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The Pirate threat rises; ninjas still in decline

Arrrghhh!!! 



Well, this is more Barbary pirate than Carribean pirate, but it's still pirates.



This goes to prove that pirates are still beating ninjas in the threat level. And I know what you ninja-defenders will say, they're so good you just can't see them operate. The simple fact is ninjas have been very lazy lately, content to sit in their dojos and watch old Samurai movies. Pirates have not been so complacent.



There's nothing sadder than a fat ninja.

Comments

  • ZikielZikiel Member Posts: 1,138

    Lies and slander! The ninja comeback approaches. Soon, very soon indeed.. Black death to pirates!

  • uhhhuhhh Member Posts: 5

    Originally posted by Zikiel


    Lies and slander! The ninja comeback approaches. Soon, very soon indeed.. Black death to pirates!

    pirates are all the rage now think about it there are games pirate movies their all in pop culture so unless pop culture changes toward the ninjas pirates will b dominant  out of them 2

  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    There was a topic about our NINJA PARADE on the 30th of Oct. So I dont know about that.

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  • BigdavoBigdavo Member UncommonPosts: 1,863

    HAHA you fools, dont you you all know that the US military IS run by ninjas hahaha.....

    O_o o_O

  • 8hammer88hammer8 Member Posts: 1,812

    Ninja's are out there taking out one family at a time....

    Required Reading

    December 5th, 2007

    A New Chapter In The Ninja Revolution Starts

    "It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)

  • Keebs1984Keebs1984 Member Posts: 1,356

    Originally posted by 8hammer8



    Ninja's are out there taking out one family at a time....
    Required Reading
    December 5th, 2007

    A New Chapter In The Ninja Revolution Starts

    Ummm while the ninjas are out their "biding their time and taking out one person at a time" the Pirates have thus far made several attacks on large ships and stolen thousands upon thousands dolalrs worth of booty. . .

    Pirates 1

    Ninjas 0

    Thank you.

    Eternally mine,
    Keebs


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  • 8hammer88hammer8 Member Posts: 1,812
    Originally posted by Keebs1984


     
    Originally posted by 8hammer8



    Ninja's are out there taking out one family at a time....
    Required Reading
    December 5th, 2007

    A New Chapter In The Ninja Revolution Starts

    Ummm while the ninjas are out their "biding their time and taking out one person at a time" the Pirates have thus far made several attacks on large ships and stolen thousands upon thousands dolalrs worth of booty. . .

     

    Pirates 1

    Ninjas 0

    Thank you.

    Are we right to be cautious after Ninja attack?

    12 September 2007


    CAROLINE MORTON, SAVILLS



    Caution is in the air following the recent credit market turmoil led by the US sub-prime market, which lends to Ninjas - people with unstable credit history (no income, no jobs or assets).



    The result has knocked financial markets around the world, although what is not clear is where the bad debts will finally end up and how large the losses will be.



    The recent chaos has been caused by a rise in defaults by borrowers in the US, forcing the central bank to dip into its reserve funds which, in turn, has hit equity markets.



    The main fear as a result of this is that the spin-off will be an economic slowdown.

     So you got a few 100K in Booty...How about taking out entire economies!!

    Pirates 1

    Ninjas 1

    All square.

    "It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)

  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    Don't forget. Ninjas own the video game world and we got the girls. Pirates of the Carabian game? Wow! Clank Clank Clank of the swords. Ninja Gaiden (More of a Shinobi, but same thing) SLASH through the gut. DONE!

    -In memory of Laura "Taera" Genender. Passed away on Aug/13/08-
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  • Keebs1984Keebs1984 Member Posts: 1,356

    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X


    Don't forget. Ninjas own the video game world and we got the girls. Pirates of the Carabian game? Wow! Clank Clank Clank of the swords. Ninja Gaiden (More of a Shinobi, but same thing) SLASH through the gut. DONE!
    Pirates TOTALLY control the MMORPG world. . .

    Pirates of the Burning Sea

    Pirates of the Caribbean Online

    Voyage Century

    Pirates Online

     

    The only MMORPG that comes close to Ninjas is 9 Dragons but even then that game is mmore based on ancient Chinese martial arts.

    Another point for Pirates! Thanks!

    Eternally mine,
    Keebs


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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    Nah, Pirates don't control the MMO world. The Dragon Slayers do. 3 mmo games. WoW WoW. Just to let you know there is a NINJA in every MMO.

