I am better than all of you. Im sexier, smarter, richer, better. I have pussy lined up for weeks, I have my own personal banker, I own a Golds Gym in Venice Beach, and I have a personal tutor with 41DD's that comes and trains me on Charlemange every weekend, who is also very skilled in the art of polishing. I own 12 vintage Corvettes, 3 origional mint condition Panzer tanks, I have a signed copy of RUSH's first album and a live recording of Fly By Night which they performed personally for me. Ive shaken hands with Kim Jong-il, ive played water polo with Vladimir Putin, and ive sat in the oval office with GWB. Im also a supporter of Scientology and I often travel with Tom Cruise and his less than half his age paid sex slave, to force it upon everybody. I am the ALPHA male. Whatever you have, I have better. Whatever youve accomplished, ive done twice.
Your sure are dreamy, can I be your girlfriend?
Join the club. Ill get the details to you after I get back from Old Navy and Starbucks.
I am better than all of you. Im sexier, smarter, richer, better. I have pussy lined up for weeks, I have my own personal banker, I own a Golds Gym in Venice Beach, and I have a personal tutor with 41DD's that comes and trains me on Charlemange every weekend, who is also very skilled in the art of polishing. I own 12 vintage Corvettes, 3 origional mint condition Panzer tanks, I have a signed copy of RUSH's first album and a live recording of Fly By Night which they performed personally for me. Ive shaken hands with Kim Jong-il, ive played water polo with Vladimir Putin, and ive sat in the oval office with GWB. Im also a supporter of Scientology and I often travel with Tom Cruise and his less than half his age paid sex slave, to force it upon everybody. I am the ALPHA male. Whatever you have, I have better. Whatever youve accomplished, ive done twice.
Your sure are dreamy, can I be your girlfriend?
Join the club. Ill get the details to you after I get back from Old Navy and Starbucks.
Let me come with you! I'll pay for everything!
I'll do you one better.
You're shopping at my Old Navy, and ordering drinks at my starbucks...so no matter how cool you are, I still own you.
Actually you just reminded me of something funny...
I knew a guy in elementary school that I really didn't like. He was obnoxious and just an overall weird person. For years I knew this guy, every time he would speak to me it would be some one liner from him trying to make me feel inferior in some way, or him trying to make someone else look stupid. About a year ago I found out that he was a sushi chef at the sushi place that I've been going to since I was 8 years old. At that moment I realized something very special about myself...I realized that I could always have the peace of mind that if I don't like somebody, they will eventually end up my servant in some way, and that's a comforting thought.
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
Haha, weight lifters, us runners look our noses down upon you.
And then we punch you in the face and take your girlfriend.
Unless you can't catch them. You can have my girl, she's too much an issue.
Actually it really depends on what your weight program is, if you just dead lift for days, hell yeah lets box. You should be slow because your tendons haven't caught up yet.
Now if you follow a regiment that's actually there for more than bulking up and looking like a meat sack, well it'll still be fun to spar.
As for the starbucks thing, sorry Drae you aren't alpha enough for me, you'd just treat me right and as one who is attracted directly to people who treat me like dirt, pfffft you'd be nothing.
Come on wheres all the peace and love associated with making fun of folks over the interweb? I'm pretty sure gnomexxx is just making light, I highly doubt the guy is sitting there on the other side of his pc screaming "Candy ass airforce beotches, take this!" "Candy ass douche bag models take this!" as he fires away a thread.. however if he is, ten points on agression sir.
You left out the laser sounds I make as I hit the keyboard! Peeeuuuwww!
Not that I was actually making laser sounds as I did it. I mean, not that I was actually doing any of it.
Dude, of course I was kidding. I'm just some messed up mental redneck living it up in L.A. (Lower Alabama). WTF do I know about anything, other than shrimp, crawfish, jambalaya, and gumbo?
I am better than all of you. Im sexier, smarter, richer, better. I have pussy lined up for weeks, I have my own personal banker, I own a Golds Gym in Venice Beach, and I have a personal tutor with 41DD's that comes and trains me on Charlemange every weekend, who is also very skilled in the art of polishing. I own 12 vintage Corvettes, 3 origional mint condition Panzer tanks, I have a signed copy of RUSH's first album and a live recording of Fly By Night which they performed personally for me. Ive shaken hands with Kim Jong-il, ive played water polo with Vladimir Putin, and ive sat in the oval office with GWB. Im also a supporter of Scientology and I often travel with Tom Cruise and his less than half his age paid sex slave, to force it upon everybody. I am the ALPHA male. Whatever you have, I have better. Whatever youve accomplished, ive done twice.
