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Best AFK message you heard

oobeoobe Member UncommonPosts: 60
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Howdy

 

I was wondering if any of you have heard some nice/funny afk messages.

One that I made me lmao was :

'afk - bladder agro' 

 

Lemme hear yours :)

 

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  • TillerTiller Member LegendaryPosts: 11,489
    In SWG an old guildmate of mine used to go AFK on the steps of our city’s guildhall from about 8:00 pm to 5:30 pm the next day with a sit down, stand up macro running so he wouldn’t get booted.

     

    “I am AFK!”

    “Desto Falls sits down”

    “Desto Falls Stands up”

    “I am AFK”

     

    We had to evac the city just to get away from his chat box spam. It really sucked when he left his guild chat tab clicked, we couldn't use guild chat till he came back. I'd rather it be in spacial then GS, at least you could get away from it.

     


    Then when you sent him a /tell you would get an automated Afk response from him like this:

     

    *Beep-Beep*

    Automated AFK response; Desto says: AFK, Working out, shitting, shower, shaving then Police academy training, almost finished Woot!

     

    Or


    Afk, taking a shit, then shower, off to the bar maybe get laid later!


     

     

    heh he gave us his daily itinerary in his AFK message

    SWG Bloodfin vet
    Elder Jedi/Elder Bounty Hunter
     
  • CleffyIICleffyII Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 3,440

    I once broadcasted this message to the whole server when I went AFK.  It was particularly special because it required a special item to broadcast a message to the whole server.

    "AFK taking a shit."

    "Don't forget to wipe your ass."

    ... 3 minutes later

    "Oops brb."

     

    Also another good one I heard was.

    "**pause** No one move until I come back cause I paused the game."

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  • METALDRAG0NMETALDRAG0N Member Posts: 1,680

    Originally posted by tillamook


    In SWG an old guildmate of mine used to go AFK on the steps of our city’s guildhall from about 8:00 pm to 5:30 pm the next day with a sit down, stand up macro running so he wouldn’t get booted.
     
    “I am AFK!”
    “Desto Falls sits down”
    “Desto Falls Stands up”
    “I am AFK”
     

    We had to evac the city just to get away from his chat box spam. It really sucked when he left his guild chat tab clicked, we couldn't use guild chat till he came back. I'd rather it be in spacial then GS, at least you could get away from it.
     

    Then when you sent him a /tell you would get an automated Afk response from him like this:
     
    *Beep-Beep*
    Automated AFK response; Desto says: AFK, Working out, shitting, shower, shaving then Police academy training, almost finished Woot!

     
    Or


    Afk, taking a shit, then shower, off to the bar maybe get laid later!

     
     
    heh he gave us his daily itinerary in his AFK message
    Best one so far.

     

    Did he get into trouble for it?

    "Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god."
    -- Jean Rostand

  • TillerTiller Member LegendaryPosts: 11,489

    Originally posted by METALDRAG0N


     
    Originally posted by tillamook


    In SWG an old guildmate of mine used to go AFK on the steps of our city’s guildhall from about 8:00 pm to 5:30 pm the next day with a sit down, stand up macro running so he wouldn’t get booted.
     
    “I am AFK!”
    “Desto Falls sits down”
    “Desto Falls Stands up”
    “I am AFK”
     

    We had to evac the city just to get away from his chat box spam. It really sucked when he left his guild chat tab clicked, we couldn't use guild chat till he came back. I'd rather it be in spacial then GS, at least you could get away from it.
     

    Then when you sent him a /tell you would get an automated Afk response from him like this:
     
    *Beep-Beep*
    Automated AFK response; Desto says: AFK, Working out, shitting, shower, shaving then Police academy training, almost finished Woot!

     
    Or


    Afk, taking a shit, then shower, off to the bar maybe get laid later!

     
     
    heh he gave us his daily itinerary in his AFK message
    Best one so far.

     

     

    Did he get into trouble for it?


    lol no I don't think so, no one really cared. He used go afk in the cantinas (SWG bar), Starports ect and no one really said anything back then because there were far worse spammers, and it was kinda funny. At the most maybe a CSR might have cut his connection for it, but lag usually hit the game and he would go (LD) most of the time anyways.

