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Funniest Forum Quote!

RimokuRimoku Member UncommonPosts: 90

Simple, Just put in your favourite quote(s). Keep it on topic!



"Fanboys are like slinkies; Not good for anything, but you always laugh when one falls down the stairs!"

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  • methane47methane47 Member UncommonPosts: 3,694
    "did he drop any good loot?"

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  • RimokuRimoku Member UncommonPosts: 90

    "Can I have your Items if your quitting?"



    "HUNTER LOOT IMO"

  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918
    Every single word of Blazinblade's response to the post about the guy with the crappy girlfriend.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • Cheeseman162Cheeseman162 Member Posts: 231
    "You're stupid. I'm going to find you and fight you."

    -Modjoe86



    I lol'd more than once while reading this quote.

    "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

  • FilipinoFuryFilipinoFury Member Posts: 1,056
    "Go slide down a razor blade into a pool of alcohol"

                                           

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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718
    I remember that quote FF.

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  • outfctrloutfctrl Member UncommonPosts: 3,619

    Actually, this isnt a forum quote....two separate words.

    Mage:   Ooops

     RUN!

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  • BlazinBladesBlazinBlades Member Posts: 1,214
     

    “You’re a sexist womanizing pig, you’re a piece of shit in my books”.

     “What???? Why are you so mean, why am I bad person, how is sexists being bad”.

     “You treat women like sex objects, you do not care about them you only want to have sex with them”.

     “Uh huh, soooo I am confused by what the problem is”.

     “You are a disgusting sexist pig, that is the problem they, should ban you here”.

     “Hold on crazy one, you are the evil person, you are discriminating against me because I sleep with women, you are discriminating against me because I am sexist”.

     “What the hell are you talking about?”

     “You are calling me all sorts of bad things when you yourself are nothing more then a discriminating person filled with hate. I have done nothing to you, and as far as the women I sleep with they all seem very happy and I leave them with a sweet taste in their mouth every time, (I drink a lot of pineapple juice and eat lots of bananas). I have done nothing wrong and being a sexist has nothing to do with me being an evil person the only person here that has shown to be evil is you yourself. The very things that you have said calling me shit and a pig and treating women like sex objects you claim as being evil and wrong, but yet at the same time here you are treating me like I was a monster something evil and wrong and doing basically the exact same thing that you are claiming that I am doing when I in fact was not doing it in the first place”.

     “You are an asshole, you are trying to turn my words around and use them against me, you are trying to make it my fault its going to work I see thru your thin veneer.”

     “Well sweetie the only veneer that you will be see thru is if you have a nice body and do look good in a sexy black tight sheer micro mini. You are acting like some sex deprived feminists who is so unaccustomed to having a good long hard thumping that you now have turned into a militant feminists, your basically like a militant terrorists for the feminists movement. My I ask you a personal question??”

     “You are unbelievable and NO.”

     “Well yes almost every women I have met has said the same thing, as I said I drink lots of pineapple juice and eat lots of bananas. Do you mean NO I can not ask you a question or no you do not mind me asking you a question, well I will go with the latter. Do you screw like a bunny???”

     “What the hell is wrong with you?”

     “Why are you answer a question with a question, that is a tell tale sign that I have hit a nerve, so I assume that your runway has been snowed in and not ploughed for a nice hard landing for some time then.”

     “Go to HELL, this conversation is over.”

     “Well I could always give you my number

     

     

    Not really a forum quote but one of my favourites things nevertheless. Bring it on down now.

    Damn byotch dat aint no friggn moon fool, dat be a friggn space station byotch.

  • CryomatrixCryomatrix Member EpicPosts: 3,223
    I don't really remember any forum quotes, but these are just quotes from a few friends.



    1. I am not jealous, I just get really mad when all the girls crowd around him.



    2. When accused of stealing something, friend replies, " I didn't steal it, i saw it and took it"



    3. The predecessor of Saddam will be even worse than him.



    4. I was at a D'angelo's and the employee asked me if i wanted some cheese on my steak sub, i responded, if you could incorporate that in that would be great.



    - a friend then he said, "he works at D'angelo's, how is he going to know what incorporated means."

    - my response was, " and you work at Burger King"



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  • jokalotusjokalotus Member Posts: 2

    "I think therefore i am"

    "Eat or Be Eaten!"

  • RazorbackRazorback Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 5,253

    Bah wish I could remember who posted it coz I had it as my sig for the longest time.

    "If you want a decent conversation about games you should go to a forum with a better class of people, MMORPG.com only caters to farmers and cheats"

    Which I found ironic enough coming from a regular poster that I just had to have it as a sig. The only way I could even come close to rewarding the level of thought that went into writing it in the first place.

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  • RimokuRimoku Member UncommonPosts: 90

    The series of sentences most used in a group enviroment:

     

    1) "Dude don't pull, healer is afk."

    2)"DUDE I DON'T CARE IF U R JOKING, COME HERE"

    3)"Ok now just howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssdddddddddwwwwwwwwwwww aww a s d asssawd"

    Your Party Has been Wiped

    4)"I TOLD YOU NOT TO PULL YOU ****ING IDIOT"

  • NierroNierro Member UncommonPosts: 1,755
    "Well, I have a ES-335, and it pretty much is a thousand times better than any shitty foreign-made Ibanez, nobody would even touch those back when music was respectable."



    "Wait a second, last month or something you said you had an Ibanez arcore....and you said that kicked ass?"



    "Well, i'm fickle bitch."









    I love the UG forums

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  • mozismozis Member Posts: 436

    "Wow guys, just... wow. Stunning. I don't know if I've seen a thread in a while that actually breaks so many of our rules.

    First, creating multiple accounts is against our rules because it makes it very difficult to ENFORCE the rules and enables rule-breaking in other areas on the site. Doing so for these reasons.... probably not harmful, if a bit lame. Still, we can not, in general, make exceptions.

    Second, gay-bashing is considered hate-related content and will not be tolerated.

    Third, general flaming. Lots of it.

    Fourth, personal attacks.

    Yeah, that about clears it up. This once, I'm just going to lock the thread and back away slowly, whistling a merry tune. Let's all remember that before we pull something like that, we should probably read the RoC and NOT assume that they don't apply to you or what you are doing."

    -Stradden

    Hehe...

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  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050
    Originally posted by mozis


    "Wow guys, just... wow. Stunning. I don't know if I've seen a thread in a while that actually breaks so many of our rules.
    First, creating multiple accounts is against our rules because it makes it very difficult to ENFORCE the rules and enables rule-breaking in other areas on the site. Doing so for these reasons.... probably not harmful, if a bit lame. Still, we can not, in general, make exceptions.
    Second, gay-bashing is considered hate-related content and will not be tolerated.
    Third, general flaming. Lots of it.
    Fourth, personal attacks.
    Yeah, that about clears it up. This once, I'm just going to lock the thread and back away slowly, whistling a merry tune. Let's all remember that before we pull something like that, we should probably read the RoC and NOT assume that they don't apply to you or what you are doing."
    -Stradden
    Hehe...
    Good times....
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