I would like him to be visited at midnight by three ghosts.
The first ghost would be the Ghost of Christmas Past who would take him on a tour of SWG before the NGE. He would see crafters negotiating with hunters and surveyors for the best raw materials with which to stock their vast, magnificently decorated emporiums. He would see mighty Jedi living like hermits on the hills of Dantoine fending off attacks from groups of relentless Bounty Hunters. He would see Creature Handlers teaching their giant grauls to dance. He would see busy hospitals and medical centres. He would see cantinas alive with dancing, trading, jiving crowds. He would see players forts and installations taken and lost in epic sweeping battles.
The second ghost would be the Ghost of Christmas Present. That ghost would take him on a tour of the broken, borked and essentially ruined world that he made of SWG.
The third and final ghost would be the Ghost of Getting A Steel Pineapple Jammed Up Your Down Elevator.
I would like him to be visited at midnight by three ghosts. The first ghost would be the Ghost of Christmas Past who would take him on a tour of SWG before the NGE. He would see crafters negotiating with hunters and surveyors for the best raw materials with which to stock their vast, magnificently decorated emporiums. He would see mighty Jedi living like hermits on the hills of Dantoine fending off attacks from groups of relentless Bounty Hunters. He would see Creature Handlers teaching their giant grauls to dance. He would see busy hospitals and medical centres. He would see cantinas alive with dancing, trading, jiving crowds. He would see players forts and installations taken and lost in epic sweeping battles. The second ghost would be the Ghost of Christmas Present. That ghost would take him on a tour of the broken, borked and essentially ruined world that he made of SWG. The third and final ghost would be the Ghost of Getting A Steel Pineapple Jammed Up Your Down Elevator.
I would like him to be visited at midnight by three ghosts. The first ghost would be the Ghost of Christmas Past who would take him on a tour of SWG before the NGE. He would see crafters negotiating with hunters and surveyors for the best raw materials with which to stock their vast, magnificently decorated emporiums. He would see mighty Jedi living like hermits on the hills of Dantoine fending off attacks from groups of relentless Bounty Hunters. He would see Creature Handlers teaching their giant grauls to dance. He would see busy hospitals and medical centres. He would see cantinas alive with dancing, trading, jiving crowds. He would see players forts and installations taken and lost in epic sweeping battles. The second ghost would be the Ghost of Christmas Present. That ghost would take him on a tour of the broken, borked and essentially ruined world that he made of SWG. The third and final ghost would be the Ghost of Getting A Steel Pineapple Jammed Up Your Down Elevator.
Thats the best idea I have heard so far. lol
i hearby award you 10,000 internets. awesome post!
I would like him to be visited at midnight by three ghosts. The first ghost would be the Ghost of Christmas Past who would take him on a tour of SWG before the NGE. He would see crafters negotiating with hunters and surveyors for the best raw materials with which to stock their vast, magnificently decorated emporiums. He would see mighty Jedi living like hermits on the hills of Dantoine fending off attacks from groups of relentless Bounty Hunters. He would see Creature Handlers teaching their giant grauls to dance. He would see busy hospitals and medical centres. He would see cantinas alive with dancing, trading, jiving crowds. He would see players forts and installations taken and lost in epic sweeping battles. The second ghost would be the Ghost of Christmas Present. That ghost would take him on a tour of the broken, borked and essentially ruined world that he made of SWG. The third and final ghost would be the Ghost of Getting A Steel Pineapple Jammed Up Your Down Elevator.
Thats the best idea I have heard so far. lol
i hearby award you 10,000 internets. awesome post!
wonder how polite your christmas ghosts are , this cold money driven monster don't care about what the Ghost of Christmas Past show him.
But if the Ghost of Christmas Present takes all the money and show him his credit cards worthless and the CEO chair taken from him that would be something Smed maybe notice.
The third ghost then cancels his golf club membership and mortgaged his porsche then such a money driven monster would start sweeting, that are things Smed worry about., customers are worthless to him, he only needs the cash out of them and give a sh*t about how Jedi fending or BH hunting or grauls dance.
great post though.
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I would give a special Deus Ex type impant that would act as a filter against all pointless whining from old school pre-cu bores so he never has to listen or read their constant mind numbing prattle ever again. It would also have a special "pat on the back" mod to constantly praise him by creating the most active single minded community by making a gaming error than he could possibly have created from leaving it alone.
However, if he missed the prattle, it would have a "living in the past" switch for the occasional flashback
I would give a special Deus Ex type impant that would act as a filter against all pointless whining from old school pre-cu bores so he never has to listen or read their constant mind numbing prattle ever again. It would also have a special "pat on the back" mod to constantly praise him by creating the most active single minded community by making a gaming error than he could possibly have created from leaving it alone. However, if he missed the prattle, it would have a "living in the past" switch for the occasional flashback
Sorry, Bob Scratchit, it is because of our 'pointless whining' that the NGE SWG has been slowly dying, that Bioware will soon be announcing the new Kotor III Online and that, finally, Sony will sell off Smedley, SOE and people like you to the Bangalore bunch. What will they say to you then, fanboi, as they close down your NGE SWG because the lincence has expired or because dwindling player numbers don't make it economic to continue the game? 'Thank you. Come again' probably.
I would give smed a star warsy and iconic BUDDY TOKEN.
