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Secrets that Blizzard does not want you to know!!

zollenzollen Member Posts: 351
in World of Warcraft

Blizzard learned from the lessons of other MMORPGs and they developed a refined form of an addicition tool, WOW.

You didn't hear this from me. Billzard intially named their WOW development project:



COCAINE = Custom Online Corporative And Interactive New Entertainment 

I was told they are working for the military now.

 

 

Comments

  • MrTumN3sMrTumN3s Member Posts: 439
    More then likely your going to get a Warning from a MMO GM because they dont like topics like this.. but w.e

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    Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

  • godpuppetgodpuppet Member Posts: 1,416
    WTS TINFOIL HATS!

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  • rmeyerrmeyer Member Posts: 151
    This is crazy!!!  And what is this terrible company Billzard!  Are they part of the military?
  • SteakpuncherSteakpuncher Member Posts: 255
    Its an incredibly intricate plan actually. What they do is make the game addictive so that children and teenagers stay up late playing, then when they are tired and vurnerable they use trained flying monkeys to steal them away. They are then sent to obscure locations to mine sulphur by hand which Blizzard are using as part of their chemical warfare plan to attack central america. Don't tell them I told you though, I think they are already onto me.



    Oh and if anyone wants proof this is true, just search the internet for it, you won't find anything because Blizzard paid off everyone to get them to remove it. Were through the looking glass here people.
  • TheutusTheutus Member UncommonPosts: 636
  • jayheld90jayheld90 Member UncommonPosts: 1,726
    OMG ALIEN INVASION! Nooooo think of the poor Sea Lions!
  • DarkEssenceDarkEssence Member Posts: 47
    So what will happen is this. Slowly but surely, Blizzard is going to take control over all major game companies. Then a few years after only WoW exists, they will move on to government, and Mike Morhaime will run for presidency under the Horde party. Pretty soon the entire country will be split into two sides. The east being alliance and the west being horde. Now of course this won't be enough, and after gathering their full army and preparing enough technology they will seek World Domination. A small raid unit from the Alliance side will assemble to try and defend the world from falling into the wrong hands, but of course we will fail and soon the whole world will be crawling with orcs, and Mike will be our king D:

    I've played many games, and the ones that I play change weekly. Currently I am very interested in Gunbound, Poker, and Kwon Ho once more. I am thinking of returning to Maple Story and Ghost Online.

  • rmeyerrmeyer Member Posts: 151
    So by saying horde party you meant liberals right?
  • DeadHead2150DeadHead2150 Member Posts: 11
    Originally posted by rmeyer

    So by saying horde party you meant liberals right?
    Yay Liberals! Woot! Liberals ftw.            



    PS: For the Horde



    And after blizzard takes over the world. they are gonna gather a bunch of lemmings, sit on their fat asses near a cliff, and watch the little fuzzy bastards suicide dive into the ground below. . . . . all just for their own entertainment.

    Keepin' Down The Underground

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