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Peanut Butter. The Atheists Nightmare!!!!

gnomexxxgnomexxx Member Posts: 2,920
Oh, my.  I'm convinced now. 



Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare!

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  • GameloadingGameloading Member UncommonPosts: 14,182
    It makes me sad that such under educated people are allowed to make television. really sad.



    Here Gnome, I have another Atheist Nightmare for you for tonight.



    www.youtube.com/watch



    Omg no waiii!
  • KorususKorusus Member UncommonPosts: 831
    I'm gonna miss those few I.Q. points I lost watching that... 



    Originally posted by Gameloading

    It makes me sad that such under educated people are allowed to make television. really sad.



    Here Gnome, I have another Atheist Nightmare for you for tonight.



    www.youtube.com/watch



    Omg no waiii!


    What's funny about that one is the guy just showed an example evolution without even realizing it    I bet there's banana on his face!

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  • SlickinfinitSlickinfinit Member UncommonPosts: 1,094
    ROFL, I feel sorry for the people who actually end up buying that load of BS and I wont even waste my breath debunking how stupid that whole peanut butter theory is lool. Man them are some sad creationists

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  • AelfinnAelfinn Member Posts: 3,857

    Damn, that is funny.

    Hey Draenor, might want to give your buds over there a clue about how to argue against scientific principles without making a laughing stock of themselves.

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  • GameloadingGameloading Member UncommonPosts: 14,182
    Originally posted by Korusus

    I'm gonna miss those few I.Q. points I lost watching that... 





    Originally posted by Gameloading

    It makes me sad that such under educated people are allowed to make television. really sad.



    Here Gnome, I have another Atheist Nightmare for you for tonight.



    www.youtube.com/watch



    Omg no waiii!


    What's funny about that one is the guy just showed an example evolution without even realizing it    I bet there's banana on his face! I was actually convined that the video was a parody. a joke. it was only later I found out he was actually dead serious.
  • methane47methane47 Member UncommonPosts: 3,694
    LOL that was hilarious!!



    But i'm one of those people that thinks that the random change from nonlife to life.. is a pretty retarded thing to assume .... But that video was a silly way to put it...



    And Good grief... the banana video is sad...

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  • MadAceMadAce Member Posts: 2,461
    I love this guy!



    Frankly... I just had a revelation. The REAL proof God exists is the following:



    At 0° Celcius... Water freezes and EXACTLY at 100° Celcius... Water boils! OMG! Literally OMG!
  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918
    Originally posted by Aelfinn


    Damn, that is funny.
    Hey Draenor, might want to give your buds over there a clue about how to argue against scientific principles without making a laughing stock of themselves.
    I'm not even gonna bother watching the video...I could post a Richard Dawkins book that misrepresents religion and theism equally well, and nobody would say boo about it...but that's just how the world works.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • KorususKorusus Member UncommonPosts: 831
    Originally posted by MadAce

    I love this guy!



    Frankly... I just had a revelation. The REAL proof God exists is the following:



    At 0° Celcius... Water freezes and EXACTLY at 100° Celcius... Water boils! OMG! Literally OMG!
    That was great.  +10 points for it being wtih an accent.

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  • methane47methane47 Member UncommonPosts: 3,694
    Originally posted by MadAce

    I love this guy!



    Frankly... I just had a revelation. The REAL proof God exists is the following:



    At 0° Celcius... Water freezes and EXACTLY at 100° Celcius... Water boils! OMG! Literally OMG!
    Lol that was actually really funny...

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  • dsorrentdsorrent Member CommonPosts: 1,627


    Originally posted by MadAce
    I love this guy!Frankly... I just had a revelation. The REAL proof God exists is the following:At 0° Celcius... Water freezes and EXACTLY at 100° Celcius... Water boils! OMG! Literally OMG! image


    LOL, awesome video!

  • SnaKeySnaKey Member Posts: 3,386


    Originally posted by gnomexxx
    Oh, my. I'm convinced now. Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare!
    Thanks alot buttmunch. You successfully lowered everyone who watch that's IQ by 20.

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  • SnaKeySnaKey Member Posts: 3,386


    Originally posted by MadAce
    I love this guy!Frankly... I just had a revelation. The REAL proof God exists is the following:At 0° Celcius... Water freezes and EXACTLY at 100° Celcius... Water boils! OMG! Literally OMG! image

    lol he's hilarious.

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  • Keebs1984Keebs1984 Member Posts: 1,356
    Originally posted by Draenor

    Originally posted by Aelfinn


    Damn, that is funny.
    Hey Draenor, might want to give your buds over there a clue about how to argue against scientific principles without making a laughing stock of themselves.
    I'm not even gonna bother watching the video...I could post a Richard Dawkins book that misrepresents religion and theism equally well, and nobody would say boo about it...but that's just how the world works.



    No offense Draenor, but its not because people have it out for religion. However hard that is to believe.



