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ReklawReklaw Member UncommonPosts: 6,495
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14/05/2007 00:01

New Milestone Vonguard:SqH reached 1.500,000 subscribers in the last two months

 Somewhere, May 14, 2007 – Suny Computers Entertainment NR (SCENR) announced today that, in addition to the extensive line-up of 1.500.00 subscribers, the first 500,000 purchasers of Vonguard:SqH will receive a PR5 and on top of that a Red-ray disc movie of Coffee Royale, starring James Bond newcomer Sanjaya Malakar.

Coffee Royale, which has already grossed more than $4 dollar at the box office worldwide, and has established itself as the most unsuccessful Bond film of all time will debut on a 5.000.00GB 4xdual-dual-layer Red-ray disc encoded in MPEG-26 AVCTH. With a ground breaking collection of added-value features in 20P Extreme Low Definition visual quality, and with compressed audio features for the worst possible audio experience, Coffee Royale not only demonstrates the exceptional bad visual quality of Full 20P Extreme Low Definition movies on Red-ray disc, but is the perfect vehicle to highlight the broader entertainment credentials of the PRAYSTATION 5 system.

Explaining the offer, Someone with a last name, VP Brand and Consumer Marketing said, “The PRAYSTATION®Fretwork locks a broad range of interactive entertainment features of PRAYSTATION 5. It’s impossible to set up, offers no free online gaming, has wierd tools that lets you become completely isolated from friends and family, and includes a wide variety of nothing for download through the PRAYSTATION®Lore.”

Notes to Editors:

Nothing that was just said hold any thruth and is all made up  

Not Real (Not_Real@---.net)

Suny Computers Entertainment NR Optl

Tel: + 435322 257 95229 52329 Fax: + 4223 25217 95279 50 36



For more useless information do not to try and contact:

SCENR Press Centre

Email: scenr_presscontre@scenr.not

Tel:+434432 (0)02320 015423232 496232324247

About Suny Computer Entertainment NR Ltd. As at 30 Jan 2007

Suny Computers Entertainment NR (SCENR), based nowhere, is not responsible for the distribution, marketing and sales of anything, software and hardware in 102 territories across Europe simply not true, the Middle East, Africa and Oceania are coutry’s that excist in this world. SCENR also does not develop, publishes, markets and distributes entertainment software for these formats, and does not manage the third party licensing programs for the formats in these territories. Between its European debut that never happend and the end of December 2006, Between its European which never happend, over 8 million dust particals have been shipped across the SCENR territories, with nothing shipped worldwide since

More information about Nothing products can be found at

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Comments

  • CurlCurl Member Posts: 55
    Should have posted this in your native language so someone would have understood it.

    Stop whining and login so I can kill you!

  • StrikeTeamStrikeTeam Member Posts: 69
    What's the point of this post?

    No, really?
  • TyrgrisTyrgris Member Posts: 321

    Are those subscription numbers in Pesos, Dollars or Euros?

    Wait, that is currency....But yet the decimal points are also in the wrong spots as well. That (.) mark threw me off that the remainer was in cents or atleast fractions.

    I think you should use babelfish to translate it. I think you will see that the numbers translate to 150,000 subscriptions. I totally doubt they have 1.5 million subscribers. It would be bigger news than LOTRO if that were true.

  • StrikeTeamStrikeTeam Member Posts: 69
    Originally posted by Reklaw


    Press Releases




    14/05/2007 00:01
    New Milestone Vonguard:SqH reached 1.500,000 subscribers in the last two months
     Somewhere, May 14, 2007 – Suny Computers Entertainment NR (SCENR) announced today that, in addition to the extensive line-up of 1.500.00 subscribers, the first 500,000 purchasers of Vonguard:SqH will receive a PR5 and on top of that a Red-ray disc movie of Coffee Royale, starring James Bond newcomer Sanjaya Malakar.


    I repeat myself:

    What the hell is the purpose of this post?

    I mean it's not even funny...Vonguard? Coffee Royale? Sanjaya Malakar?

    This is not a babelfish translation, it's supposed to be a spoof, just read the damn thing. Don't waste your time trying to analyze the numbers.
  • sephersepher Member Posts: 3,561
    Originally posted by StrikeTeam

    Originally posted by Reklaw


    Press Releases




    14/05/2007 00:01
    New Milestone Vonguard:SqH reached 1.500,000 subscribers in the last two months
     Somewhere, May 14, 2007 – Suny Computers Entertainment NR (SCENR) announced today that, in addition to the extensive line-up of 1.500.00 subscribers, the first 500,000 purchasers of Vonguard:SqH will receive a PR5 and on top of that a Red-ray disc movie of Coffee Royale, starring James Bond newcomer Sanjaya Malakar.


