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New SWG theme tune

Agricola1Agricola1 Member UncommonPosts: 4,977

 

Apparently the fans have dropped the old Star Wars theme tune and disgruntled vets at the summit decided to compose a rap alternative and are distributing it. Cany anyoine guess the original it's a cover version of?

"Straight outta Sony, crazy ************ named Smedley,

From the gang called CEOs with attitudes

When I'm called off, I got an enhancment off

Squeeze the trigger, and gamers are hauled off

You too boy if you sub to me, the police are hafta come and get me

Off your ***, that's how I'm going out, for the punk NGErs that's showing out,

Vets start to mumble, they wanna rumble

Mixem and cookem in a pot like MXO

Going of on an NGEr like that, with a chapter that's pointed at your ***, so give ya sub up smooth,

Ain't no tellin' when I'm down for a jack move

Here's an expansion to keep you dancin', with a crime record like Charles Manson

NGE is the tool, don't make me act the double dealin' fool

Me and you can go toe to toe no maybe, I'm knocking subed players out the game daily

Yo weekly, monthly, yearly, until those dumb NGErs see clearly

That I'm down with a capital S-W-G, boy you can't sub to me

So when I'm in ya neighbourhood you better duck, coz Smedley is crazy for ya bucks

As I leave, believe I'm pony

But when I comeback boy, comin' straight outta Sony!"

so what do you reckon to this as a theme tune?

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

CS Lewis

Comments

  • OldManSweenyOldManSweeny Member Posts: 26

     

    Straight outta lowcash? It was in a film called CB4 or something.

    Attack of The Street Pimps! Can you dig it? Can you count sucka's?

  • Agricola1Agricola1 Member UncommonPosts: 4,977
    Originally posted by OldManSweeny


     
    Straight outta lowcash? It was in a film called CB4 or something.



    Nope I'll give you a clue, it's 1980's and not from a movie.

    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

    CS Lewis

  • GrandAmGrandAm Member Posts: 404

    NWA, Straight Out of Compton

    My guess

    "Suddenly, thousands of Trekies whose heads are full of facts of things like the stardate when the Cardassians farted on Deep Space nine are irrlelevant." - hardcoremoviecritic

  • Agricola1Agricola1 Member UncommonPosts: 4,977

    OK I'll give you the next verse as another clue,

    "Straight outta LA, another crazy *** NGEr

    More Vets I smoke,yo, ma rep gets bigger

    I'm a bad XO and ya know this, but the whiny *** Vets don't show this

    But I don't give a duck, I'ma make ma snaps

    If not from the expansions, from jakin' the Vets

    It's like burglary, the definition is jackin'

    But with just two weeks o' warnin' it's called an enhancment

    Rip off an NGEr in a minute, I find a good piece of coding, then I bin it

    So if you're at a summit in a front row, I'll call you a Vet or a dirty *** ho

    You'll probably get mad like a Vet is supposed to

    But shows me SWG is workin' as it's supposed to

    I'm a crazy NGEr from the street, attitude legit cause I'm tearing up this

    MC Torres controls the automatic

    For any dumb NGEr, that starts static

    Not the right hand, coz I'm the hand itself

    Every time I pull an open letter off the shelf

    Server lag at maximum and that's the law

    T-O-R spells torres but I'm raw

    See, coz I'm the Lucas Arts NGE villian

    The definition is clear, you're the witness of SWGs killin'

    That's takin' place without a clue

    And once you're in the scope, your playstyle is through

    Look you might take it as a trip

    But an NGEr like Torres is on a gangsta tip

    Straight outta LA!"

    Any clues now?

    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

    CS Lewis

  • Agricola1Agricola1 Member UncommonPosts: 4,977

     

    Originally posted by GrandAm


    NWA, Straight Out of Compton
    My guess

     

    Correct :)

    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

    CS Lewis

  • thamighty213thamighty213 Member UncommonPosts: 1,637

    Second poster was also correct Chris Rock did the song straight outta locash to the tune of straight outta compton in the film CB4.

     

    straight outta locash a crazy muther****** named gusto

    ill **** ya wife cuz the bitch is a big ho

    ill **** ya sista ill **** ya cat

    i would **** ya mom but the bitch is too fat

    when im in ya neighbourhood ya better dig em up

    coz im comin to slit ya muther****** throat

    blood is drippin.. im not trippin.. bitches panties is what im rippin

    rollin' faster than a muther****** dirtbike

    never met a peice of pussy that i didnt like

    like to eat it.. like to suck it.. take ya ****and ill **** it

    straight outta locash



  • shugjrshugjr Member Posts: 7
    Ha, that's a fitting theme tune... oh, how I miss the combat upgrade :(

    Stupid SOE, I guess they don't realize how badly the NGE affected the vets. I'm not a hardcore vet, I joined a month before the CU came around, but I enjoyed the CU a lot as a master swordsman/master teras kasi/master brawler/pikeman 0140/fencer 4000. Only drawback was lack of healing.

    Pathetic, I still remember my template in the vain hopes that they go back to the CU some day :D
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