    The real reason is because the majority of the population is beginning to believe in some form of evolution. Even some of the major religions are beginning to mix their interpretation of evolution with their own theories of creationism. I mean really its absolutely rediculous to believe that "god" created humans as we are today when we have physical bodily proof and bones of former humans that were less developed and more primal than our current state. Anybody who refuses to believe is just lying to themselves.

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  • noname12345noname12345 Member Posts: 2,267
    Peanut Butter should become a new religon. Anyone want to help me create it? We can wage a war with the Flying Spaghetti Monster and kill the nonbelievers!



    There can be different sects of Peanut Butterism like crunchy and smooth.

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  • DuraheLLDuraheLL Member Posts: 2,951
    Meh I was convinced waaay back when someone found JESUS in her toast!!!

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  • DuraheLLDuraheLL Member Posts: 2,951
    Originally posted by Nasica

    It was the image of Jesus in a dogs backside that did it for me.

    www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html

    Im off to buy a new jar of peanut butter though, i need a new girlfriend..... fingers crossed :P

    Hahaha that one's the biggest laugh so far ^^

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  • uruku_xuruku_x Member Posts: 129
    I think those aboard the mothership have been disappointed again.

    They came from the sea and they came from the sky, Captain America is going to die!

  • JackcoltJackcolt Member UncommonPosts: 2,170
    Originally posted by Draenor

    Originally posted by Aelfinn


    Damn, that is funny.
    Hey Draenor, might want to give your buds over there a clue about how to argue against scientific principles without making a laughing stock of themselves.
    I'm not even gonna bother watching the video...I could post a Richard Dawkins book that misrepresents religion and theism equally well, and nobody would say boo about it...but that's just how the world works.



    We're not out after religion in general. We're out after people with extraordinary ridiculous theorys.

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  • MylonMylon Member Posts: 975
    Haha.  Probably one of the best comments on that video:

    Scientists also claim that nuclear fusion occurs when hydrogen atoms are exposed to heat and energy. Yet the Earth is covered in millions of tons of water and fusion isn't happening anywhere on it despite being exposed to heat and light.

    Obviously nuclear fusion doesn't exist.
    And someone later thought that person was serious. :)



    C'mon though... We should be able to label these people as terminally stupid and go hunting.

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  • KyorutoKyoruto Member Posts: 794
    Seriously why should people care? Though it is cute when people try to claim they know everything.

    Siehst du mich
    Erkennst du mich
    Ganz tief in meinem Herz
    ist noch ein Platz f?r dich
    Ich suche dich
    Ich sehne mich
    nach dem was ich geliebt hab
    doch ich find es nicht

  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918
    Originally posted by Nasica

    Originally posted by Keebs1984

    Originally posted by Draenor

    Originally posted by Aelfinn


    Damn, that is funny.
    Hey Draenor, might want to give your buds over there a clue about how to argue against scientific principles without making a laughing stock of themselves.
    I'm not even gonna bother watching the video...I could post a Richard Dawkins book that misrepresents religion and theism equally well, and nobody would say boo about it...but that's just how the world works.



    No offense Draenor, but its not because people have it out for religion. However hard that is to believe.



    The real reason is because the majority of the population is beginning to believe in some form of evolution. Even some of the major religions are beginning to mix their interpretation of evolution with their own theories of creationism. I mean really its absolutely rediculous to believe that "god" created humans as we are today when we have physical bodily proof and bones of former humans that were less developed and more primal than our current state. Anybody who refuses to believe is just lying to themselves.I think you have missed the point too, keebs.......

    The point, as i see it, is that its flogging peanut butter.... PEANUT BUTTER.....

    The only real argument for christians and athiests here should be, which is more retarded, teapot theory, or peanut butterism.



    Anyone who support peanut butterism needs serious quantites of it removed from there thinkin parts :P



    And draenor, to come in here and even to not achnoloege that POS for what it is, really doesnt do much for you giving the impression of being a learned person.

    So I have to watch every single immature thing that everybody posts on these boards now in order to maintain my disguise as someone who knows what he's talking about?  No.  I don't have to read and watch everything that people post here in their attempts to discredit what I believe in order to be educated about what I believe, and what they believe.  That's not to say that I think that I'm done learning about the subject of course, there is always more to learn...but I don't need to constantly watch everything thrown at me in order to continue learning about something that I care about.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by AlexAmore

    Peanut Butter should become a new religon. Anyone want to help me create it? We can wage a war with the Flying Spaghetti Monster and kill the nonbelievers!



    There can be different sects of Peanut Butterism like crunchy and smooth.



    I thought you were a disciple of his high exalted sauciness. I cannot believe you would betray him!

    I declare a holy war of righteous justice on all who convert to PBism, in the name of the Great FSM!

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  • 8hammer88hammer8 Member Posts: 1,812
    Originally posted by DuraheLL

    Meh I was convinced waaay back when someone found JESUS in her toast!!!



    See, now she could have ate jesus with a thin layer of god and made herself a tasty snack....

    I also think a third sect of the peanut butter religion would be the believers of  natural peanut butter (you know the kind where the oil has risen to the top and left all the nuts at the bottom....I guess that would make them a sort of separtist group).

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