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DJDizzyDJDizzy Member Posts: 119
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whats your favorite movie quote? mine is

We are the borg!

You will be assimilated.

We will add your biological and technological distinciviness to our own.

Your culture will adapt to serve us.

Resistance is futile.

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We are the borg!
You will be assimilated.
We will add you biological and technological distinctiviness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to serve us.
Resistance is futile

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  • Varlok91Varlok91 Member Posts: 396

    "Its a simple question of weight ratio, a five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut."

     

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  • methane47methane47 Member UncommonPosts: 3,694

    "I'm exhausted"

    "yeah me too...but... you know I'm really wired... What do you say I take you home and eat your p...."

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  • Malachi1975Malachi1975 Member Posts: 1,079

    I will go for two. One that I am sure MANY people will recognise, the second I bet a lot of people won't:

    #1  "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

    #2  "We're going to nail this guy. And when we get done, we're going to go eat fish off those naked chicks!"

     

    Now, while this isn't on the topic per se I have to pay homage to one of my favourite TV quotes:

    "Dude, don't tackle Jesus!"- Marty Sergant on The Screensavers back on TechTV before they got bought out. This quote sticks in my memory because I actually had just walked back into the room from the kitchen. It's one of those lines that will make you do a double-take. He was, in fact, referring to a figurine for purchase on a Catholic Collectibles website that was a series of Jesus playing sports with kids.

    "What is it I have against Microsoft, you ask? Well, you know how you feel when you wait for an MMO to come out and when it does you feel like you've paid to play it's beta test for another 6-9 months before anything even thinks of working the way it should? Being a network engineer you feel that way about anything Microsoft puts out."

  • BigdavoBigdavo Member UncommonPosts: 1,863

    'I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?'

    O_o o_O

  • pirateerpirateer Member UncommonPosts: 219

    "Our pet's heads are falling off!!!!"



    -Lloyd

    Dumb and Dumber



    Oh I got another one



    I love Marijuana... but I love pussy a lot more!



    Can't remember which movie or character it was, help me out here!

  • EnigmaEnigma Member UncommonPosts: 11,384

    "Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me. Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me. O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me"  Private Jackson - Saving Private Ryan

    People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.

  • seabass2003seabass2003 Member Posts: 4,144

    "Don't you waste my m*therf*cking time!" - Al Pacino - Heat - Had that as my answering machine message.

    In America I have bad teeth. If I lived in England my teeth would be perfect.

  • snoopy20snoopy20 Member Posts: 85

    excellent, so many to choose from. Ill have to put a few

    1: On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. -Fight Club

    2:  We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene! -Kurtz in Apocolypse Now.  (mods dont ban me again I'm quoting, plus, read the quote)

    3: Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man. -Clockwork orange

    4:Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures! -clockwork orange

    5: Had to copy and paste the dialogue

    Dennis :Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

     Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.



     6: Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

    King arthur: Bloody peasant!

    Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

    5-6: Holy Grail

     

    Yes too many, but so many more!

    Currently playing: Planetside, Americas Army.


    Praying to Zeus for: Darkfall.

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    "Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey $*&%@* balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun..."



    <cool spelling effect>



    "And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O written down the side of mine..."



    <another cool spelling effect>



    "Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... %&*@ off!"

  • grimweepergrimweeper Member Posts: 2,047

    "Beneath this mask there is more than flesh, beneath this mask there is an idea Mr.Creety, and ideas are bulletproof "  -  V for Vendetta

    I dont know why but this seems like a badass quote and it points out that as long as there is an idea people can and will do anything.  I love the whole idea behind the movie too, the government should be afraid of their people not the people afraid of their government.

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  • InflictionInfliction Member Posts: 1,115

    Got a few

    "Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother" -Idiocracy

    "Yo shebitch! Come get some!" - Army of Darkness

    "I've never seen so many dead hookers in my life!" "God knows I have" - Dirty Work

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  • ColdmeatColdmeat Member UncommonPosts: 3,409

    Kakihara: Damn... Nobody left to kill me.
    -Ichi the Killer

    Batty: Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shores... burning with the fires of Orc.

    Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

    If you don't know the two quotes above, well, then shame on you. I could quote the whole flick, it's just that good.

    Perry: [leaving Party] Talking money...
    Harry: A talking monkey?
    Perry: Talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future, ugly sucker, only says "ficus".
    -Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

    John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot!
    Dog: I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?

    Winston: Charles,why have we got that cage?
    Charles: Uh,security.
    Winston: That's right, that's right security. So what's the point in having it if we're not goin' fucking use it?
    Charles: Well I would've used it but this is Willie and Willie lives here.
    Winston: Yes but you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door did you?
    Willie: Chill Winston, it's me. Charlie knows it's me. What's the problem?
    Winston: The problem is Willie is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep *the fucking cage locked!* What is that?
    Willie: That's Gloria.
    Winston: Yes I know that's Gloria, what's that?
    Willie: Fertilizer.
    Winston: You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a back of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing Willie.
    Willie: We need fertilizer Winston.
    Winston: Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer could be a bit more subtle.
    Willie: What do you mean?
    Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah. And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist! That's what I mean Willie.

    Again, another movie you folk should know by heart.

    I could go on for days. Mmmm, movies.

    Edit: Couldn't resist, since I bloody well forgot:

    Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

  • alerumalerum Member Posts: 407

    im here to kick ass and chew gum and im all out of hubbabubba.

  • MilkyMilky Member Posts: 339

    "That makes me stupid, and you... a whore."

    Chuck Norris - The Octagon

    I saw this on conan o'brien tonight it was really funny.  He brought back his Chuck Norris lever.  The line is much more amusing when you hear it coming from Chuck.

     

    "This is my BOOMSTICK!"

    "Shop smart, shop S mart, you got that!?"

    Bruce Campbell - Army of Darkness

     



    "Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

    Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.

    Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.

    Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

    Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH. "

    "My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die"

    -The Princess Bride (There's tons one could quote from this movie.  One of the best movies of all time.  Also the exchange between Inigo and the Man in Black is timeless and classic hilarity.  Its far too long to quote here you'll just have to see it.  If you haven't seen this movie RENT IT TONIGHT!)

     

    "Your Mother Was a Hamster and Your Father Smelt of Elderberries!"

    "I fart in your general direction"

    The insulting Frenchman

    -Monty Pythom and the Holy Grail (Another great movies of all time)

     

    "Get away from her you bitch!"

    "Game over man.  Game Over!"

    Ripley and then Hudson from "Aliens".

     

    "Say Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?"

    Empress Nympho - History of the World Part I

     

    "Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?"

    "What was that?" (as a piece of the ship falls off)

    "I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar."

    "Dr. Simon Tam: In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you.

    Kaylee Frye: With me? You mean to say... as in sex?

    Dr. Simon Tam: I mean to say.

    Kaylee Frye: To Hell with this. I'm gonna live!"

    Various quotes from "Serenity" 

     

    "No. I asked for a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a fuc**ng rainforest? I could fall in love with an orangutan in that! Bring me a pint."

    -Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

     

    "Luke, I am your father"

    Darth Vader - Star Wars Empire Strikes Back

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