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  • MuraisMurais Member UncommonPosts: 1,118

      It's all a facade. They're trying to cover up the fact that we vikings are the real threat. Our day will come, and Odin will smile.

  • Originally posted by Murais


      It's all a facade. They're trying to cover up the fact that we vikings are the real threat. Our day will come, and Odin will smile.



    Vikings, who sail around on boats, pillaging getting drunk on mead and fighting? Don't you see, Vikings are pirates! Vikings are like the original pirates, they're pirates with horns on their helmets. Join us....

  • MuraisMurais Member UncommonPosts: 1,118

    Originally posted by Sawtooth

    Originally posted by Murais


      It's all a facade. They're trying to cover up the fact that we vikings are the real threat. Our day will come, and Odin will smile.



    Vikings, who sail around on boats, pillaging getting drunk on mead and fighting? Don't you see, Vikings are pirates! Vikings are like the original pirates, they're pirates with horns on their helmets. Join us....

        Pirates have no axes, no warhammers, no Vahalla! Why would you want to be a pirate?

     

             By Mjolhnir, even our women are better looking! And our mead hall brawls are better! There's a reason why Odin only has one eye!

     

        Pirates, feh!

  • GodliestGodliest Member Posts: 3,486


    Originally posted by Murais
    Originally posted by Sawtooth
    Originally posted by Murais It's all a facade. They're trying to cover up the fact that we vikings are the real threat. Our day will come, and Odin will smile.

    Vikings, who sail around on boats, pillaging getting drunk on mead and fighting? Don't you see, Vikings are pirates! Vikings are like the original pirates, they're pirates with horns on their helmets. Join us....


    Pirates have no axes, no warhammers, no Vahalla! Why would you want to be a pirate?

    By Mjolhnir, even our women are better looking! And our mead hall brawls are better! There's a reason why Odin only has one eye!

    Pirates, feh!

    QFT! Don't ever try to state that vikings and pirates are the same, it's like stating that ninjas and pirates are the same!

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  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286

    /yawn

    If ninjas were so big a threat, I'd be dead now, along with millions of other Pirate supporters. Honestly, who believes all these "Mystical assassinations of key personel" and "Agents infiltrating at high places".if they could've done something, they would have by now. Gimme a break, Ninja's. You're pathetic.

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • Keebs1984Keebs1984 Member Posts: 1,356

    Originally posted by mithrandir72


    /yawn
    If ninjas were so big a threat, I'd be dead now, along with millions of other Pirate supporters. Honestly, who believes all these "Mystical assassinations of key personel" and "Agents infiltrating at high places".if they could've done something, they would have by now. Gimme a break, Ninja's. You're pathetic.

    QFT. . .

    I have only ever had to say that one time and this post deserves it most!

    Eternally mine,
    Keebs


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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    Originally posted by mithrandir72


    /yawn
    If ninjas were so big a threat, I'd be dead now, along with millions of other Pirate supporters. Honestly, who believes all these "Mystical assassinations of key personel" and "Agents infiltrating at high places".if they could've done something, they would have by now. Gimme a break, Ninja's. You're pathetic.

    Why would we waste our time with you or supporters?  Just like assassins we don't go after the people who believe this or that. Your not doing anything for pirates other than saying, "OMG WE LOVE YOU PIRATES!" throwing your panties in the air at them. We follow our job and go after the important people. Why would you as a supporter would want to die or have a valid reason for you to be hunted down? We go after actual pirates. A majority of important pirates are dead right now and now there are the usual today's pirates with their guns and small boats looking for private boats to loot. They are not all that good at that.

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  • Pirates main objective: Burn, pillage, drink

    Vikings: Burn, pillage, drink



    Pirate drink of choice: Rum (very sweet)

    Viking drink of choice: Mead (very sweet)



    Pirate vessel of choice: Boats with women carved on the front

    Vikings: Boats witth dragons carved on the front (just as deadly as women)



    Pirate idols: One-eyed warriors with parrots on their shoulders

    Viking idols: One-eyed Odin with ravens on his shoulders



    Pirate weapons: Guns, swords, mallets, axes (that's right, they did indeed use axes)

    Viking weapons: Swords, hammers, axes (they'd use guns if they were invented)



    Pirate superstition: Feared sea monsters like Kraken and Sea Serpents

    Viking superstition: Feared sea monsters like Kraken and Sea Serpents

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