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Your favorite conspiracy theory?

I love conspiracy theories, even if most of them are absurd. I was hoping to hear a few that I haven't heard before. My current favorite is a very local one central to Florida and Gulf of Mexico's American coast.



There are these creatures we call lovebugs. They are hated by the population. They have a larval stage, and then they reach adulthood and mate. When they mate, two bugs will join at the ends of their bodies, and they will stay that way (this is why they're called lovebugs). They will fly together, the male will die, and the female will continue dragging its corpse around. They appear every summer,  around April or May, since that's their mating season. Then, they absolutely swarm. The things look almost like they're floating as they fly, and it seems to be an ash cloud from a distance. Floridians loathe them because this swarming means we obliterate thousands of them just driving around. Take a trip on the highway and your car will be caked in dead love bug corpses. And there's the real sting, because their bodies are much more acidic than the average insect. You must wash the car immediately or the bodies will tear off the paint of your car. It's especially irritating because, like now, we are under heavy water restrictions due to drought. So, you have to stealth wash your car, or take it to a car wash, in which case you may get even more on the car as you return home.



The conspiracy theory is that they were created in a lab in the University of Florida, designed so that their larva would eat mosquito larva. This is based on the fact that encounters with the bugs and their estimated numbers have continuously risen over the years. The first scientist to actually classify them did so I believe in the 30s. Of course, his data reflected an environment with far fewer roads, and naturally man would encounter the insect much more as there were more roads paving through the state. Still, the theory persists that they were created in a lab, failed in their main purpose, and were accidently released to torment the commuters of Florida for generations to come. Many regard them as totally useless and outside the food chain. They do eat dead stuff and pest larva, in their defence.



Pretty silly theory, but I hear it ALL the time down here.

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  • gnomexxxgnomexxx Member Posts: 2,920
    I'm sure you've heard this one before, but it's had some new revelations lately. 

    It's the assassination of JFK.



    On Coast to Coast a couple of Saturday ago, E. Howard Hunt's son played a tape recorded message that he was given from his dad right before he died.  E. Howard Hunt said that JFK's assassination was an inside job that included more than one gunman. 



    Check it out...



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._Howard_Hunt#JFK_assassination_allegations_by_family_member

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  • malak118malak118 Member Posts: 221

    All I have to say is Tin Foil Hat....

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin-foil_hat

    ...get one and protect yourselves friends.

  • SigneSigne Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 2,524
    My favourite conspiracy theory is the one about Brad McQuaid abandoning his company and SOE taking over his game.



    Oh, wait....



    Seriously though... my husband is a Scot and when we first met about 14 years ago, he gave me the book, "Holy Blood, Holy Grail."  It was probably the book Dan Brown "researched", and by researched I mean stole, for The DaVinci Code.  (as a kid, he spent a lot of time exploring around the Rosslyn Chapel and became good friends with the staff at that time) Ever since I've read most anything decent about Freemasons, Knights Templar, etc. that I can find.  It's fascinating.  I also developed an interest into other ancient mysteries such as the Dead Sea Scrolls, the origin of the Pyramids and Sphinx... all sorts of things I can't figure out.  It's better than fiction!  (even though some of it might BE fiction )
  • roll1uproll1up Member Posts: 31
    Originally posted by Sawtooth

    I love conspiracy theories, even if most of them are absurd. I was hoping to hear a few that I haven't heard before. My current favorite is a very local one central to Florida and Gulf of Mexico's American coast.



    There are these creatures we call lovebugs. They are hated by the population. They have a larval stage, and then they reach adulthood and mate. When they mate, two bugs will join at the ends of their bodies, and they will stay that way (this is why they're called lovebugs). They will fly together, the male will die, and the female will continue dragging its corpse around. They appear every summer,  around April or May, since that's their mating season. Then, they absolutely swarm. The things look almost like they're floating as they fly, and it seems to be an ash cloud from a distance. Floridians loathe them because this swarming means we obliterate thousands of them just driving around. Take a trip on the highway and your car will be caked in dead love bug corpses. And there's the real sting, because their bodies are much more acidic than the average insect. You must wash the car immediately or the bodies will tear off the paint of your car. It's especially irritating because, like now, we are under heavy water restrictions due to drought. So, you have to stealth wash your car, or take it to a car wash, in which case you may get even more on the car as you return home.



    The conspiracy theory is that they were created in a lab in the University of Florida, designed so that their larva would eat mosquito larva. This is based on the fact that encounters with the bugs and their estimated numbers have continuously risen over the years. The first scientist to actually classify them did so I believe in the 30s. Of course, his data reflected an environment with far fewer roads, and naturally man would encounter the insect much more as there were more roads paving through the state. Still, the theory persists that they were created in a lab, failed in their main purpose, and were accidently released to torment the commuters of Florida for generations to come. Many regard them as totally useless and outside the food chain. They do eat dead stuff and pest larva, in their defence.



    Pretty silly theory, but I hear it ALL the time down here.
    I think that theory arose because there are so damn many of them in CENTRAL florida. Besides, we all know that UF is capable of great evil...



    Seriously though, I'm from South Miami, and hardly saw any lovebugs when I lived their for 9+ years.



    Now that I go to school in North Florida (Tallahassee), I rarely, if ever, see lovebugs.



    ...But when I visit friends in Gainesville or visit family in the Tampa area, they're practically EVERYWHERE in the spring and early summer.

