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EmberRain
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...what your Mom called your nether regions as a kid? We once had this dicussion on an MMO and it was quite funny! Please don't take this down a bad road so that it is offensive, it is not meant to go there!
I'll go first. When I was a kid (yes, my memory has held out all these long years) my Mom called my brother's anatomy a birdie and/or a ding-a-ling. I can never remember her addressing the female anatomy with any name though!
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As far as I can remember it was labeled as "down there."
Sorry nothing interesting or funny.
"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)
I find it curious that you deffer your response to your brothers nether regions and not talk about your own. As for me it wasn't anything in particular. "Down There" would I guess be an accurate description. I honestly can't remember when this came up, YES PUNN INTENDED!
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I addressed his first because she had a name for it! She didn't call mine anything at all that I can remember! I guess it was the standard "down there", but I hinestly don't ever remember her talking about it. hehehe I don't think things "come up" as often for females.
If things "came up" for females I'd be worried
I think a majority of the people who reply to this are gonna give you the same "down there" response. You might get the "willie" response once in a while but I don't think there's much you can say to a child. What about you? You're married, you got any kids? If so what do you refer to their parts as?
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
Heh, I was just taught the standard naming convention, penis and vagina, special names just seemed silly to me. Although "down there" isn't as bad a name as some I heard, at least it makes sense.
Don't you worry little buddy. You're dealing with a man of honor. However, honor requires a higher percentage of profit
Oh you would be surprised what people told us when we had this discussion on an MMO! If this thread dies down I will throw some of them up here - there were plenty!!
Yes, I have kids, all boys. We just refer to it as a penis. When I change the baby's diaper, (he will be a year old in a couple weeks), I say "Peek-a-boo Penis!" He thinks that is terribly funny! Maybe you have to have a kid to appreciate that. You say and do all kinds of crazy stuff for a laugh! hehe
I guess so. I have no kids of my own... not any time soon. I do remember when my younger sister was a baby and I honestly can't recall any silly names being mentioned. And when I, myself was a toddler I have no recollection of anything that happened.
Maybe when I get around to eventually getting married and having kids I'll think different but until that time comes I can chucle at you and y our silly manerisms
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
My Stepfather called it a "whackadookis".
I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.
It was "down there" or Pee Pee for me. Today my dad would says his is a Dick and mines is a wee wee just to be an ass lol.
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Heh, it was always "Penis" and "Vagina" for myself and my siblings growing up. Tho I did hear several variations that other parents would use for their children. Some struck me as funny then and now. Wee Wee, and Weiner were of course common place, dingaling, and many more. Never mine! But yeah, some parents seem to stay as far away from true names as possible. It would be hilarious to be a fly on the wall when those same parents need to have the "Birds and Bees" talk with their kids in later years.
For me, it was always either "privates" or "private parts."
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Heh, undead rogue eh? Oh all of the potential one liners I am passing up.
'Like a babies arm holding an apple'
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Wow, I did not expect to hear one I have never heard before!! Since the majority of people here are going with "down there" I am beginning to think that the guild this originally came up in was unique, as there was no shortage of "whackadookis" type answers! Since I may be the only female here representing, I will share a nickkname for the area I have heard. I had friends growing up that called it their Suzie. I always found that a bit disturbing. At least the nicknames for the male anatomy were funny... Suzie is just weird to me!
My mom usually referred to that place as one of these. . .
mister goodwrench
master of ceremonies
or
one-eyed night crawler in the turtle neck sweater
Usually one of those.
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How does Mister Goodwrench make sense? The last one I can see working but the fist one you listed there just doesen't seem to fit.
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
a willy, im 16 my mom still says that to me
I think one of the ones I still like best is "who who" which works universally for either Male or Female anatomy.
It was always "Wing-Wong" for me, and "Hoo Hoo" for my sister.
Actually I have a semi-interesting story about that, when I was smaller referred to it as a sinep , I never knew what they where talking about, they even said it to my pediatrician when i was small, and he just kind of looked at them clueless, I guess it was because they wanted to be protective of the mean sexual word, so they just said it backwards because they where too lazy to call it something creative. Also, I never knew what a sinep was, and when I was getting my sex-talk, my dad told me, but I was like "whats a penis?".
Now they just refer to it as dick.
Though we have heard of stupid haste in war, cleverness has never been seen associated with long delays.
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
I remember when Sunder and I first heard "who who" or "hoo hoo" as a reference to the penis (this was in our initial discussion of the subject on EQ) we were in stitches! Neither of us had heard it before, and the guy that confessed to it was a big, burley, pro wrestler! Imagining him with a hoo hoo was quite funny!
That is too funny! I didn't even pick up on the fact that is was penis spelled backwards... I just kept trying to decide how it pronounced to see if I could figure out where they came up with it! I was toying with it being a sound effect of "snip". I was way off!
I think my parents avoided the whole sex area in general since I can't even recall a sex talk.
Who knows.
My mom referred to "down there" as a "pee-pee" ..though I was confused with the question of "Do you have to go pee pee?" Bah, parents.
My mom called it something else too..but I'm not even sure how to spell it. It sounded like "keel-ee-keel-ee"...okay, something like that.. ..maybe that was for armpit.. Suddenly confused. Filipino mothers, pft.
Bringing multiculturalism into this discusion is a totally different matter. Some of us, including me have backgrounds that would bring up names for privates which wouldn't make much sense in the english language.
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
Maybe I'm taking this the wrong way..which seems quite possible because I have a headache.. but
Wasn't this discussion about what your mother called the lower region? I'm not sure what you're trying to get to. Sure if you can name the "down there" in different languages then more power to you.
Multiculturalism? What does that have to do with anything?
All I said was what my mother would call it. I don't see how that was off topic. O_o My mom called it whatever the word was for it plus pee-pee on the side. Depends on how she was feeling that day.
I dunno. Can't seem to decide if I should be offended or not. XD