    I repeat myself:

    What the hell is the purpose of this post?

    I mean it's not even funny...Vonguard? Coffee Royale? Sanjaya Malakar?

    This is not a babelfish translation, it's supposed to be a spoof, just read the damn thing. Don't waste your time trying to analyze the numbers.

    There wasn't a point if it wasn't funny. The point was to be funny, but funny it wasn't. *boggle*



    I think the post was funny for not being funny. Inadverently funny you could say.
  • fariic1fariic1 Member Posts: 253
    Originally posted by sepher

    Originally posted by StrikeTeam

    Originally posted by Reklaw


    Press Releases




    14/05/2007 00:01
    New Milestone Vonguard:SqH reached 1.500,000 subscribers in the last two months
     Somewhere, May 14, 2007 – Suny Computers Entertainment NR (SCENR) announced today that, in addition to the extensive line-up of 1.500.00 subscribers, the first 500,000 purchasers of Vonguard:SqH will receive a PR5 and on top of that a Red-ray disc movie of Coffee Royale, starring James Bond newcomer Sanjaya Malakar.


    I repeat myself:

    What the hell is the purpose of this post?

    I mean it's not even funny...Vonguard? Coffee Royale? Sanjaya Malakar?

    This is not a babelfish translation, it's supposed to be a spoof, just read the damn thing. Don't waste your time trying to analyze the numbers.

    There wasn't a point if it wasn't funny. The point was to be funny, but funny it wasn't. *boggle*



    I think the post was funny for not being funny. Inadverently funny you could say.

    Yeah...

    Something like that.

    I think Rek fell off his rocker.

  • ReklawReklaw Member UncommonPosts: 6,495
    Originally posted by Curl

    Should have posted this in your native language so someone would have understood it.
    maybe
  • ReklawReklaw Member UncommonPosts: 6,495
    Originally posted by StrikeTeam

    What's the point of this post?

    No, really?
    No point...really
  • ReklawReklaw Member UncommonPosts: 6,495
    Originally posted by Tyrgris


    Are those subscription numbers in Pesos, Dollars or Euros? Nope
    Wait, that is currency....But yet the decimal points are also in the wrong spots as well. That (.) mark threw me off that the remainer was in cents or atleast fractions. No idea
    I think you should use babelfish to translate it. I think you will see that the numbers translate to 150,000 subscriptions. I totally doubt they have 1.5 million subscribers. It would be bigger news than LOTRO if that were true. eh?
  • ReklawReklaw Member UncommonPosts: 6,495
    Originally posted by StrikeTeam

    Originally posted by Reklaw


    Press Releases




    14/05/2007 00:01
    New Milestone Vonguard:SqH reached 1.500,000 subscribers in the last two months
     Somewhere, May 14, 2007 – Suny Computers Entertainment NR (SCENR) announced today that, in addition to the extensive line-up of 1.500.00 subscribers, the first 500,000 purchasers of Vonguard:SqH will receive a PR5 and on top of that a Red-ray disc movie of Coffee Royale, starring James Bond newcomer Sanjaya Malakar.


    I repeat myself: You don't have to there is no point just like the allot of other topics on this forum

    What the hell is the purpose of this post? No purpuse only wanted to place a rubbish thing i found amuzing to place it on this forum

    I mean it's not even funny...Vonguard? Coffee Royale? Sanjaya Malakar? No you must look at this forum and some topics they are allot funny'r then things actualy made for fun

    This is not a babelfish translation, it's supposed to be a spoof, just read the damn thing. Don't waste your time trying to analyze the numbers. eh?


  • ReklawReklaw Member UncommonPosts: 6,495
    Originally posted by sepher

    Originally posted by StrikeTeam

    Originally posted by Reklaw


    Press Releases




    14/05/2007 00:01
    New Milestone Vonguard:SqH reached 1.500,000 subscribers in the last two months
     Somewhere, May 14, 2007 – Suny Computers Entertainment NR (SCENR) announced today that, in addition to the extensive line-up of 1.500.00 subscribers, the first 500,000 purchasers of Vonguard:SqH will receive a PR5 and on top of that a Red-ray disc movie of Coffee Royale, starring James Bond newcomer Sanjaya Malakar.


