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FilipinoFury · February 2007

Read the below then rate how confused you are on a scale of 1-10. Saw this on another forum.

"If a picture is worth ten thousand words, then one twenty-five-hundredth of a picture should be worth four words.

And if Helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships, and a picture is worth ten thousand words, doesn't that mean one picture of Helen's face should be worth ten million ships?

And if the night has a thousand eyes, and getting there is half the fun, that means to have fun getting there at night would require five hundred eyes.

And, if getting there is half the fun, and half a loaf is better than none, would getting halfway there with a whole loaf be more or less fun?

And if half a loaf is better than none, the night has a thousand eyes, a picture is worth ten thousand words, getting there is half the fun and Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships then in a picture taken at night from a ship that is halfway there, how much fun would Helen be having if she were holding a full loaf? And could you see it in here eyes?

Ok, now suppose Helen of Troy lived in a halfway house. . . "

b0rderline99 · February 2007

ahhhhhh

*head explodes*

Nierro · February 2007

Originally posted by FilipinoFury

Read the below then rate how confused you are on a scale of 1-10. Saw this on another forum.

"If a picture is worth ten thousand words, then one twenty-five-hundredth of a picture should be worth four words.

And if Helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships, and a picture is worth ten thousand words, doesn't that mean one picture of Helen's face should be worth ten million ships?

And if the night has a thousand eyes, and getting there is half the fun, that means to have fun getting there at night would require five hundred eyes.

And, if getting there is half the fun, and half a loaf is better than none, would getting halfway there with a whole loaf be more or less fun?

And if half a loaf is better than none, the night has a thousand eyes, a picture is worth ten thousand words, getting there is half the fun and Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships then in a picture taken at night from a ship that is halfway there, how much fun would Helen be having if she were holding a full loaf? And could you see it in here eyes?

Ok, now suppose Helen of Troy lived in a halfway house. . . "

Mmm, sex.

Draenor · February 2007

Originally posted by Nierro

Originally posted by FilipinoFury

Read the below then rate how confused you are on a scale of 1-10. Saw this on another forum.

"If a picture is worth ten thousand words, then one twenty-five-hundredth of a picture should be worth four words.

And if Helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships, and a picture is worth ten thousand words, doesn't that mean one picture of Helen's face should be worth ten million ships?

And if the night has a thousand eyes, and getting there is half the fun, that means to have fun getting there at night would require five hundred eyes.

And, if getting there is half the fun, and half a loaf is better than none, would getting halfway there with a whole loaf be more or less fun?

And if half a loaf is better than none, the night has a thousand eyes, a picture is worth ten thousand words, getting there is half the fun and Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships then in a picture taken at night from a ship that is halfway there, how much fun would Helen be having if she were holding a full loaf? And could you see it in here eyes?

Ok, now suppose Helen of Troy lived in a halfway house. . . "

Mmm, sex.

Mmm, bread.

Zepee · February 2007

I like pie... do you like pie as well?

Anyway, I got lost when you started saying the night and getting somewhere was halfsomething... so I voted 8 out of 10.....

pureazure · February 2007

Well this certainly helped me blow 2 mins before my lecture.

Isn't a picture ment to be worth 1000 words ?

vampiress92 · February 2007

If a picture is worth 1000 words, When you rasterbate (print out many 8x10's to create 1 large picture) a picture of Helen of Troy using 10 prints, is the whole picture worth 1000 words, or 10,000? How many ships would sail as a result of this rasterbation?

d_sk12 · February 2007

So whats that mean?

TACO's

modjoe86 · February 2007

Originally posted by vampiress92

If a picture is worth 1000 words, When you rasterbate (print out many 8x10's to create 1 large picture) a picture of Helen of Troy using 10 prints, is the whole picture worth 1000 words, or 10,000? How many ships would sail as a result of this rasterbation?

And if a resterbated image of Helen is only worth 1000 words, what is the rasterbation limit for a picture to be worth the multiple of such rasterbation? 100 prints? 1000 prints? With such logic, a rasterbated image of my demi-godal face using 5000 prints could technically be worth 5 millions words. I believe this provides the proof necessary to conclude that my face is kind of a big deal.

cornoffcob · February 2007

Originally posted by modjoe86

Originally posted by vampiress92

If a picture is worth 1000 words, When you rasterbate (print out many 8x10's to create 1 large picture) a picture of Helen of Troy using 10 prints, is the whole picture worth 1000 words, or 10,000? How many ships would sail as a result of this rasterbation?

