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Are you a PotBS fanbois? 10 simple questions.

Agricola1Agricola1 Member UncommonPosts: 4,977

Ten simple questions to see how far gone you are after all the push backs of release dates,

 

1: Do your friends and family comment on the fact that you don't wear a shirt under your overcoat?

2: When a workmate says "Hey you need a medicated shampoo to remove that dandruff". Do you point to your shoulder and reply "That be parrot crap Jim Lad, HA HAAARRR!"?

3: While in a taxi you feel the urge to urinate do you open the passenger window and sunroof then stand up and pee out of the moving vehicle whilst "YAAARRRR" ing to startled pedestrians?

4: Have you been visited by the police for firing T-Shirts out of a canon from your bedroom window?

5: Do you call your local pub/bar a tavern, and ask for a flaggen of ale/grog rather than a pint of beer?

6: Have you started referring to your partner as "Wench" or "Jim Lad"?

7: If you're male have you started growing a beard because you think it makes you look more vicious?

8: If you're female have you started wearing low cut blouses with push up bras because you think it makes you more buxom?

9: When someone gives PotBS a bad review you get the sudden urge to put your hook through the reviewers spinal collum?

10: Do you think Heather Mills has sold out because she doesn't wear a peg on her leg?

Yes = 1 point

No = 0 points

How did you do?

 1 point or less =  You're mentally stable.

 2-4 points = You're a fanbois.

 5-8 points = You've waited way too long for this title.

 9-10 points = See you on the 7th :)

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

CS Lewis

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  • OrphesOrphes Member UncommonPosts: 3,039

    See you on the 7th!

    I'm so broke. I can't even pay attention.
    "You have the right not to be killed"

  • LionexxLionexx Member UncommonPosts: 680
    CCP CEO in a recent address to the fanbase "I am not a crook!"

    I only came into this thread to laugh at that, btw 3...I don't like this game ^^ hope you have fun in it!

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  • HerodesHerodes Member UncommonPosts: 1,494


    Originally posted by Orphes
    See you on the 7th!
    If you have answered question 7 and 8 both with "Yes", could you please post a RL pic... or well, do not. *grin*
  • LionexxLionexx Member UncommonPosts: 680
    Originally posted by Herodes


     

    Originally posted by Orphes

    See you on the 7th!
    If you have answered question 7 and 8 both with "Yes", could you please post a RL pic... or well, do not. *grin*

     

    lol?

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    I have played every MMO that has ever come out.

  • TaramTaram Member CommonPosts: 1,700

    LOL I'm mentally stable

    But I'll see you on the 7th anyway :)

    Matter of fact I'm heading to the store in about 2 hours :)

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  • OrphesOrphes Member UncommonPosts: 3,039

    Originally posted by lionexx

    Originally posted by Herodes


     

    Originally posted by Orphes

    See you on the 7th!
    If you have answered question 7 and 8 both with "Yes", could you please post a RL pic... or well, do not. *grin*

     

    lol?

    9-10 points = See you on the 7th :) So one of those actually, sorry, can be answered with a no. ;)

    I'm so broke. I can't even pay attention.
    "You have the right not to be killed"

  • Agricola1Agricola1 Member UncommonPosts: 4,977
    Originally posted by Orphes


     
     
     




     

    9-10 points = See you on the 7th :) So one of those actually, sorry, can be answered with a no. ;)



    Unless you're a bearded woman/man that wears a push up bra then yes one question requires a no. BTW if you are a bearded man/woman that wears low cut blouses and push up bras please post a pick, YAAARRR!

    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

    CS Lewis

  • OrphesOrphes Member UncommonPosts: 3,039

    Originally posted by Agricola1

    Originally posted by Orphes


     
     
     




     

    9-10 points = See you on the 7th :) So one of those actually, sorry, can be answered with a no. ;)



    Unless you're a bearded woman/man that wears a push up bra then yes one question requires a no. BTW if you are a bearded man/woman that wears low cut blouses and push up bras please post a pick, YAAARRR!

    Ok then.

    I'm so broke. I can't even pay attention.
    "You have the right not to be killed"

  • Agricola1Agricola1 Member UncommonPosts: 4,977

    That's fairly disturbing, I retract my request and demand FLS has a screening process to elimante any bearded female pirates. I'm going to be having nightmares now!

    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

    CS Lewis

  • KeoghKeogh Member Posts: 1,099

     

     

    Orphes, that's just down right gross. I really don't care to know what you do on your days off. Yuck!

    By the way, I have a few things to say about PothBS, but won't yet.

     

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  • kjm2006kjm2006 Member Posts: 90

    Woot i'm a fanbois. See you all on the 7th lol.

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  • GruntiesGrunties Member Posts: 859

    Man! When is that preorder box gonna show up in my neighborhood! I have a fevah, and the only prescription, is that box.

    Waiting for: A skill-based MMO with Freedom and Consequence.
    Woe to thee, the pierce-ed.

  • Agricola1Agricola1 Member UncommonPosts: 4,977

    The 13th I hope but some are getting it before others, simaltaneous release in NA and EU my foot!

    /black look at Rick Saada

    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

    CS Lewis

  • OrphesOrphes Member UncommonPosts: 3,039

     

     





    Originally posted by Agricola1



    The 13th I hope but some are getting it before others, simaltaneous release in NA and EU my foot!

    /black look at Rick Saada

     

     







    Hey, agricola1, look at this... Hope that you get to preorder it before 7th January at least... No, don't be jealous. ;)

     

     

    Oh, wait you can't understand this, but this is a receipt on my order for the preorder package.

    I guess one can say that the nonworking distribution line of SOE is working *looking around*.

     



    82084: Pirates of the Burning Sea inkl. Förbokningserbjudande - [PC] [2008-01-22] 1 st á 389 kr

    Ordernummer: 1473199

    Orderdatum: 2007-11-10

    Fraktsätt: Skicka som Brev / Postpaket

    Transaktionsdatum: 2007-11-10

    Betalningstyp: Faktura Kreditor

    Frakt: 49 kr

     

    I'm so broke. I can't even pay attention.
    "You have the right not to be killed"

  • Agricola1Agricola1 Member UncommonPosts: 4,977

    Well if it isn't available by the 13th I'm going to release an SOE conspiracy theory, like maybe they were never going to release the pre-order in october so Smedley canceled Gods and Hereos then Rusty started some fires in California?

    Yes it's all starting to make sense now, this was yet another evil plot by Smedley to thwart Pre-CU vets from enjoying MMOs. I'll be posting in 3 days about my joy at purchasing a pre-order or a perfectly plausible conspiracy theory involving Smedly, FLS, PotBS pre-order boxes some freshly picked cucumbers and an assortment of ordanairy household pets!

    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

    CS Lewis

  • smartkidzsmartkidz Member Posts: 252

    Lol I got "See you on the 7th". By the way the question asking about what you call your friends (wench or jim lad), I have actually done that by accident after watching "Pirates of the Caribbean". Hope to see you all in-game. Arr!!

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  • Agricola1Agricola1 Member UncommonPosts: 4,977

    Well still no pre-order for me to buy however the open stress test this weekend has kept my conspiracy theory at bay...for now!

    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

    CS Lewis

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