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Why I think EVE sucks

GraanokGraanok Member Posts: 63
in EVE Online
EVE sucks because there are no elves.



I think they should put elves in the ships and when you type /dance they get out and dance on the wings.



Also, the ships should use swords and magic instead of guns, and they should be people instead of ships.  And they should be in, like, the PAST instead of the future.  And you should be able to get cool looking armour for your "ship" person by killing big dragons and stuff.



That way I think it would be more popular and the devil would be able to get some free souls from the developers.





I think the guys who made EVE should do this with it.  Then it would be REALLY original.

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  • ihavenofeetihavenofeet Member Posts: 4

    Quote: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    I think that sums it up.

  • Jinx_BarkerJinx_Barker Member Posts: 12
    Originally posted by ihavenofeet


    Quote: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
    I think that sums it up.


    Erhm.. dude, have some sense of humour, the guy is obviously being sarcastic about all the EVE-hate posts. Because, if he is not, then well, it is a whole different story.

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  • daeandordaeandor Member UncommonPosts: 2,695
    Yes, quite obvious some humor is to be seen in this post.  Of course, like every post on these forums, sarcasm does not register for some quite as quickly as it does for others.
  • RollinDutchRollinDutch Member Posts: 550
    Originally posted by Jinx_Barker

    Originally posted by ihavenofeet


    Quote: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
    I think that sums it up.


    Erhm.. dude, have some sense of humour, the guy is obviously being sardonic about all the EVE-hate posts. Because, if he is not, then well, it is a whole different story. It was the perfect ironic response to that initial sarcasm.



    Not his fault if you dont know what the quote is from.
  • Jinx_BarkerJinx_Barker Member Posts: 12
    Originally posted by RollinDutch

    Originally posted by Jinx_Barker

    Originally posted by ihavenofeet


    Quote: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
    I think that sums it up.


    Erhm.. dude, have some sense of humour, the guy is obviously being sardonic about all the EVE-hate posts. Because, if he is not, then well, it is a whole different story. It was the perfect ironic response to that initial sarcasm.



    Not his fault if you dont know what the quote is from. Where is the quote from? I dont watch TV, is it from a TV show or some film? Actually the first post was Sarcastic, the second was Sardonic.

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  • gschenk3gschenk3 Member Posts: 93
    It's from Billy Madison..good movie in a bad movie sort of way.

    http://www.amazon.com/Billy-Madison-Tamra-Davis/dp/0783214243
  • GraanokGraanok Member Posts: 63
    *Graanok repeatedly hits himself in the head with a hammer and finally is able to have a conversation with 2/3 of the people on these forums.*



    Sorry to the other 1/3 of the people who have something funny or intelligent to say, but I just wanted to see what life was like for all the others.



    Now, if you don't mind, *hits himself again with the hammer* it tiem ta pwn som n00bz!!!!!one!!!11!!!

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  • Bulldog98Bulldog98 Member Posts: 2
    LOL, that would be really funny... but... I don't think it would work ;)
  • LasraikLasraik Member Posts: 170
    Originally posted by ihavenofeet


    Quote: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
    I think that sums it up.


     

    It's called sarcasm, look it up in the dictionary.

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  • w1ngzer0w1ngzer0 Member Posts: 24
    aw, i was hoping to rant. One thing about EVE is its not like like space above and beyond, where it lags all the time. Solid game for people that have nothing better to do with their time.
  • RattrapRattrap Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 1,599

    I like EVE to have orc shaman, because they are kool and killing gnomes all the time.

    Nelfs i dont like

    "Before this battle is over all the world will know that few...stood against many." - King Leonidas

  • klappsklapps Member Posts: 1

    I think EVE is a horriable Game I still can see y ppl play all you do is watch a ship fly in which direction you click. EVE waws not a game for me

  • RollinDutchRollinDutch Member Posts: 550
    Originally posted by Jinx_Barker



    Actually the first post was Sarcastic, the second was Sardonic.
    As a general rule, I'd avoid trying to correct people using words that you have only a vague grasp of.
  • GraanokGraanok Member Posts: 63
    Originally posted by klapps


    I think EVE is a horriable Game I still can see y ppl play all you do is watch a ship fly in which direction you click. EVE waws not a game for me
    yarly EvE is a horriable Game I tihnk two cuze ti dont evn hav  phat lewtz 2 get.  We shud go pwn some allys klapps.  My ORC WARR FLURY/ARMM spec kan kill them al if u hlep!!!1!111!!!!















    P.S. - hey?  you guys think he bought it?  this whole WoW speak thing is kind of tricky but I'm trying...



    *Graanok cleans off the hammer and gets ready for another round of head bashing*

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  • mbbladembblade Member Posts: 747
    yea i thought it was funny since nearly every MMO has what he mentioned above.   I guess not everybody is keen enough to see that. 
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