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A Tip From Rikimaru (about Movie Theaters)
Rikimaru_X
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Don't eat the popcorn at movie theaters! It's a trap! They put a thirst quenching substance (or salt) in popcorn that makes you thirsty. You buy a drink and the corn syrup in the damn drink makes you buy Mike & Ike. After you eat that, they slip pills in the Mike & Ike that you THINK is candy, but it isn't and it makes you sleep during the movie. You wake up during the next movie and BAM, you got to pay for another ticket. You try to walk out, but the buttery floors make you slip, bust your damn head on the floor and now your injured.
So your bleeding and there is salt and butter getting in your wound from the floor and we got the occasional 5 year old running up and down the isles and kicks you in the forehead. An ambulance comes, but they got to pay for admission while the butter and salt soaks into your wounds. Your screaming while Rikimaru is trying to watch Transformers.....(to be continued)
Just wanted to let yall know, don't let the Movie Theater's ninja you! 
-In memory of Laura "Taera" Genender. Passed away on Aug/13/08-
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RISING DRAGOON ~AION US ONLINE LEGION for Elyos
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More than ever we need Tinfoil hats (maybe suits), cause this is a big conspiracy! So get tinfoil suits, hats just isn't enough in the hard world we live in today.
Better than tinfoil, just wrap about 800 feet of fine wire around your head and hook it up to a small generator, creating a magnetic field, that'll keep the voices at bay.
Or would that be a Telsa Coil (C&C)?
-In memory of Laura "Taera" Genender. Passed away on Aug/13/08-
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RISING DRAGOON ~AION US ONLINE LEGION for Elyos
I worked at a movie theatre for 7 years and yes of course we get everyone with the popcorn. I mean it costs about $0.70 to purchase a and make one large popcorn and we sell it for $5.00! HUGE Profit. Plus when you get popped corn you have to get that drink as you said. However we do allow everyone to bring it their own food, except your friend alcy-hol and can glass containers or McD's or somethin. I recommend you get a job at the movie theatre and you can have all the free movies you could ever want plus awesome discounts on food. In fact I am going to see Harry Potter 5 tonight in the IMAX for free eventhough I am not an employee at all (benefits for giving up 7 years to the theatre) Later Rikimaru!
Also, when you go up to buy popcorn and soda...you see all the candy. Which it might just be me, but when I see candy I can't resist it and buy a whole bunch. And it is placed in a strategic location as you can see it all the way from the entrance. So they got you with popcorn which means you need a soda and then candy. We must rebel! Its a conspiracy...oh and I think the owners of movie theaters are really aliens, and they are sending telepathic waves and tell you to do stuff against your will and you don't even realize it.
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I have a Youtube channel for video games! http://www.youtube.com/user/Vendayn
Yeah, I do know about that huge profit they make. Your basicly paying for the bag to hold the popcorn in....but that's cheap too. I also agree with the candy being in strategic locations. From left (chocolate) to right (gummy)....it's to tempting.
-In memory of Laura "Taera" Genender. Passed away on Aug/13/08-
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RISING DRAGOON ~AION US ONLINE LEGION for Elyos
i never buy anything to eat or drink at the movies. perhaps i am too strong for them.
i know what you all mean but i just buy a slurpee aka icee aka slush puppy and for some reason im good for the rest of the movie...
You are....the chosen one.
Change my mind so much I can't even trust it
My mind change me so much I can't even trust myself