You are a fool. Unless you've played my game until level 53, then you can't say a damn thing. You haven't experienced the breathtaking castle sieges and superb quest lines that exist in the later stages of the game (after the upcoming patch.) And to act like the entire game is bad because you have to mindlessly grind your way through 52 levels first, and assume that things won't actually change and the developers are lying about all the exciting stuff that awaits you (in the next patch), is truly foolish and ignorant. So until you come back after having played 60 levels, your opinion is worthless and you shouldn't even be allowed to post this crap.
A mod can lock this now. PLZ TY KK.
Some people are so thick headed its amazing.
And back to OP yeah /high five.. we are the only two i think who are gettign laid in game... But still your game sucks as compared to mine. WHY? because i am a fanboy and i dont need a reason to say that your game SUX.
It’s a terrible game and a boring grind and everything about it is horrible. The classes are boring and generic and so are the races. A healing class, a tanking class, some nukers and support characters, maybe even an archer. Doesn’t matter. It’s boring and lame and the developers should try making something unique for once. MY favourite game is much better by the way.
Don’t even get me started on character creation because this game lacks very seriously in customization. Only 12 sliders for my nose? You should try not slacking, asshole developers. Why don’t you just make every character an inanimate grey blob while you’re at it.
The enemies are uninspired and the zones are stupid and boring. What mobs do we have here, wolves, demons, humans, some tech things, a spaceship? More like boring ripoffs from my favourite game. A desert, a forest and a mountain setting: BORING. A lava filled dungeon, a swampy dilapidated ruin and a minotaur maze? Been there before, try something new already. The moon, other planes of existence and alien planets? Now you’re really trying too hard and so it SUCKS.
Everybody that plays the game has a stupid name (both in game and in real life) and tries to be super cool but I know they’re just a bunch of retards. Look at them just trying to have fun, PFFT. THEY don’t know what fun is, only I do, and this most definitely is NOT fun (They’re all morons for enjoying this game) The developers have brainwashed every player of this game WHY CANT THEY SEE THIS THROUGH MY EYES?!?!?
The graphics… Hahaha! All I can do here is laugh because the graphics for your game SUCK! They’re terrible and my monitor might as well be shooting needles into my eye because that would be better for me than looking at this terrible game. I’d rather drink draino. I’d rather sit on a barbed wire fence. I’d rather skin myself alive and jump into a mountain of thumbtacks.
The PvP is unbalanced and lame. Nobody that plays has skills so they just rely on cookiecutter builds and uber items to get them through. Wee, let’s just crowd-control everyone or zerg rush ‘em and we win! What about 1 on 1 fights? Well every class that isn’t yours is overpowered and able to destroy you in no time flat because the game is unbalanced and the developers should probably fix this ASAP. In my game of choice PvP is perfect and balanced by the way.
Quests in your game suck too. Even when they tell a story its just hiding the grind. GRIND GRIND GRIND! That’s all your game is. Go get 10 wolf paws. GRIND. Go into a dungeon and get me a tablet. GRIND. Go save the princess from a dragon, take your friends with you but avoid traps and have your wits about you! GRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD (PS. My game has no grind and every moment I’m play it I’m experiencing pure euphoria)
In conclusion: Your game sucks
OK for the last time, they call it BETA for a reason!!!! Everything will be fixed at launch. EVERYTHING!
Honestly, I think that IdesOfMarch was continuing the sarcastic tone. The "after the upcoming patch" hinted towards it. However, I might be reading it wrong and can't fully know what Ides was thinking.
I never pass up reading a good sarcastic thread. The OP makes great points though.
My favorite part about posts like this is when someone jumps to conclusions and launches a massive flame retort. It would be priceless to see the look on their face when they finally realized what happened.
This thread rocks.
Dang, some of those posts took this seriously.
One talked about Vanguard, another about WOW, another wanted the moderator to lock the thread.
I hope they do read everything over again and realize their error.
It’s a terrible game and a boring grind and everything about it is horrible. The classes are boring and generic and so are the races. A healing class, a tanking class, some nukers and support characters, maybe even an archer. Doesn’t matter. It’s boring and lame and the developers should try making something unique for once. MY favourite game is much better by the way.
Don’t even get me started on character creation because this game lacks very seriously in customization. Only 12 sliders for my nose? You should try not slacking, asshole developers. Why don’t you just make every character an inanimate grey blob while you’re at it.
The enemies are uninspired and the zones are stupid and boring. What mobs do we have here, wolves, demons, humans, some tech things, a spaceship? More like boring ripoffs from my favourite game. A desert, a forest and a mountain setting: BORING. A lava filled dungeon, a swampy dilapidated ruin and a minotaur maze? Been there before, try something new already. The moon, other planes of existence and alien planets? Now you’re really trying too hard and so it SUCKS.
Everybody that plays the game has a stupid name (both in game and in real life) and tries to be super cool but I know they’re just a bunch of retards. Look at them just trying to have fun, PFFT. THEY don’t know what fun is, only I do, and this most definitely is NOT fun (They’re all morons for enjoying this game) The developers have brainwashed every player of this game WHY CANT THEY SEE THIS THROUGH MY EYES?!?!?
