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Rules of the internet-Learn and know these to be an Elite!
Wrathbringer
Member Posts: 9
1. If you dislike a game, you are a hate-boi
2. If you like a game, you are a fanboy
3. If its popular, its over-rated
4. The internet is for porn
5. Its cool to troll a messageboard while not looking at porn
6. No girls exist on the internet except on porn sites
7. (I stole this one, but its a good rule) GIRL=Guy in real life
8. (also stole this one) MMORPG=Many men online roleplaying girls
9. Everything on the internet is true...yes even the site that says we landed on the moon was a conspiracy...lets all put her tin foil hats on 
10. Flaming in a game and on messageboards is like so totally cool! Show those peep squeeks what we big elite are made of!
11. Noobs should be banned on all games and on the internet...oh wait everyone is banned! Oh well, take down those noobs!
Feel free to add your own.
Comments
*stares* Uhh.. good for you? Could use some work on those rules.
grats, you have followed rule 10! You are on your way to becoming...an Elite Internet God!
Oh, and Trolls should not be afraid of their Moderators. Moderators should be afraid of their Trolls.
We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola
12. If its asian, its a grindfest
13. If it has any anime look to it, it's probally for 12 year olds (only 12 though)
14. You must take every post as if it's some serious buisness.
15. Always add "in my opinion" at the end of your posts, that way people know for sure that you are writing an opinion piece.
16. When something on the interwebs "sucks" threaten to quit it, trust me people care.
17. Be witty use new ways to make leet leeter, like |337, notice how I changed the L into a 1 then changed the 1 into |, it's third gen leet.
18. Argue about religion, because your thread/post is totally going to change peoples years of upbringing, you are that good.
19. Politics>: See 18.
20. When all else fails, tell your opposer that whatever he likes sucks and that he is a nub, nub is "I WIN" insult, but like a philibuster, use it sparingly.
21. It's totally cool to say "Ima go get my blunt, or <insert alcoholic beverage> even if you are getting a hotpocket.
Maintain a ranking of 81+ on MMORPG.com...100 is better however!
- "If I understand you well, you are telling me until next time. " - Ren
I used to have 100, then I really pissed off a horde of mods, and after 4-5 temp ban sticks, well its hard to recover.