     

    SWG Bloodfin vet
    Elder Jedi/Elder Bounty Hunter
     
  • Teran1987Teran1987 Member UncommonPosts: 202

    tillamook i fricken love your signature, it is so true XD "SOE Motto: We're where games go to die" that is soo sooooo true, and I'd bet anything that they'll find a way to ruin the new Pirate game too

    Sorry for the offtopic comment :p, i've seen quite a few hilarious AFk messages, never recorded any :p

    "Life is not judged by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

  • damijindamijin Member Posts: 37

    Early in Lineage 2 I joined a PUG that my RL friend was the group leader of. I wanted to go grab some food, but I didn't want the group to get upset with me and try to kick me out of the group while I sucked up free XP so I quickly typed:

    "AFK -- HOUSE ON FIRE!!!"

    and did not respond to the game for the next 45-50 minutes while they power leveled my character.

  • daelnordaelnor Member UncommonPosts: 1,556

    The one I got the most attention for was in DAOC when shrouded isles expansion first came out. They had high tier crafting stations in the starting city of the expansion isle, so lots of people crafted there, and lots of new players started there. You would be constantly barraged by people begging for gold.

    So my AFK message while I was crafting said " Yes, I have a lot of gold, no I'm not going to give you any."

    I actually had set up a macro one day to craft and was eating dinner for about 30minutes. I came back to the computer and scrolled through the chat log, and some noob had argued with my afk message for the entire time. Apparently he was offended by my afk message when he asked me for gold...I was rolling for a good 10 minutes. Conversation was something like:

    noob" /t hey, can I please have some gold?

    Zemok: afk/ Yes I have gold, no you can't have any.

    Noob: /t dude! That's messed up? why do you have to be so mean?

    Zemok: afk/ Yes I have gold, no you can't have any.

    Noob: /t Look man, I just want some start up gold, you have lots, I only need a little.

    Zemok: afk/ Yes I have gold, no you can't have any.

    Noob: /t well, can I have sum armor then?

    Zemok: afk/ Yes I have gold, no you can't have any.

    Etc. and so on. Seriously...he argued with my AFK message for a full 30 minutes and never realized there was nobody there....

    D.

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  • NoUrbanLightNoUrbanLight Member Posts: 70

    Not the most appropriate one in the world buuuuuut...

    I was braining up what my new sig line should be on one gaming community and settled on one with a friend just before going AFK. After being mocked for being level 42 after months of game play since apparently you're a n00bz0r if you aren't on the top 100 rankings, I finally decided on...

    "While you were grinding to level 80, I was getting laid. Who's 1337 now?"

    My friend told me when I got back it apparently spawned much "rofl"ing on the Ventrillo server she was on. Ooooooh I KNOW someone is gonna slap me for it if I actually change my sig over there...

    ~A Girl Disappearing

    ~~~~~
    "Big surprise... there was no protection by this urban light..."

  • AnarchangelAnarchangel Member Posts: 4

    BRB - Retarded brother shit everywhere

  • TechnoGhostTechnoGhost Member Posts: 7

    Few month's ago i was playing Warcraft, sent a tell to my buddy and i was greeted with this little gem.

    "I AM TOUCHING MYSELF TO HENTAI... OOOHH BABY YEAH. SHOW ME THOSE DRAENEI LIKE TENTACLES!"

    I myself found it histarical.

  • jinxitjinxit Member UncommonPosts: 854

    Well i  played swg for a long time dont remember any  funny afk messages that could have been because i spent most of my time on dant MO ( aah good old times ) which was usually "lfg lfg! i need a group!!!" or "come buy my stuff!!" but i did have my own afk response message.

              "currently contimplating life, love and how they get the cream into twinky's"

  • redcap036redcap036 Member UncommonPosts: 1,230

    these are cool, I got one, hang on...

    sorry brb.......AFK

  • QazeQaze Member Posts: 247

    Not much but here's one I used to use: AFK47

    And here's one I thought of just now: AFK my keyboard ran off

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  • oobeoobe Member UncommonPosts: 60

    hehe nice ones

     

    I just remembered another one from an old guildbuddy, who wasn't responding for a bit while we were waiting for him to enter an instance in WoW.

    And suddenly after like 10 min he wrote: AFK - wife's having baby

     

     

     

     

     

     

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