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Before giving Turbine 200 for a lifetime sub, consider this!

MithrandolirMithrandolir Member UncommonPosts: 1,701
in Lord of the Rings Online

Before you hand over your hard earned cash you should consider each of the following points

 

 

 

1) Do you have a giant water bladder for peeing in? You aren't going to want to have to get up often! Go here to get yours now! http://www.surplusandoutdoors.com/ishop/877/shopscr1197.html

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4) Sometimes a water bladder (see #1) just isn;t enough, know what i mean? For you we have a solution! http://www.porcelainpoetry.faketrix.com/funny-toilets-comedy-humor-picture-6-computer-addict-toilet.htm

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If you've completed all of the above, then and only then should you go with the lifetime sub.

 

That is all.

 

 

Comments

  • adders666adders666 Member Posts: 259
    LOL class, if i had all that near my PC i would be 30 stone in  a month from lack of getting up lol, bad idea posting it on these forums u could be a major factor in teenage obesity ROFL
  • MithrandolirMithrandolir Member UncommonPosts: 1,701
    Originally posted by adders666

    LOL class, if i had all that near my PC i would be 30 stone in  a month from lack of getting up lol, bad idea posting it on these forums u could be a major factor in teenage obesity ROFL



    OMG so true! Thank you.

     

    6) Gotcha covered :) http://www.treehugger.com/files/2005/06/researcher_walk.php

     

     

  • adders666adders666 Member Posts: 259
    lol love it, u gave me a good laugh tonight thanks dude :D
  • -Rodriguez--Rodriguez- Member Posts: 151
    The perfect package!
  • DeaconXDeaconX Member UncommonPosts: 3,062
    HAHAHA you're awesome man still laughing

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  • JackdogJackdog Member UncommonPosts: 6,321

    www.porcelainpoetry.faketrix.com/funny-toilets-comedy-humor-picture-6-computer-addict-toilet.htm

    Reminds me of an old Dilbert comic. The punch line was. Dear Mom I got promoted and now I finally have a office with a door.

    I miss DAoC

  • BanthaFodderBanthaFodder Member Posts: 47
    Lol wonderful. Thanks for the laugh.
  • skiziskizi Member Posts: 120
    Lol, thank you for making my morning.

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