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Your funniest Lineage 2 moment.

EnigmaEnigma Member UncommonPosts: 11,384

Since this game is going down the sh1tter fast, lets share some funny stories in game or official forum speaking.

I'll start

when the game first came out my character was a lvl 21 Dwarf.  She was pretty  much in the mines collecting bat fangs for some hard needed adena before going over to talking island to make brandishes and dirks.  I was there for about 30 minutes when, what I would call, the Love bots entered.  Needless to say we all know what bots do, so I petition a GM. 

Surprisingly, this GM answers me quit quickly. I informed him about these bots and he said "I know all about them. Ive been monitoring them for 7 days now" Basically that was jist of the conversation and he said "Trust me. We'll take care of it"

Well, the funny thing is, the GM did take care of it.  The next night on the official forums, a very worried chinese boy came on.  It was his very first post and he his English was very broken.  He claimed that his account just got banned and he was pleading to the GMs on the forums to unfreeze it.  Being curious, I asked what his name was ingame.  He replied Love001.  The joy that rose up from the loins to my heart was indescribable. 

I then replied:  I was responsible for you being ban.  Take pleasure in knowing it was me that did this to you.  I then told him my in game name.  He then went from worried, politle little school boy to enraged scared kid as he recognized my name.  I simply replied "That's what you get for kill stealing you little fart"

He then proceeded to say how those weren't bots but his dorm mates.  He has 8 dorm mates and they play on the same account.  This also explained how the Lovebots managed to be online 24/7.  Then I and several other posters replied "well, sharing your account is a banable offense anyways..so you still admitted your quilt and reason for being banned.

Then he layed the cards out.  lol, this is the honest truth:  He said the account was purchased and owned by their headmaster (principal of a boarding school) and they were kept in charge for collecting adena.  I then asked him if he was employed by his headmaster to collect adena so that his headmaster could make U.S. dollars on ebay.  The kid said he rather not talk about it and hadn't posted since.

That probably has to be the funniest experience I have ever had in Lineage 2 and that thread was by far the most entertaining I have ever seen when it comes to a bot exploiter getting caught.

People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.

Comments

  • BigPeelerBigPeeler Member Posts: 1,270

    lol thats some good quality stuff right there ^^

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  • SputniikSputniik Member Posts: 31



    Originally posted by En1Gma

    Then he layed the cards out.  lol, this is the honest truth:  He said the account was purchased and owned by their headmaster (principal of a boarding school) and they were kept in charge for collecting adena.  I then asked him if he was employed by his headmaster to collect adena so that his headmaster could make U.S. dollars on ebay.  The kid said he rather not talk about it and hadn't posted since.



    Pfhahahah.. WTF?

  • noobletnooblet Member Posts: 2,274
    Huh?? wtf is a headmaster?? like the dorm leader or somethin??? werid stuff...lol. I sortve feal bad for him , he was probaly playing so that he could afford to eat some food , poor little guy..*sniff* Unless he started saying in-game ''GO'' ''PK U'' ''3'' ''2'' ''1'' . Lol then that little basterd deserved to be banned

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  • EnigmaEnigma Member UncommonPosts: 11,384



    Originally posted by nooblet
    Huh?? wtf is a headmaster?? like the dorm leader or somethin??? werid stuff...lol. I sortve feal bad for him , he was probaly playing so that he could afford to eat some food , poor little guy..*sniff* Unless he started saying in-game ''GO'' ''PK U'' ''3'' ''2'' ''1'' . Lol then that little basterd deserved to be banned

     



    A headmaster in Japan is a Principal for a public/private boarding school.  In his case he was in a boarding school meaning he went to school there and lived their and his high school principal was making some cash on the side employing his students to do it for him.

    lol, and yes this little guy used to say "you go now or PK" and :PK PK PK PK PK PK" he was a little sludgeball bot and adena farmer....he just got caught...probably got expelled from the school too. oh well lol

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  • KatteKvinneKatteKvinne Member Posts: 5

    My funniest Lineage 2 moment must have been the moment i quit.

  • ramadinramadin Member Posts: 1,304

    I beta tested L2 and hated every minute of it.  So the funniest moment was when my wife came home with L2 retail version and expected me to be happy.

     

     

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  • EnigmaEnigma Member UncommonPosts: 11,384



    Originally posted by ramadin

    I beta tested L2 and hated every minute of it.  So the funniest moment was when my wife came home with L2 retail version and expected me to be happy.
     



    lol, ouch I hoped they let you return it

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  • OnnidrahOnnidrah Member Posts: 56
    poor u

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  • archonfuryarchonfury Member Posts: 139

    My funniest moment is when I scammed 5 million adena and put it togeter with mine to make 13 million adena on a dwarf and I sold it on ebay for 395 bucks.

    Jelious? Good. >B=()

    (Lineage sucks)

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  • Phear-MePhear-Me Member Posts: 24

    My funniest moment came about 15 minutes after giving away all my stuff and logging off for the last time.

    I was checking out other games to try and my outlook mail indicator came on. I checked it and it was from NCSoft. They decided to reimburse me lost experience from a previous petition.

    I did no quit over the lost experiience. I had a client crash and when I came back, I was dead, even though I was not in battle or a hostile area when I died. I petitioned and after a few days, they said they showed that I did indeed die legitimately. I asked what killed me, and they thanked me for playing. I thought they closed the petition.

    I quit when Dhevrin indicated that the exploit fixes were not included in C1 due to management decisions in Korea. He also discussed how diffiicult it was for the NA team to be listened to by the parent company. I decided I didn't want to fund a company that didn't want to earn my business.

    Too bad, cause L ][ is possibly the greastest game of all time, but the management has to be the worst of all time. They refuse to take a stand on many in-your-face exploits. I saw people setting up stores with text advertising Adena selling websites. How obvious can you get.

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  • EnigmaEnigma Member UncommonPosts: 11,384



    Originally posted by Phear-Me

    , but the management has to be the worst of all time. They refuse to take a stand on many in-your-face exploits. I saw people setting up stores with text advertising Adena selling websites. How obvious can you get.



    Its true.  The NAmerican DEVs for NCsoft has to be the sorriest bunch of people I have ever seen in any business setting much less a mmorpg.  I honestly think they have no pull in this game whatsoever!

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  • MakestroMakestro Member Posts: 218

    lol during beta there was this guy with 2 accounts... ig gludio or what ever its name was he set up his 2 account.... one with 3 worthless items priced at a pretty high price,,, and on the other side he set up hios chara looking for these items priced at an uber ammount of money...

    the catch was the chara looking to buy the item had no adena on him so these people would go buy these utems looking to get rich quick and end up with a worthless item...

    i was laughing so hard hearing peope complain about this.... made my day

     

    but besides that the day my friend bought the game and 3 days later said he just wasted all his money on a PoS game was funny also

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  • FuKiSuKFuKiSuK Member Posts: 18

    Friend played a dwarf to level 9 and thought the game was crappy

  • EnigmaEnigma Member UncommonPosts: 11,384



    Originally posted by FuKiSuK

    Friend played a dwarf to level 9 and thought the game was crappy



    lol thats pretty funny...its funny cuz you can hit level 9 in one night....however, it took me to level 35 to realize the game was crappy image. Your friend may have been smarter than I

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