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Facts about Darkfall.

eldanlocoeldanloco Member Posts: 210
  • Darkfall will never be made because...
  • Darkfall is a figment of our imaginations.
  • Darkfall is actually a series of videos uplinked to your brain by MMORPG.com to taunt you.
  • Games 6 years in development will all be out next Spring!!                                             NOT.
  • The developers working on Darkfall forgot to release the game 4 years ago.
  • They need to be reminded that games actually...  come out!
  • MMOs get released before they are done, so why is this one acting like it's so special?
  • The supposed "developers" of Darkfall are actually one man named Franz Winklestein.  He likes ham and makes the game in his free time. 
  • Franz Winklestein doesn't have much free time.
  • The actual release date of this game is Septnever 5th of 2008.

 

    Look at all those facts!!    

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Darkfall: December or vaporware!

Comments

  • daarcodaarco Member UncommonPosts: 4,276

    Yeah!

    And still they are making it, isnt human evolution nice?

    One person can think and build more then the other can imagine.

     

  • eldanlocoeldanloco Member Posts: 210
    Originally posted by daarco


    Yeah!
    And still they are making it, isnt human evolution nice?
    One person can think and build more then the other can imagine.
     

    I think that is called McQuaidian thinking.  It was first brought to light when Vanguard: SoH was in development.

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    Darkfall: December or vaporware!

  • daarcodaarco Member UncommonPosts: 4,276

    Well, Vanguard got slaughterd by carebears minds.

    Atlests that has not happend to the DF features......but when carebears come here and whine that its different from WoW......you never know.

  • QuestionableQuestionable Member Posts: 653

    OMG This thread has just made me open my eyes to the truth.

  • eldanlocoeldanloco Member Posts: 210
    Originally posted by Questionable


    OMG This thread has just made me open my eyes to the truth.

    Do you think that's air you're breathing?

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    Darkfall: December or vaporware!

  • QuestionableQuestionable Member Posts: 653

    My My your knowledge knows no bounds.

  • Zaraki199Zaraki199 Member Posts: 101

    lol

  • BrianshoBriansho Member UncommonPosts: 3,586

    *snap* *snap*

    *waves hand in front of your face*

    "Darkfall does exist.....Darkfall does exist........

    .....

    .....

    Now gimme 3000 dollars......

    *snap* *snap*

    Don't be terrorized! You're more likely to die of a car accident, drowning, fire, or murder! More people die every year from prescription drugs than terrorism LOL!

  • OdekuunOdekuun Member Posts: 1

    The only one of those that is actually fact is that the game is roughly 6 years in development.  This is because after a few years of Razorwax working with an extremely small team on the game (you can see the previous Darkfall in some screenshots), the company was bought by Aventurine and moved entirely to Greece.  At this point the game was actually started in true development, with funding finally secured.  So actually the game has been in development 4-5 years, and that's to be expected for any decent MMO.



    I did laugh at the "MMOs get released before they are done, so why is this one acting like it's so special?" fact.  Pretty rich evidence of just what's wrong with the MMO industry right now.  Just look at Vanguard, Shadowbane, SWG--pretty much every rushed MMO and tell me that those releases were good decisions.  Darkfall isn't following the habit of the market in its promised features, and it's not following the habit of the market in releasing half-hearted, pseudo-games that aren't polished, much less complete.

     

    I know most of this was a joke, but I'd just like people to understand that there's plenty of evidence that Darkfall isn't vaporware.  Just a month or so ago a member a clan, LoD, that is anticipating Darkfall actually went to Aventurine and was able to play a build of the game with other players.  He was doubtful of the existence of the game as well, but you can read his report now and see that that has changed.

     

    I don't want a bunch of people who make up lists of "facts" to play Darkfall with me, but I guess I'll encourage you to actually look into it anyways.

  • Ammon777Ammon777 Member Posts: 308

    Interesting... Very interesting...

    Ive never heard this argument before...

    Please... continue...

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    Darkfall PWNS !!!

  • eldanlocoeldanloco Member Posts: 210
    Originally posted by Ammon777


    Interesting... Very interesting...
    Ive never heard this argument before...
    Please... continue...

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    Darkfall PWNS !!!

    Someone is sitting on the serious tree...

    Stop trying to insult me and insult me! 

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    Darkfall: December or vaporware!

  • mrw0lfmrw0lf Member Posts: 2,269

    Originally posted by eldanloco

    Originally posted by Ammon777


    Interesting... Very interesting...
    Ive never heard this argument before...
    Please... continue...

    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Darkfall PWNS !!!

    Someone is sitting on the serious tree...

    Stop trying to insult me and insult me! 

    I know what you're trying to do.....

     

     

     

     

    ... you have no pubes.

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    “The person who is certain, and who claims divine warrant for his certainty, belongs now to the infancy of our species.”

  • BadSpockBadSpock Member UncommonPosts: 7,979

    Originally posted by eldanloco

    Originally posted by daarco


    Yeah!
    And still they are making it, isnt human evolution nice?
    One person can think and build more then the other can imagine.
     

    I think that is called McQuaidian thinking.  It was first brought to light when Vanguard: SoH was in development.

    hahah that's a good one. McQuaidian thinking. Very clever.

    what's a "Darkfall?" Is that some kind of computer entertainment product that is being played over some interweb of tubes?

     

  • eldanlocoeldanloco Member Posts: 210
    Originally posted by heerobya


     
    Originally posted by eldanloco

    Originally posted by daarco


    Yeah!
    And still they are making it, isnt human evolution nice?
    One person can think and build more then the other can imagine.
     

    I think that is called McQuaidian thinking.  It was first brought to light when Vanguard: SoH was in development.

     

    hahah that's a good one. McQuaidian thinking. Very clever.

    what's a "Darkfall?" Is that some kind of computer entertainment product that is being played over some interweb of tubes?

     

    The interwebs steal your credit card information!!  Let's all go buy game timecards!!  lol



    The only entertainment this "Darkfall" you speak of is giving is on forums. 



    Let us remember that just because you cannot prove something doesn't mean it does or does not exist; however, I do think that the ladder has more evidence in it's own defense.

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    Darkfall: December or vaporware!

  • jaggidjaggid Member Posts: 3

    You sound like my 14 year old stepson trying to show me facts why he "deserves" something. ;)

  • HadreynnHadreynn Member Posts: 112

    FACT:

    Bears eat beets. 

  • eldanlocoeldanloco Member Posts: 210
    Originally posted by Hadreynn


    FACT:
    Bears eat beets. 

    Let's go over some of the symptoms of marijuana use, shall we?  You tell me who this sounds like:

    • Slow moving
    • Inattentive
    • Dull
    • Constantly snacking
    • Shows a lack of motivation

    ...

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    Darkfall: December or vaporware!

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