    I repeat myself:

    What the hell is the purpose of this post?

    I mean it's not even funny...Vonguard? Coffee Royale? Sanjaya Malakar?

    This is not a babelfish translation, it's supposed to be a spoof, just read the damn thing. Don't waste your time trying to analyze the numbers.

    There wasn't a point if it wasn't funny. The point was to be funny, but funny it wasn't. *boggle*



    I think the post was funny for not being funny. Inadverently funny you could say.

    Lots of use of the word fun, yeah i felt it was funny when i read it, So? now all of a sudden we also need to place only topics that everyone enjoy's well sorry i post whatever i feel like. I mean some of you seem to do the same thing with posting BS so whats new if another person post something that most of you seem not to like. Big deal LOL
  • PhifePhife Member Posts: 229
    This thread wins big-time!

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  • CurlCurl Member Posts: 55
    I actually thought it was pretty funny but couldn't help take a shot at it when it popped up for fun, so what I posted was the equivalent of First.

    Stop whining and login so I can kill you!

  • TyrgrisTyrgris Member Posts: 321
    Originally posted by Reklaw

    Originally posted by Tyrgris


    Are those subscription numbers in Pesos, Dollars or Euros? Nope
    Wait, that is currency....But yet the decimal points are also in the wrong spots as well. That (.) mark threw me off that the remainer was in cents or atleast fractions. No idea
    I think you should use babelfish to translate it. I think you will see that the numbers translate to 150,000 subscriptions. I totally doubt they have 1.5 million subscribers. It would be bigger news than LOTRO if that were true. eh?



    LMAO you actually took my wacky logic serious from your wacky logic. Wow. Talk about the trap setter falling for the guy that mocks his trap setting. It is like watching the idiotic comic become rational at the audience for responding idioticly. Makes one laugh even harder for the originator forgetting he was being funny.

     

    Originally posted by StrikeTeam

    Originally posted by Reklaw


    Press Releases




    14/05/2007 00:01
    New Milestone Vonguard:SqH reached 1.500,000 subscribers in the last two months
     Somewhere, May 14, 2007 – Suny Computers Entertainment NR (SCENR) announced today that, in addition to the extensive line-up of 1.500.00 subscribers, the first 500,000 purchasers of Vonguard:SqH will receive a PR5 and on top of that a Red-ray disc movie of Coffee Royale, starring James Bond newcomer Sanjaya Malakar.


    I repeat myself:

    What the hell is the purpose of this post?

    I mean it's not even funny...Vonguard? Coffee Royale? Sanjaya Malakar?

    This is not a babelfish translation, it's supposed to be a spoof, just read the damn thing. Don't waste your time trying to analyze the numbers.

    As for this guy stressing out. That was even more funny. Talk about shallow minded or just use to being around others so shallow. LOL. I guess some things just go WAY the hell over some peoples heads. Relax dude you need to stop seeing things in tunnel vision.

    It is called role playing if you didn't know. Wow!!!

  • ReklawReklaw Member UncommonPosts: 6,495
    Originally posted by Tyrgris




    LMAO you actually took my wacky logic serious from your wacky logic. Wow. Talk about the trap setter falling for the guy that mocks his trap setting. It is like watching the idiotic comic become rational at the audience for responding idioticly. Makes one laugh even harder for the originator forgetting he was being funny.
     
    No worry's bro nothing in this topic was meant serious
  • gervaise1gervaise1 Member EpicPosts: 6,919
    Lighten up folks. It was a valid attempt. There is enough darkness to go around - 50 plus people needing new jobs tomorrow for example; and even those who get them may be looking at moving - i assume SoE will be the base of operations. 
  • ShaydeShayde Member Posts: 4,529
    That was Smed's rough draft before his secretary ran it through the spell/grammar checker.

    Shayde - SWG (dead)
    Proud member of the Cabal.
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    It sounds great, so great in fact, I pitty those who canceled :( - Some deluded SWG fanboi who pities me.
    I don't like it when you say things. - A Vanguard fan who does too.
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  • ReklawReklaw Member UncommonPosts: 6,495
    Originally posted by Shayde

    That was Smed's rough draft before his secretary ran it through the spell/grammar checker.

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