I imagine the look on his face would resemble that of every 6 year old on christmas morning when they open a present to find out it is socks or underwear. You know, that look that slightly verges on crying due to ultimate letdown, but just not enough. That look on his face would be his present to me.
I would give a special Deus Ex type impant that would act as a filter against all pointless whining from old school pre-cu bores so he never has to listen or read their constant mind numbing prattle ever again. It would also have a special "pat on the back" mod to constantly praise him by creating the most active single minded community by making a gaming error than he could possibly have created from leaving it alone. However, if he missed the prattle, it would have a "living in the past" switch for the occasional flashback
Smed owns such an impant already , since long ago and in heavy use since CU/NGE , it helps against complains but causing empty servers.
LOL you wanna ruin him more with your tricky x-mas gift seems , please please go ahead ...hahaha
some filter against daylight and against get moved maybe too ? and he even won't notice how he ended up in Bangladesh, he will be very thankfull hahaha
-----MY-TERMS-OF-USE-------------------------------------------------- $OE - eternal enemy of online gaming -We finally WON !!!! 2011 $OE accepted that they have been fired 2005 by the playerbase and closed down ridiculous NGE !!
"There was suppression of speech and all kinds of things between disturbing and fascistic." Raph Koster (parted $OE)
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How about something really starwarsy and iconic. Bantha Brains!!!
I would like him to be visited at midnight by three ghosts.
The first ghost would be the Ghost of Christmas Past who would take him on a tour of SWG before the NGE. He would see crafters negotiating with hunters and surveyors for the best raw materials with which to stock their vast, magnificently decorated emporiums. He would see mighty Jedi living like hermits on the hills of Dantoine fending off attacks from groups of relentless Bounty Hunters. He would see Creature Handlers teaching their giant grauls to dance. He would see busy hospitals and medical centres. He would see cantinas alive with dancing, trading, jiving crowds. He would see players forts and installations taken and lost in epic sweeping battles.
The second ghost would be the Ghost of Christmas Present. That ghost would take him on a tour of the broken, borked and essentially ruined world that he made of SWG.
The third and final ghost would be the Ghost of Getting A Steel Pineapple Jammed Up Your Down Elevator.
a steaming pile of my own foul rancid excrement
Thats the best idea I have heard so far. lol
id give him a new job
Thats the best idea I have heard so far. lol
i hearby award you 10,000 internets. awesome post!
A full crate of Mandalorian Wine to hubertgrove!
Excellent!
CH, Jedi, Commando, Smuggler, BH, Scout, Doctor, Chef, BE...yeah, lots of SWG time invested.
Once a denizen of Ahazi
Thats the best idea I have heard so far. lol
i hearby award you 10,000 internets. awesome post!
wonder how polite your christmas ghosts are , this cold money driven monster don't care about what the Ghost of Christmas Past show him.
But if the Ghost of Christmas Present takes all the money and show him his credit cards worthless and the CEO chair taken from him that would be something Smed maybe notice.
The third ghost then cancels his golf club membership and mortgaged his porsche then such a money driven monster would start sweeting, that are things Smed worry about., customers are worthless to him, he only needs the cash out of them and give a sh*t about how Jedi fending or BH hunting or grauls dance.
great post though.
-----MY-TERMS-OF-USE--------------------------------------------------
$OE - eternal enemy of online gaming
-We finally WON !!!! 2011 $OE accepted that they have been fired 2005 by the playerbase and closed down ridiculous NGE !!
"There was suppression of speech and all kinds of things between disturbing and fascistic." Raph Koster (parted $OE)
I would give a special Deus Ex type impant that would act as a filter against all pointless whining from old school pre-cu bores so he never has to listen or read their constant mind numbing prattle ever again. It would also have a special "pat on the back" mod to constantly praise him by creating the most active single minded community by making a gaming error than he could possibly have created from leaving it alone.
However, if he missed the prattle, it would have a "living in the past" switch for the occasional flashback
To err is human....to play is divine
Sorry, Bob Scratchit, it is because of our 'pointless whining' that the NGE SWG has been slowly dying, that Bioware will soon be announcing the new Kotor III Online and that, finally, Sony will sell off Smedley, SOE and people like you to the Bangalore bunch. What will they say to you then, fanboi, as they close down your NGE SWG because the lincence has expired or because dwindling player numbers don't make it economic to continue the game? 'Thank you. Come again' probably.
I would give smed a star warsy and iconic BUDDY TOKEN.
I imagine the look on his face would resemble that of every 6 year old on christmas morning when they open a present to find out it is socks or underwear. You know, that look that slightly verges on crying due to ultimate letdown, but just not enough. That look on his face would be his present to me.
a swift kick in the ass and a pink slip.
Smed owns such an impant already , since long ago and in heavy use since CU/NGE , it helps against complains but causing empty servers.
LOL you wanna ruin him more with your tricky x-mas gift seems , please please go ahead ...hahaha
some filter against daylight and against get moved maybe too ? and he even won't notice how he ended up in Bangladesh, he will be very thankfull hahaha
-----MY-TERMS-OF-USE--------------------------------------------------
$OE - eternal enemy of online gaming
-We finally WON !!!! 2011 $OE accepted that they have been fired 2005 by the playerbase and closed down ridiculous NGE !!
"There was suppression of speech and all kinds of things between disturbing and fascistic." Raph Koster (parted $OE)