The graphics… Hahaha! All I can do here is laugh because the graphics for your game SUCK! They’re terrible and my monitor might as well be shooting needles into my eye because that would be better for me than looking at this terrible game. I’d rather drink draino. I’d rather sit on a barbed wire fence. I’d rather skin myself alive and jump into a mountain of thumbtacks.
The PvP is unbalanced and lame. Nobody that plays has skills so they just rely on cookiecutter builds and uber items to get them through. Wee, let’s just crowd-control everyone or zerg rush ‘em and we win! What about 1 on 1 fights? Well every class that isn’t yours is overpowered and able to destroy you in no time flat because the game is unbalanced and the developers should probably fix this ASAP. In my game of choice PvP is perfect and balanced by the way.
Quests in your game suck too. Even when they tell a story its just hiding the grind. GRIND GRIND GRIND! That’s all your game is. Go get 10 wolf paws. GRIND. Go into a dungeon and get me a tablet. GRIND. Go save the princess from a dragon, take your friends with you but avoid traps and have your wits about you! GRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD (PS. My game has no grind and every moment I’m play it I’m experiencing pure euphoria)
In conclusion: Your game sucks
The tits in my game are bigger than the tits in your game. Thus, my game > your game.
You are a fool. Unless you've played my game until level 53, then you can't say a damn thing. You haven't experienced the breathtaking castle sieges and superb quest lines that exist in the later stages of the game (after the upcoming patch.) And to act like the entire game is bad because you have to mindlessly grind your way through 52 levels first, and assume that things won't actually change and the developers are lying about all the exciting stuff that awaits you (in the next patch), is truly foolish and ignorant. So until you come back after having played 60 levels, your opinion is worthless and you shouldn't even be allowed to post this crap.
A mod can lock this now. PLZ TY KK.
Some people are so thick headed its amazing.
And back to OP yeah /high five.. we are the only two i think who are gettign laid in game... But still your game sucks as compared to mine. WHY? because i am a fanboy and i dont need a reason to say that your game SUX. Way to pick up on the sarcasm. Notice how I don't mention what game I'm playing, and even add a PLZ TY KK at the end of my post.
It says I'm a smartass under my avatar for a reason.
to Billybob2006 for pointing out my intentions with that previous post though.
I only play my game because there is nothing better around.
No, of course I'm not addicted, I could quit playing right now if I wanted. Despite me using my game as a mere graphical chat client, it's still very well worth my monthly fee. Afterall, it's a graphical chat client !
I also don't wanna loose my onl.., err, best friends. Afterall I can't just go out of my baseme.., oops, house and loose my virgi.., err, have another threesome.
Being in a 1ee7 powergamer guild like mine also demands mad social skills. Afterall we are not only in for the phat loot. No, our prime objective is making friends and, uh, stuff. That's why we only ever are online for the 5 hours a day we raid and never have any other contact, online or offline. The term "social skills" is of course no synonym for drama, lootwhoriness, elitism and general stupidity. How did you come up with that idea anyway ?
Uh, anyway, < insert publisher/game company here > YOU SUCK ! Unless you give in to my whini.., err, the palyerbases' demands, we'll just MASS CANCEL and once < insert not at all related game here > comes out, yours will DIE HORRIBLY !!!1
aww man... but hello kitty online adventure and toontown is i have to play so what if i have to throw 10 million pies for a pair of joke suspenders and a sqwuirt flower
Second Life is a user created world. So the possiblilites are endless. Character creation can go on for years and years anything you want your character to be. Now the graphics are not as good as the upcoming games out there (they are between EQ1 and EQ2) The music is the best since you can upload and stream your own music to the world. Everyone can listen to what you are listening to. There is so much more but instead of telling you about it, you should go play it.
It’s a terrible game and a boring grind and everything about it is horrible. The classes are boring and generic and so are the races. A healing class, a tanking class, some nukers and support characters, maybe even an archer. Doesn’t matter. It’s boring and lame and the developers should try making something unique for once. MY favourite game is much better by the way.
Don’t even get me started on character creation because this game lacks very seriously in customization. Only 12 sliders for my nose? You should try not slacking, asshole developers. Why don’t you just make every character an inanimate grey blob while you’re at it.
The enemies are uninspired and the zones are stupid and boring. What mobs do we have here, wolves, demons, humans, some tech things, a spaceship? More like boring ripoffs from my favourite game. A desert, a forest and a mountain setting: BORING. A lava filled dungeon, a swampy dilapidated ruin and a minotaur maze? Been there before, try something new already. The moon, other planes of existence and alien planets? Now you’re really trying too hard and so it SUCKS.
Everybody that plays the game has a stupid name (both in game and in real life) and tries to be super cool but I know they’re just a bunch of retards. Look at them just trying to have fun, PFFT. THEY don’t know what fun is, only I do, and this most definitely is NOT fun (They’re all morons for enjoying this game) The developers have brainwashed every player of this game WHY CANT THEY SEE THIS THROUGH MY EYES?!?!?