And if a resterbated image of Helen is only worth 1000 words, what is the rasterbation limit for a picture to be worth the multiple of such rasterbation? 100 prints? 1000 prints? With such logic, a rasterbated image of my demi-godal face using 5000 prints could technically be worth 5 millions words. I believe this provides the proof necessary to conclude that my face is kind of a big deal. your face is such a big deal that i rasterbate to it

Emyrn · February 2007

May have helped had you said which was more and less confused.

mbblade · February 2007

stupid not confused but really stupid

xpyrofuryx · February 2007

Originally posted by mbblade

stupid not confused but really stupid

actually its smart

8hammer8 · February 2007

Originally posted by cornoffcob

Originally posted by modjoe86

Originally posted by vampiress92

If a picture is worth 1000 words, When you rasterbate (print out many 8x10's to create 1 large picture) a picture of Helen of Troy using 10 prints, is the whole picture worth 1000 words, or 10,000? How many ships would sail as a result of this rasterbation?

And if a resterbated image of Helen is only worth 1000 words, what is the rasterbation limit for a picture to be worth the multiple of such rasterbation? 100 prints? 1000 prints? With such logic, a rasterbated image of my demi-godal face using 5000 prints could technically be worth 5 millions words. I believe this provides the proof necessary to conclude that my face is kind of a big deal.your face is such a big deal that i rasterbate to it

I tasted my lunch again after I read this comment...

**bows to cornoffcob**

modjoe86 · February 2007

Originally posted by 8hammer8

Originally posted by cornoffcob

Originally posted by modjoe86

Originally posted by vampiress92

If a picture is worth 1000 words, When you rasterbate (print out many 8x10's to create 1 large picture) a picture of Helen of Troy using 10 prints, is the whole picture worth 1000 words, or 10,000? How many ships would sail as a result of this rasterbation?

And if a resterbated image of Helen is only worth 1000 words, what is the rasterbation limit for a picture to be worth the multiple of such rasterbation? 100 prints? 1000 prints? With such logic, a rasterbated image of my demi-godal face using 5000 prints could technically be worth 5 millions words. I believe this provides the proof necessary to conclude that my face is kind of a big deal.your face is such a big deal that i rasterbate to it

I tasted my lunch again after I read this comment...

**bows to cornoffcob**

Was it better the second time around? Oh, and due to the ambiguous nature of your post, I read it as "blows cornoffcob."

8hammer8 · February 2007

Originally posted by modjoe86

Originally posted by 8hammer8

Originally posted by cornoffcob

Originally posted by modjoe86

Originally posted by vampiress92

If a picture is worth 1000 words, When you rasterbate (print out many 8x10's to create 1 large picture) a picture of Helen of Troy using 10 prints, is the whole picture worth 1000 words, or 10,000? How many ships would sail as a result of this rasterbation?

And if a resterbated image of Helen is only worth 1000 words, what is the rasterbation limit for a picture to be worth the multiple of such rasterbation? 100 prints? 1000 prints? With such logic, a rasterbated image of my demi-godal face using 5000 prints could technically be worth 5 millions words. I believe this provides the proof necessary to conclude that my face is kind of a big deal.your face is such a big deal that i rasterbate to it

I tasted my lunch again after I read this comment...

**bows to cornoffcob**

Was it better the second time around? Oh, and due to the ambiguous nature of your post, I read it as "blows cornoffcob."

Oh god...here it comes again (lunch you bastard...lunch)....

mithrandir72 · February 2007

Originally posted by FilipinoFury

Read the below then rate how confused you are on a scale of 1-10. Saw this on another forum.

"If a picture is worth ten thousand words, then one twenty-five-hundredth of a picture should be worth four words.

And if Helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships, and a picture is worth ten thousand words, doesn't that mean one picture of Helen's face should be worth ten million ships?

And if the night has a thousand eyes, and getting there is half the fun, that means to have fun getting there at night would require five hundred eyes.

And, if getting there is half the fun, and half a loaf is better than none, would getting halfway there with a whole loaf be more or less fun?

And if half a loaf is better than none, the night has a thousand eyes, a picture is worth ten thousand words, getting there is half the fun and Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships then in a picture taken at night from a ship that is halfway there, how much fun would Helen be having if she were holding a full loaf? And could you see it in here eyes?

The answer is simple. She had 119047.61904761 units of fun.

Using the fundamental counting theory from the school of probability, Ten thousand words multiplies by a thousand eyes divided by four (Since getting there is half the fun, and you're halfway there, so 1/4) The fact that the picture is only taken from one ship multiplies it by one. Seeing as how she is holding a whole loaf, the whole thing is multiplied by two. So.....

10,000 * 1,000 / 4 * 1 * 2 = 5,000,000 possiblities of fun. Five Million ways that the trip could be fun. However, since fun is the meaning of life, and the meaning of life is also 42, its obviously 5,000,000 of 42, and to find the percentage of fun she is having out of 100, 5,000,000/42=X/100. Cross multiplying gives us 500,000,000=42X and X= 11904761.904761% (Repeating the decimal sequence).

Moving the decimal over two points gives us the total amount of fun. 119047.61904761.

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