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If you were President of the US
outfctrl
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Hmm....If I were President
My popular agenda would include sending all the liberals and dissenters to "freedom camps", putting land mines across the Mexican border, and turning Canada into one vast, frozen, slave labor camp. This would guarantee me 99% support in every election. And just to make sure that the count was done right, I would nationalize Diebold, and make sure people I completely trusted handled the election results from start to finish.
Oh, the term President is so stuffy, so formal. That's whyI would change the term to something more personable and friendly, like "Grand Overlord." 
I am being a nut.....humor me
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I would listen to both sides of the political spectrum with no favoritism, appoint the most knowledgable to important positions not my friends, and make decisions that would benefit people, not line my or my donors pockets.
Both of ours have the same likelihood of happening.
If I was president I would I form a comitee with the best minds in science and imediately tackle global warming, remove the national currency from the federal reserve and world bank to a standard issue debt free currency that JFK wanted to do but got killed for. I would heavily tax the rich and start programs to remove poverty comletely, instate universal health care, create government owned buisness to bring more income for government use, government owned pharmacutical companies so more illnesses get worked on not just the profitable ones, lighten the drug laws and strenthen laws on violent crimes. I would have a death penalty for people who are convicted of 1st degree murder and the death penalty would be carried out directly after guilt is established by single shot to the head as I find it the fastest and most cost effective way to execute.
I would forbid any religion from taking part in political activities, protesting laws on religious grounds and I would also tax the church if they wish to solicit donations. I would remove the "diplomatic immunity" that allows drunk Russian ambassadors to run over your kids and get away with it! Since I am the president of America I would direct a huge ammount of money to NASA in order to develop a commercial space mining system and if succesful would make America very rich and on top of that I owuld create a large moon base and prepare for a mars manned mission. Any student who graduates high school with a B average gets free college/university and students who dont get a b average get a free pass to trade school. From the ages 3-16 I would make education legaly madatory and parents would be responsible for getting their kids to school from those ages, I would increase the school day and ammount of days students go per year. I would make the teachers do a better job of bringing American education to #1 in the world and hopefully get younger minds doing more advanced schoolwork and getting to a position to better compete in a world economy.
I would have a very direct and respecable foregin policy, Iraq would never happen under my administration! I would encourage other countries to work together and take the initial steps needed for world peace. I would not give up the means to defend agression but I would not act as if I was agressive and look to bring old feuds to an end. Tax's in my country would be a little higher but stuff would get done and people would be looked after, I would hope withing 3 years of my admin that homlessnes and hunger would be eliminated from America. Lastly I would warn the Mexican government to get its shit together and enforce that border to the point Mexicans would find it a waste of time to attempt to cross and on top of that I would do my best to influence Mexico to treat their people better and if not allow waves of immigrants to come to America but I would do so in a manner that gets them a place to live and work but wont displace or take jobs from Americans already there. I could probably acomplish that by building powerplants, government run farms and manufacturing plants that could hire immigrants right after they are built from all the money my govt saves and makes by its economic policies.
I would expand the size of the military and make it mandatory that any able bodied person who immigrates to America has to server 3 years in either the coast guard, army, navy or national guard for the purpose of learning to assimilate and to pay your way into my great nation through personal sacrifice. Dont worry though its unlikely I would ever send troops to invade another country unless I recieved intelligence a little better then Bush did tellin me America is in Danger, then I wouldnt waste time or American lives I would anhilate the problem fast and with world support first. Then I get assasinated by the NWO and Illuminatti n things go back to the way they were!
{(RIP)} SWG
I'd reveal all secrets that the government hide for us... Those muppets are experts in lying to us. I think they only revealed 2 to 4% of all the information they got about the universe, because they are affraid it will have a dramatic effect on us. (which probably will)
I'd be sending more soldiers to Iraq to exterminate and crush those damned terrorists.
I'd treat all compatriots fair, and make sure they wont suffer from bad economy or such.