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  • seabass2003seabass2003 Member Posts: 4,144

    I have proof that terroists actually attacked Las Vegas while I lived there but its been totally covered up an no one even knows it happend. Sorry if the images are huge, as I don't know what the hell I am doing.

     

     

    In America I have bad teeth. If I lived in England my teeth would be perfect.

  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918
    Originally posted by seabass2003


    I have proof that terroists actually attacked Las Vegas while I lived there but its been totally covered up an no one even knows it happend. Sorry if the images are huge, as I don't know what the hell I am doing.

     
     

     

    lol...well a burning building MUST be a terrorist attack...there's no other possible explanation but a massive cover up.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • seabass2003seabass2003 Member Posts: 4,144

    Shh dude your going to ruin my conspiricy theory, oh the hell with it.

    It was actually a building behind it. Some homeless guy was trying to cook and started the abandoned building on fire. But ya know I had to try.

    I'm off to try and start a new conspiracy theory.

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  • SigneSigne Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 2,524
    Maybe he was a homeless pod person!  EEK!
  • mozismozis Member Posts: 436
    God actually created chipmunks as the dominant race of the galaxy, they are simply waiting to finish collecting their covert intelligence and then... BAM! before we know it we will be under their control.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipmunk

    Beware....

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  • noname12345noname12345 Member Posts: 2,267

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  • GameloadingGameloading Member UncommonPosts: 14,182
    Important note: I don't believe any of them





    1: 9-11 was planned by the US goverment

    2: The whole moonlanding is a faked (Tips for highschool students: have your talk about this subject, even if you don't believe it. I got an instant A just for the sake of originality)

    3: The Tsunami of a few years ago was caused by God to kill the pedophiles in that area.
  • xpowderxxpowderx Member UncommonPosts: 2,078
    My favorite one is the one about Gameloading being the evil incarnate of the anti-christ himself. That his plans of global domination are intact and that he will brainwash the minds of his future subjects through the insideous makings of video games!!.. I heard this is true.. I really did!!!
  • GodliestGodliest Member Posts: 3,486


    Originally posted by Gameloading
    Important note: I don't believe any of them


    1: 9-11 was planned by the US government
    2: The whole moonlanding is a faked (Tips for highschool students: have your talk about this subject, even if you don't believe it. I got an instant A just for the sake of originality)
    3: The Tsunami of a few years ago was caused by God to kill the pedophiles in that area.


    The first 2 points was what I was about to write too. So I just quote you and say QFT! (except the Tsunami thingie which clearly was try).

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  • SkollSkoll Member Posts: 442
    My favorite conspiracy theory is how 9Dragons got an 8.0 rating. It goes a little like this, the creator of 9Dragons bought two monkeys in 1992, he would breed them, over the years he trained the males to become fearless warriors who ignored pain. The females would be used for more breeding. In 2000 his monkey army would become stronger than the US' army itself. In 2002 he created his monkey city in Nagrand. He would then kidnap people in the government with high positions, among them was Thrall, Arthas,and Malfurion. While these three were themselves very powerful, they could not match the monkey powah. The ransom was paid, the people were freed. With the acquired money the 9Dragons creator bought thousands of computers. Teaching his monkey army the ways of the internets, they would each make MMORPG accounts, each one making useless threads and giving 9Dragons undeserved high ratings. His monkey army became intellegent, they are now exactly like humans, except they're appearance. In 2004 his monkey army had grown so powerful, it was no longer a city, but a country. Nagrand stands to this date 05/19/07 still in the monkey paws. Unfortanutely, the monkeys, however intellegent they are, still enjoy bothering people by trolling and making intellectually devoid/pointless threads.
  • JupstoJupsto Member UncommonPosts: 2,075

    1st moon landing was a blatent fake. If you watch the documentary it has all the evidence.

    Hows this: George bush fooling the majority of the american population that we don't need to worry about global warming, funny since he owns oil companies and stuff, (watch an uncovieniant truth). The greed and stupidity of capitalism will destroy this planet.

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  • SkollSkoll Member Posts: 442
    Originally posted by Consensus


    1st moon landing was a blatent fake. If you watch the documentary it has all the evidence.
    Hows this: George bush fooling the majority of the american population that we don't need to worry about global warming, funny since he owns oil companies and stuff, (watch an uncovieniant truth). The greed and stupidity of capitalism will destroy this planet.
    http://www.whitehouse.gov/barney/ ROFLMAOJIGGERSCOPTERLULS. George turned the official whitehouse website into a myspace for a dog?
  • WraithmireWraithmire Member Posts: 328
    my favorite is that global warming does not exist, thats my favorite conspiracy theory

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  • SkollSkoll Member Posts: 442
    Originally posted by Wraithmire

    my favorite is that global warming does not exist, thats my favorite conspiracy theory
    Your comment is invalid, please try again in a few seconds. Thats not a conspiracy, thats just a theory.
  • FilipinoFuryFilipinoFury Member Posts: 1,056
    Canada melted away hundreds of years ago and nobody ever noticed.



    "Canada is a loft over a really great party"

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  • SlickinfinitSlickinfinit Member UncommonPosts: 1,094
    911 I truly and 100% believe was an inside job and that Bin Laden still has his CIA status active and is working with the powers that be who do all this messed up stuff!



    The Roswell conspiracy is also up there and if UFO researcher Stanton Freidman says it was most likely an ET craft that crashed I have to agree because he is one of the most credible UFO researchers in the field and actually has worked in Government projects in the field of nuclear physics.

    {(RIP)} SWG

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