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Your MMORPG of choice SUCKS!
AlteredCarbn
Member Posts: 33
Yes that’s right, your favourite MMO sucks.
It’s a terrible game and a boring grind and everything about it is horrible. The classes are boring and generic and so are the races. A healing class, a tanking class, some nukers and support characters, maybe even an archer. Doesn’t matter. It’s boring and lame and the developers should try making something unique for once. MY favourite game is much better by the way.
Don’t even get me started on character creation because this game lacks very seriously in customization. Only 12 sliders for my nose? You should try not slacking, asshole developers. Why don’t you just make every character an inanimate grey blob while you’re at it.
The enemies are uninspired and the zones are stupid and boring. What mobs do we have here, wolves, demons, humans, some tech things, a spaceship? More like boring ripoffs from my favourite game. A desert, a forest and a mountain setting: BORING. A lava filled dungeon, a swampy dilapidated ruin and a minotaur maze? Been there before, try something new already. The moon, other planes of existence and alien planets? Now you’re really trying too hard and so it SUCKS.
Everybody that plays the game has a stupid name (both in game and in real life) and tries to be super cool but I know they’re just a bunch of retards. Look at them just trying to have fun, PFFT. THEY don’t know what fun is, only I do, and this most definitely is NOT fun (They’re all morons for enjoying this game) The developers have brainwashed every player of this game WHY CANT THEY SEE THIS THROUGH MY EYES?!?!?
The graphics… Hahaha! All I can do here is laugh because the graphics for your game SUCK! They’re terrible and my monitor might as well be shooting needles into my eye because that would be better for me than looking at this terrible game. I’d rather drink draino. I’d rather sit on a barbed wire fence. I’d rather skin myself alive and jump into a mountain of thumbtacks.
The PvP is unbalanced and lame. Nobody that plays has skills so they just rely on cookiecutter builds and uber items to get them through. Wee, let’s just crowd-control everyone or zerg rush ‘em and we win! What about 1 on 1 fights? Well every class that isn’t yours is overpowered and able to destroy you in no time flat because the game is unbalanced and the developers should probably fix this ASAP. In my game of choice PvP is perfect and balanced by the way.
Quests in your game suck too. Even when they tell a story its just hiding the grind. GRIND GRIND GRIND! That’s all your game is. Go get 10 wolf paws. GRIND. Go into a dungeon and get me a tablet. GRIND. Go save the princess from a dragon, take your friends with you but avoid traps and have your wits about you! GRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD (PS. My game has no grind and every moment I’m play it I’m experiencing pure euphoria)
In conclusion: Your game sucks
It’s a terrible game and a boring grind and everything about it is horrible. The classes are boring and generic and so are the races. A healing class, a tanking class, some nukers and support characters, maybe even an archer. Doesn’t matter. It’s boring and lame and the developers should try making something unique for once. MY favourite game is much better by the way.
Don’t even get me started on character creation because this game lacks very seriously in customization. Only 12 sliders for my nose? You should try not slacking, asshole developers. Why don’t you just make every character an inanimate grey blob while you’re at it.
The enemies are uninspired and the zones are stupid and boring. What mobs do we have here, wolves, demons, humans, some tech things, a spaceship? More like boring ripoffs from my favourite game. A desert, a forest and a mountain setting: BORING. A lava filled dungeon, a swampy dilapidated ruin and a minotaur maze? Been there before, try something new already. The moon, other planes of existence and alien planets? Now you’re really trying too hard and so it SUCKS.
Everybody that plays the game has a stupid name (both in game and in real life) and tries to be super cool but I know they’re just a bunch of retards. Look at them just trying to have fun, PFFT. THEY don’t know what fun is, only I do, and this most definitely is NOT fun (They’re all morons for enjoying this game) The developers have brainwashed every player of this game WHY CANT THEY SEE THIS THROUGH MY EYES?!?!?
The graphics… Hahaha! All I can do here is laugh because the graphics for your game SUCK! They’re terrible and my monitor might as well be shooting needles into my eye because that would be better for me than looking at this terrible game. I’d rather drink draino. I’d rather sit on a barbed wire fence. I’d rather skin myself alive and jump into a mountain of thumbtacks.