Come on wheres all the peace and love associated with making fun of folks over the interweb? I'm pretty sure gnomexxx is just making light, I highly doubt the guy is sitting there on the other side of his pc screaming "Candy ass airforce beotches, take this!" "Candy ass douche bag models take this!" as he fires away a thread.. however if he is, ten points on agression sir.
You left out the laser sounds I make as I hit the keyboard! Peeeuuuwww!
Not that I was actually making laser sounds as I did it. I mean, not that I was actually doing any of it.
Dude, of course I was kidding. I'm just some messed up mental redneck living it up in L.A. (Lower Alabama). WTF do I know about anything, other than shrimp, crawfish, jambalaya, and gumbo?
Good blues, decent bluegrass? Sweet tea? Hot hill billy chicks who think it's the bees knees to drive a charger?
Women with real low expectations, dude your in heaven...just less teeth.
Dude when I fire off stuff I go "BRRRRRRRR VRRRRRMMMM DUH DUH DUH DUN DAH PEWWWWWWWWW" it sounds just like the starwars gunship fire sound...it's freaking awsome.
Wtf is the Air Force bashing, I'm in the Air Force and probably bigger than 90% of you. Sure there's some tiny office nerds (runners) but not all of us are like that. I personally hate running, and only start running about a month out from my PFT review so I can max it, then promptly stop running again.
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Your sure are dreamy, can I be your girlfriend?
Join the club. Ill get the details to you after I get back from Old Navy and Starbucks.
Let me come with you! I'll pay for everything!
Your sure are dreamy, can I be your girlfriend?
Join the club. Ill get the details to you after I get back from Old Navy and Starbucks.
Let me come with you! I'll pay for everything!
I'll do you one better.
You're shopping at my Old Navy, and ordering drinks at my starbucks...so no matter how cool you are, I still own you.
Actually you just reminded me of something funny...
I knew a guy in elementary school that I really didn't like. He was obnoxious and just an overall weird person. For years I knew this guy, every time he would speak to me it would be some one liner from him trying to make me feel inferior in some way, or him trying to make someone else look stupid. About a year ago I found out that he was a sushi chef at the sushi place that I've been going to since I was 8 years old. At that moment I realized something very special about myself...I realized that I could always have the peace of mind that if I don't like somebody, they will eventually end up my servant in some way, and that's a comforting thought.
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
Haha, weight lifters, us runners look our noses down upon you.
And then we punch you in the face and take your girlfriend.
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
Unless you can't catch them. You can have my girl, she's too much an issue.And then we punch you in the face and take your girlfriend.
Actually it really depends on what your weight program is, if you just dead lift for days, hell yeah lets box. You should be slow because your tendons haven't caught up yet.
Now if you follow a regiment that's actually there for more than bulking up and looking like a meat sack, well it'll still be fun to spar.
As for the starbucks thing, sorry Drae you aren't alpha enough for me, you'd just treat me right and as one who is attracted directly to people who treat me like dirt, pfffft you'd be nothing.
Not that I was actually making laser sounds as I did it. I mean, not that I was actually doing any of it.
Dude, of course I was kidding. I'm just some messed up mental redneck living it up in L.A. (Lower Alabama). WTF do I know about anything, other than shrimp, crawfish, jambalaya, and gumbo?
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BTW, can I borrow a dollar?
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And then we punch you in the face and take your girlfriend.
They have girlfriends?
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Not that I was actually making laser sounds as I did it. I mean, not that I was actually doing any of it.
Dude, of course I was kidding. I'm just some messed up mental redneck living it up in L.A. (Lower Alabama). WTF do I know about anything, other than shrimp, crawfish, jambalaya, and gumbo?
Good blues, decent bluegrass? Sweet tea? Hot hill billy chicks who think it's the bees knees to drive a charger?Women with real low expectations, dude your in heaven...just less teeth.
Dude when I fire off stuff I go "BRRRRRRRR VRRRRRMMMM DUH DUH DUH DUN DAH PEWWWWWWWWW" it sounds just like the starwars gunship fire sound...it's freaking awsome.
And then we punch you in the face and take your girlfriend.
They have girlfriends?
I was a little confused by that part myself, I just decided to play along.
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
And then we punch you in the face and take your girlfriend.
They have girlfriends?
Oh yes. But a lot of the time they are runners too. So you're gonna have to catch us unprepared.
Wtf is the Air Force bashing, I'm in the Air Force and probably bigger than 90% of you. Sure there's some tiny office nerds (runners) but not all of us are like that. I personally hate running, and only start running about a month out from my PFT review so I can max it, then promptly stop running again.