Change my mind so much I can't even trust it
My mind change me so much I can't even trust myself
I would wipe out the rest of the terrorist by haveing scientists make non-leathel,temperary, weakening,and contagious disease and put them in guns. That would assure victory-then after the disease takes affect leave and wait two years while making friends with a bunch of people in America and other countries like the ones we have invaded. Then I would try and buy as much of canada and mexico as I could,and then try and expand the U.S. to an entire North America. Then I would try to join S.America by buying as much as possible then invading the part I don't get with killing the absolute minimum. The I would change from the united states of america to just america.
P.S.just what I would do and I would probably not be able to even if I was president.
My mind has changed so much. Yet I'm still acting like I'm the same.
Build a fence around Kansas, declare the area to be a bible-thumpers/basher's enclave, move all evangelists, Jesus Freaks and other unsavoury types in there, so they can fester and be forgotten.
For the rest of the US, I'd lower the drinking age to 16 (14 if someone asks me nicely), decriminalise Mary Jane, give free condoms and contraception to those who want it, declare universal peace and love, put soft core porn on free-to-air TV, and then declare the the US to be the United States Fun Republic.
Hell, I'd be President for Life!
Yes, I'm joking...
O_o o_O
For the rest of the US, I'd lower the drinking age to 16 (14 if someone asks me nicely), decriminalise Mary Jane, give free condoms and contraception to those who want it, declare universal peace and love, put soft core porn on free-to-air TV, and then declare the the US to be the United States Fun Republic.
Hell, I'd be President for Life!
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if you would do this I would love you and kill anyone who thought of impeaching you
My mind has changed so much. Yet I'm still acting like I'm the same.
Nuke LA
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
I'd blow shit up............................lots of shit............................Then maybe start a nuclear war, with genocide of some random group of people (I'd pull names out of hats)
if i where the president of the US i would take all the troops who serv in the us army that are in Irak, Afganistan, i would pould them out of those areas. and i would listen to boyh pilitical parties.
Bush is going to crash the US before a new president is in control
I got two Words for you
SUCK IT!
My mind has changed so much. Yet I'm still acting like I'm the same.
I would use the resources and every scientist within my power (bar none) to create weapons and armo to give to the armor to let them march across a battlefield unimpeded (saving a better model for myself for security reasons) use the military to conqeur the planet, instate an IQ test for life, an aptitude test for reproduction, among other things (too tired to finish my thought) and, after finishing the armor, force every scientist/engineer on the planet to work on the problem of space-travel.
Or, just stage a mass murder/suicide, where I kill the entire head of the government, and fake my own suicide, keeping myself alive only to see what happens to the government without any leaders.
Demand access to Area 51, and expose its secrets to the public.
Strongly declare in the middle of a speech about my plan to solve world hunger "What the Fuck was that? Where the hell did the motherfucking teleprompter go? Damn, 'merica, looks like I'm going to have to cut this speech short."
Sign a law requiring FOX to either restart Firefly or give the rights to Sci-Fi.
Get hammered before a meeting with some promenant world leaders.
Make a law requiring America to be said as " 'merica " to keep the world's opinion that we are all Bible-Thumping Hicks.
More will probably come later, just a bit tired and can't think of any.
We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola
I would go and jump in a lake.
(After giving myself a pay rise).
You have my vote
Only thing I don't like is the drinking age. Being drunk pisses me off and so do drunk people.
You have my vote
Only thing I don't like is the drinking age. Being drunk pisses me off and so do drunk people.
Oh no, we've got a straight edger in here! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!My mind has changed so much. Yet I'm still acting like I'm the same.
you could't do much if tyou were just president, but hey look at bush.
If i was president i would
STOP GLOBAL WARMING I DONT WANNA DIE!
Promote nintendo, and increse trade between japan.(yes i am.)
put land mines and a bigger wall on the mexican border.
pull soldiers out of iraq
then be a good'ol president listening to both sides of the party ect. ect.
OH AND BLOW UP FIJI!
Rawk for life!
My mind has changed so much. Yet I'm still acting like I'm the same.