The PvP is unbalanced and lame. Nobody that plays has skills so they just rely on cookiecutter builds and uber items to get them through. Wee, let’s just crowd-control everyone or zerg rush ‘em and we win! What about 1 on 1 fights? Well every class that isn’t yours is overpowered and able to destroy you in no time flat because the game is unbalanced and the developers should probably fix this ASAP. In my game of choice PvP is perfect and balanced by the way.
Quests in your game suck too. Even when they tell a story its just hiding the grind. GRIND GRIND GRIND! That’s all your game is. Go get 10 wolf paws. GRIND. Go into a dungeon and get me a tablet. GRIND. Go save the princess from a dragon, take your friends with you but avoid traps and have your wits about you! GRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD (PS. My game has no grind and every moment I’m play it I’m experiencing pure euphoria)
In conclusion: Your game sucks
Comments
Alterd carbon, Obviously your a retard fanboi and your game is full of little 9 yo kids runnign aaround looking for phat loots and teling chuck norris jokes
Your game sucks the community is terrible and nobody roleplays,
PSSSSHHHHH at leas sucks has that
The new EQ2, better than ever befor !
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My favorite part about posts like this is when someone jumps to conclusions and launches a massive flame retort. It would be priceless to see the look on their face when they finally realized what happened.
~Synexis
This thread gave new meaning to my life. Thank you!
(are there no mods on these boards?)
My game sucks ?!?!?!?
WTF?!?!
oh yeah?
oh yeah?
well.............
You're game sucks way more-er
So There
Sigh, I guess Im just being cranky. These boards are just flooded with so many poor posts, not that you can mod bad posts though...
Forget I said anything.
Sigh, I guess Im just being cranky. These boards are just flooded with so many poor posts, not that you can mod bad posts though... Forget I said anything.
I actually thought that, in a way, this was a very good thread. Just my personal opinion, but in a way I feel as though the original poster is saying that we should all get along no matter where our preferences lie.
Sigh, I guess Im just being cranky. These boards are just flooded with so many poor posts, not that you can mod bad posts though... Forget I said anything.
I actually thought that, in a way, this was a very good thread. Just my personal opinion, but in a way I feel as though the original poster is saying that we should all get along no matter where our preferences lie.
True. I guess I was aiming more at the general attitude of these boards. Why I commented it in this post is a mystery to me.
i am really impressed on how you have summed up everything people say on the forums about this game or that game or anything...
truely genius.
i applaud the OP
Seconded and QFT.
I think it's the objective of your past self to make you cringe.
You are just a hater.. Haaateeeeer. Hater I tell you, hater you are. And I will now tell you why, in a long list to seem like I know my stuff. Heck, I will even number it!
1. Because you are a hater
2. it doesn't suck, its your computer.
3. I met Yoda and he said that a hater you are
4. L2P, nubb
5. The Devs of my game said that everything you disliked will be fixed in the next patch. EVERYTHING!
6. Because my dads a cop and he is about to arrest you for hating
7. You are just saying that because everyone else is saying that. grow up and get your own opinion...
... hey, wait a minute..
8. I gotta fever! And the only cure is less haters!
9. When "I" play my game, its beautiful, advanced, superfun and the people are all wonderful and helpful, funny and offer free cyberor. It must be your RAM memory
10. Gimme an H! Gimme an A! Gimme a T! Gimme an O! Gimme an H Gimme n R! Gimme a lexicon!
"This is not a game to be tossed aside lightly.
It should be thrown with great force"
Now why the hell did you have to come here and make a hate thread on their World of Warcraft? Stop making yourself look stupid and go back to play your (our) Guild Wars.
This OP is very good
He made a very good point in concerning the usuall type of poster here. I have to say tho your post will be lost on most people here im afraid.
Saying this tho this post's level of intelegence and accuracy seems more typical of an EvE post to me. Its the sort you usually see there.
You are a fool. Unless you've played my game until level 53, then you can't say a damn thing. You haven't experienced the breathtaking castle sieges and superb quest lines that exist in the later stages of the game (after the upcoming patch.) And to act like the entire game is bad because you have to mindlessly grind your way through 52 levels first, and assume that things won't actually change and the developers are lying about all the exciting stuff that awaits you (in the next patch), is truly foolish and ignorant. So until you come back after having played 60 levels, your opinion is worthless and you shouldn't even be allowed to post this crap.
A mod can lock this now. PLZ TY KK.
Seconded and QFT.
Thirded and greater than pizza served by a naked swedish chick with no sense of morality