The people that really tick me off are those "cat's" that walk into a restaurant and smell smoke and cover up there mouth and plug there noses and start rattiling off statistics like the Surgeon General on AIDS, how second hand smoke is a real killer. Those ass bandits really make me mad. Or. . .
Those male grooming craze people. I work out on a treadmill for 30min, I get out, I take a show, jump in front of the common mirror for a shave and the guy next to me is using a Hahoba applicated deridges nut hammock.
Well you can sit back on that jumbo sized wheelchair eating your KFC family meal, at least cyclist attempt to do something decent like saving the environment which people usually don't give a shit about and hence they participate in sponsored events for breast cancer et and to answer the op's question, people like Hohbein. I'm not a cyclist, just a person who has a minimum of 2 braincells.
We're all Geniuses. Most of us just don't know it.
People with no sense of humor, ferret owners, people who prefer whole milk over 2%, uncomfortable chairs, mainstream screamo shit, swg in its current state, firefly's cancellation, waiting for the new season of bsg, finals, cokeheads, the clumsy layout of a phone, trench warfare, flat soft drinks, cocktail glasses, lava lamps, stoners who feel the need to advertise (we all smoke, dude, who cares), myspace whores, nascar, the buy two get one free gimmick at Eureka Pizza, the fact that I don't live near Jack in the Box, old people, people who waste money on bullshit, my boss, my job, school, needy people, homeless people, cheap dinnerware, iceburg lettuce, comedy romance movies, red bull, the hype behind the Eragon books, the underappreciation of Gene Wolfe's writing, feather blankets (spend the extra money and get down), obese people, frat boys, sorority sluts, rent, my computer, and two-prong three-prong adapters.
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies.
LMAO!!! Indeed self righteous bastards! Cyclists make me laugh more than anything. They all haver thier neon spandex outfit with sponsors and adverts all over them. They have their funny tear drop helmets that make them look like cone-heads. All of this high tech gear does not seem to make sense on a 225lbd fat guy coasting down the street at 5 miles per hour huffing and puffing.
Why does everyone on two wheels feel the need to buy all of that silly cycle gear?
Cyclists make me laugh more than anything. They all haver thier neon spandex outfit with sponsors and adverts all over them. They have their funny tear drop helmets that make them look like cone-heads. All of this high tech gear does not seem to make sense on a 225lbd fat guy coasting down the street at 5 miles per hour huffing and puffing.
Why does everyone on two wheels feel the need to buy all of that silly cycle gear?
Because they're pussies that are afraid to hit a vehicle at 30+ mph without pads and a helmet.
I was out riding my bike many moons ago, on my birthday no less, and some guy in a Dodge Ram Extended cab decided that looking for oncoming traffic wasn't something he needed to do. Then the dumbshit just stops halfway out in the road, and I made contact with his fancy new truck at speed.
Borked up the bike, and cracked 3 ribs, and left a very large me shaped dent in his truck. Had I not been a bit dazed from bouncing my head off the truck, I'd have thought to have "thrown out my back" or maybe "gotten whiplash". But no.
Well, since a couple just showed up on my doorstep, door to door religious types. I was brusquely polite, and only slammed the door in their face.
Also, since they've been pestering me lately, damn college kids going door to door selling magazines, or whatever. One of them was running some spiel about a psych project, but I told them to fuck off when they said I looked like a nice, nonviolent person.
I hate being around someone smoking, just as bad is when they aren't smoking but you can still smell all the smoke on them. Then whats worst, is I had a g/f that smoked and I choked every time I kissed her...that relationship lasted only a couple days.
Pseudo intellectuals Men that I deem to be "douche bags" (as according to rules set forth by myself and a friend) Indecisive women When those indecisive women act like their indecisiveness shouldn't affect me in the slightest When those indecisive women have friends who like to log onto AIM and argue with me When the friends of those indecisive women are pseudo intellectuals When the boyfriends of those psuedo intellectual friends are douche bags
Pseudo intellectuals Men that I deem to be "douche bags" (as according to rules set forth by myself and a friend) Indecisive women When those indecisive women act like their indecisiveness shouldn't affect me in the slightest When those indecisive women have friends who like to log onto AIM and argue with me When the friends of those indecisive women are pseudo intellectuals When the boyfriends of those psuedo intellectual friends are douche bags
It's the circle of life.
Basically you hate yourself?
Oh, I'm simply crushed.
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
People with strong and dangerous opinions on topics they know nothing about. Who insist on spouting thier BS at every opportunity whilst making no attempt to educate themselves beyond their own microscopically narrow view.
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Those male grooming craze people. I work out on a treadmill for 30min, I get out, I take a show, jump in front of the common mirror for a shave and the guy next to me is using a Hahoba applicated deridges nut hammock.
These two things tick me off.
On Time? On Target? Never Quit?
We're all Geniuses. Most of us just don't know it.
Pika?
As for what pisses me off? Pretty much everything.
Also rudeness. I try never to be rude unless someone else is first. Civility is getting rarer these days.
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies.
Why does everyone on two wheels feel the need to buy all of that silly cycle gear?
Because they're pussies that are afraid to hit a vehicle at 30+ mph without pads and a helmet.
I was out riding my bike many moons ago, on my birthday no less, and some guy in a Dodge Ram Extended cab decided that looking for oncoming traffic wasn't something he needed to do. Then the dumbshit just stops halfway out in the road, and I made contact with his fancy new truck at speed.
Borked up the bike, and cracked 3 ribs, and left a very large me shaped dent in his truck. Had I not been a bit dazed from bouncing my head off the truck, I'd have thought to have "thrown out my back" or maybe "gotten whiplash". But no.
Edit: 225 lbs? Fat? What are they, 5'3"?
Well, since a couple just showed up on my doorstep, door to door religious types. I was brusquely polite, and only slammed the door in their face.
Also, since they've been pestering me lately, damn college kids going door to door selling magazines, or whatever. One of them was running some spiel about a psych project, but I told them to fuck off when they said I looked like a nice, nonviolent person.
I hate being around someone smoking, just as bad is when they aren't smoking but you can still smell all the smoke on them. Then whats worst, is I had a g/f that smoked and I choked every time I kissed her...that relationship lasted only a couple days.
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Pseudo intellectuals
Men that I deem to be "douche bags" (as according to rules set forth by myself and a friend)
Indecisive women
When those indecisive women act like their indecisiveness shouldn't affect me in the slightest
When those indecisive women have friends who like to log onto AIM and argue with me
When the friends of those indecisive women are pseudo intellectuals
When the boyfriends of those psuedo intellectual friends are douche bags
It's the circle of life.
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
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The Dutch!
I never trusted the Belgians, shifty eyes all of them. And of course, it shares a border with the Dutch!
Oh, I'm simply crushed.
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
people who type and speak in leet speak.
people who dont use there god damned BLINKERS!!
people who get mad at other drivers for something they did wrong. i.e. cutting you off and them getting mad at you.(my wife wanted this one added)
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