlades


    Congratulations on being a chick LMAO, but I am confused on what pirates and you being a female have to do with anything, please feel free to explain. Bring it on down now.



    Really? You are seriously confused that I clarified my sex after declaring on a forum about hot chicks that I find a MALE pirate attractive?

    Here's what confuses me.. why do you say "Bring it on down now" at the end of every post you make? I am sure by now everyone is aware that you want it down. If it is not yet down, perhaps no-one wishes to bring it.


     

    No actually you misunderstood what I was asking, I was asking what does you declaring that you are a female and Pirates have to do with what we are talking about, that is all that I asked sorry if you were confused by that point.

     As for my saying of Bring it on down now, it goes along with many other little sayings I have learned over time in life experience that relate to so many different facets of life and especially to people themselves. Bring it on down now is a saying I learned in Angola and it is one that you would not understand anyways, it means something to me and nothing to you nor anyone else. At the same time it is something that does not harm anyone, most have grown accustomed to it and to many of my other small little sayings I have. Oh by the way here it is again. Bring it on down now.

    if it means nothing to anyone else, then why the heck do you make us read it everytime you post? That makes zero sense. It doesn't harm anyone, but its annoying.

     

    I respect and understand why it may bother you and even annoy you, you have mentioned it to me on a number of different occasions and for that I am sorry, but you have to understand that because it bothers you and annoys you means very little me especially because you do not really matter to me in my world. The only thing that really matters to me is me and satisfying my own selfish needs and desires, please do not be shocked by this its only that I am very shallow person and because of my ego it really does not bother me for some reason. Other then that you seem like a wonderful person and please just do not read this part here of my post>>>>. Bring it on down now.

    Damn byotch dat aint no friggn moon fool, dat be a friggn space station byotch.

  • ValiumSummerValiumSummer Member Posts: 1,008
    Originally posted by Ulujain


     

    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X

    Poser or not this girl is, I'll show her how it is to be with a real ninja.

     

    Meaning you'll come and go without her even knowing you were there?


    LMAO... GOOD ONE SIR.
  • TidermanTiderman Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 84
    Originally posted by Umbrood


    Would not a Ninja in high heels be like, the worst Ninja ever?
    As to hot, I would not know, she is wearing a mask, nice figure though but them are not exactly rare, least not in sweden.
    Judging from the picture.
    7, borderline 8.
    i agree with you ^^ im from sweden so i know
  • BigdavoBigdavo Member UncommonPosts: 1,863

    Lol I've been reading your posts and dude, you are a tosser. Funny at times, but most of it makes me cringe, especially the chocolates part, stoned much?

    O_o o_O

  • HerodesHerodes Member UncommonPosts: 1,494

    Good luck with that girl, at OP.

    Why does this thread have 10 pages?

  • grimweepergrimweeper Member Posts: 2,047
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Praetoriani

    Can't you get her to post here? I still think I'm in love.
    Dude I don't want to look like a weirdo. lol. Just go to ftj.com and search for asukablue.



    As far as pirates go, I've seen a pic of a pretty hot wench. (the ninja pic is hotter though imo)



    To me this girl is soo much hotter, i mean there is nothing wrong with her seriously shes like....... perfect, well not perfect but you get the point.    Pirates FTW!!

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  • PlanoMMPlanoMM Member Posts: 1,267
    Originally posted by grimweeper

    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Praetoriani

    Can't you get her to post here? I still think I'm in love.
    Dude I don't want to look like a weirdo. lol. Just go to ftj.com and search for asukablue.



    As far as pirates go, I've seen a pic of a pretty hot wench. (the ninja pic is hotter though imo)



    To me this girl is soo much hotter, i mean there is nothing wrong with her seriously shes like....... perfect, well not perfect but you get the point.    Pirates FTW!!

    thats a fine pic.  now can we see what she looks like without the costume, hehe.

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  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by grimweeper

    To me this girl is soo much hotter, i mean there is nothing wrong with her seriously shes like....... perfect, well not perfect but you get the point.    Pirates FTW!!
    That's Lisa Gleave, currently on the gameshow deal or no deal.



    And yeah swedish chicks are hot. I'd love to travel there and hit on the beautiful womenzzzz.   It would be awesome if the hot girl population of Canada, Brazil and Sweden were combined into one big party island :)



    Now I'm just dreaming

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  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by Herodes


    Good luck with that girl, at OP.
    Why does this thread have 10 pages?




    I don't know, because we're all horny twelve year old male 1337 kiddies who have our computers in our basements, and this is all the action we're ever going to get?

    Or, alternately, insert another overused Stereotype here.

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by grimweeper

    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Praetoriani

    Can't you get her to post here? I still think I'm in love.
    Dude I don't want to look like a weirdo. lol. Just go to ftj.com and search for asukablue.



    As far as pirates go, I've seen a pic of a pretty hot wench. (the ninja pic is hotter though imo)



    To me this girl is soo much hotter, i mean there is nothing wrong with her seriously shes like....... perfect, well not perfect but you get the point.    Pirates FTW!!

    Seriously, Pirate Perfection FTW!

    Sure, Ninjas might be a bit safer, but they aren't as wild or experienced as a good Pirate lady. She knows all the tricks of the trade. Her stamina is much better than the ninjas, as they just stealth along, avoiding any real fights. Plus, she wears less clothing 24/7. Best part is, there isn't much expected. You do something wrong, and its one slap, and then some make-up sex. If you're with a Ninja Lady, shes going to cut you a new asshole with all types of pointy-throwy thingys.

    Besides, as Pirates, you're Drunk all the time! The Ninja girl would pass out after one drink. You'd have very little fun with a Ninja girl. Bottom line, the Pirate Girl is fun all the time, while the Ninja girl is high-maintence/low-reward.

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • VyavaVyava Member Posts: 893
    The whole idea of Riku with a girl either ends highly comedically... or badly for the rest of the world.
  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Well that chick that I thought she was is in the top right corner of this screen right now



    avchat.saramnet.com/videochat.swf

    But that link basically expires in 10 minutes.

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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718
    Originally posted by Vyava

    The whole idea of Riku with a girl either ends highly comedically... or badly for the rest of the world.
    With that girl, comedy...but if I could, I would. Now I'm a casanova if you don't know.

    -In memory of Laura "Taera" Genender. Passed away on Aug/13/08-
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  • VyavaVyava Member Posts: 893

    Damn, I have been away too long. There is little more fun than mocking Riku :P

    Edit: typo-riffic..again

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