The graphics… Hahaha! All I can do here is laugh because the graphics for your game SUCK! They’re terrible and my monitor might as well be shooting needles into my eye because that would be better for me than looking at this terrible game. I’d rather drink draino. I’d rather sit on a barbed wire fence. I’d rather skin myself alive and jump into a mountain of thumbtacks.
The PvP is unbalanced and lame. Nobody that plays has skills so they just rely on cookiecutter builds and uber items to get them through. Wee, let’s just crowd-control everyone or zerg rush ‘em and we win! What about 1 on 1 fights? Well every class that isn’t yours is overpowered and able to destroy you in no time flat because the game is unbalanced and the developers should probably fix this ASAP. In my game of choice PvP is perfect and balanced by the way.
Quests in your game suck too. Even when they tell a story its just hiding the grind. GRIND GRIND GRIND! That’s all your game is. Go get 10 wolf paws. GRIND. Go into a dungeon and get me a tablet. GRIND. Go save the princess from a dragon, take your friends with you but avoid traps and have your wits about you! GRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD (PS. My game has no grind and every moment I’m play it I’m experiencing pure euphoria)
In conclusion: Your game sucks
Brilliant peice of literature, makes sense with almost every game except second life. Hmm So your saying you play Second Life... that makes sense since you said their's naked chicks and you get laid!..
e-perv... lol
after 6 or so years, I had to change it a little...
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+2 to humor!!
You are a fool. Unless you've played my game until level 53, then you can't say a damn thing. You haven't experienced the breathtaking castle sieges and superb quest lines that exist in the later stages of the game (after the upcoming patch.) And to act like the entire game is bad because you have to mindlessly grind your way through 52 levels first, and assume that things won't actually change and the developers are lying about all the exciting stuff that awaits you (in the next patch), is truly foolish and ignorant. So until you come back after having played 60 levels, your opinion is worthless and you shouldn't even be allowed to post this crap.
A mod can lock this now. PLZ TY KK.
Some people are so thick headed its amazing.
And back to OP yeah /high five.. we are the only two i think who are gettign laid in game..
P.S. i love MMOs
MMOs rule the world
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Honestly, I think that IdesOfMarch was continuing the sarcastic tone. The "after the upcoming patch" hinted towards it. However, I might be reading it wrong and can't fully know what Ides was thinking.
I never pass up reading a good sarcastic thread. The OP makes great points though.
This thread rocks.
Dang, some of those posts took this seriously.
One talked about Vanguard, another about WOW, another wanted the moderator to lock the thread.
I hope they do read everything over again and realize their error.
Choke on it.
Guild Wars is still an MMO.
You are a fool. Unless you've played my game until level 53, then you can't say a damn thing. You haven't experienced the breathtaking castle sieges and superb quest lines that exist in the later stages of the game (after the upcoming patch.) And to act like the entire game is bad because you have to mindlessly grind your way through 52 levels first, and assume that things won't actually change and the developers are lying about all the exciting stuff that awaits you (in the next patch), is truly foolish and ignorant. So until you come back after having played 60 levels, your opinion is worthless and you shouldn't even be allowed to post this crap.
A mod can lock this now. PLZ TY KK.
Some people are so thick headed its amazing.
And back to OP yeah /high five.. we are the only two i think who are gettign laid in game..
It says I'm a smartass under my avatar for a reason.
I only play my game because there is nothing better around.
No, of course I'm not addicted, I could quit playing right now if I wanted. Despite me using my game as a mere graphical chat client, it's still very well worth my monthly fee. Afterall, it's a graphical chat client !
I also don't wanna loose my onl.., err, best friends. Afterall I can't just go out of my baseme.., oops, house and loose my virgi.., err, have another threesome.
Being in a 1ee7 powergamer guild like mine also demands mad social skills. Afterall we are not only in for the phat loot. No, our prime objective is making friends and, uh, stuff. That's why we only ever are online for the 5 hours a day we raid and never have any other contact, online or offline. The term "social skills" is of course no synonym for drama, lootwhoriness, elitism and general stupidity. How did you come up with that idea anyway ?
Uh, anyway, < insert publisher/game company here > YOU SUCK ! Unless you give in to my whini.., err, the palyerbases' demands, we'll just MASS CANCEL and once < insert not at all related game here > comes out, yours will DIE HORRIBLY !!!1
Choke on it.
haha, i just might!
Oh, damn you're right! My MMO sucks donkey nads. I feel shame right now!
I will attempt to do better in the future. Thank you for pointing this out to me.
You sir, are my new hero
Love the thread ^_^
Demoku: Anarchy Online (Rimor)
Hats off to the OP.
Cunning use of sarcasm.
While most posts on gamer forums are the semi-literate ravings of unsocialized young males, occasionally we get a pearl like this.
Well done!
e-perv... lol
after 6 or so years, I had to change it a little...