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She only luvs me for my pwnsauce.

So I met this chic at a partie ya dig. She be really feelin the game sene. So I's tellin her bout my faction in MXO and my leet arena team in Wow. Now this chic is totally feelin me and asks to see my arena team and faction. So i log on to my boi's account cus like I dont actualy have a wow account ya underdig. and she was like totaly repressed. So a few weeks go bie and I's smahin it every day and then my boi acidently tell this chic the accounts ain't mine but like I still pwn in MXO cus I luv the dope a55 RP.

So the chic leaves me says i'S A lyar ya underdig. This chic is totitaly playa hatin and is jus out therr lookin for the leet brovas to get down wit. That AINT RIGHT MAN. Chics shoold be wit u weather or not you be "leet" they gotta be down for yo crown ya underdig?

 

She only luved me for my pwnsauce, it be her loss ya smell me?

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  • ZikielZikiel Member Posts: 1,138

    I'd say there are other girls out there.. but this is the internet, we know that isn't true. Look at it like this, if we observe the Rule of the Internet, then she was really a he.. you'll find your Trinity some day.

  • xxthecorexxxxthecorexx Member Posts: 1,078

    maybe she just didn't understand what the hell you were talking about.

     

    and i find it strange you'd try to impress her with a MxO toon rather than with that "Lade" with squished twinkies on the seats, but whaeva.

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  • Shifty360Shifty360 Member Posts: 629

    Werd

  • n25phillyn25philly Member Posts: 1,317
    Originally posted by neolivesftw


    So I met this chic at a partie ya dig. She be really feelin the game sene. So I's tellin her bout my faction in MXO and my leet arena team in Wow. Now this chic is totally feelin me and asks to see my arena team and faction. So i log on to my boi's account cus like I dont actualy have a wow account ya underdig. and she was like totaly repressed. So a few weeks go bie and I's smahin it every day and then my boi acidently tell this chic the accounts ain't mine but like I still pwn in MXO cus I luv the dope a55 RP.
    So the chic leaves me says i'S A lyar ya underdig. This chic is totitaly playa hatin and is jus out therr lookin for the leet brovas to get down wit. That AINT RIGHT MAN. Chics shoold be wit u weather or not you be "leet" they gotta be down for yo crown ya underdig?
     
    She only luved me for my pwnsauce, it be her loss ya smell me?

    knowing that these people are alive makes me want to commit suicide

    member of imminst.org

  • brutalcakesbrutalcakes Member Posts: 18

    Originally posted by n25philly

    Originally posted by neolivesftw


    So I met this chic at a partie ya dig. She be really feelin the game sene. So I's tellin her bout my faction in MXO and my leet arena team in Wow. Now this chic is totally feelin me and asks to see my arena team and faction. So i log on to my boi's account cus like I dont actualy have a wow account ya underdig. and she was like totaly repressed. So a few weeks go bie and I's smahin it every day and then my boi acidently tell this chic the accounts ain't mine but like I still pwn in MXO cus I luv the dope a55 RP.
    So the chic leaves me says i'S A lyar ya underdig. This chic is totitaly playa hatin and is jus out therr lookin for the leet brovas to get down wit. That AINT RIGHT MAN. Chics shoold be wit u weather or not you be "leet" they gotta be down for yo crown ya underdig?
     
    She only luved me for my pwnsauce, it be her loss ya smell me?

    knowing that these people are alive makes me want to commit suicide

    Make sure you go down the road not across the street

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359
    Originally posted by n25philly

    Originally posted by neolivesftw


    So I met this chic at a partie ya dig. She be really feelin the game sene. So I's tellin her bout my faction in MXO and my leet arena team in Wow. Now this chic is totally feelin me and asks to see my arena team and faction. So i log on to my boi's account cus like I dont actualy have a wow account ya underdig. and she was like totaly repressed. So a few weeks go bie and I's smahin it every day and then my boi acidently tell this chic the accounts ain't mine but like I still pwn in MXO cus I luv the dope a55 RP.
    So the chic leaves me says i'S A lyar ya underdig. This chic is totitaly playa hatin and is jus out therr lookin for the leet brovas to get down wit. That AINT RIGHT MAN. Chics shoold be wit u weather or not you be "leet" they gotta be down for yo crown ya underdig?
     
    She only luved me for my pwnsauce, it be her loss ya smell me?

    knowing that these people are alive makes me want to commit suicide

    I was actually considering the opposite and making an exception to my pro-life view to prevent such occurrences from happening in the future.

  • AstropuyoAstropuyo Member RarePosts: 2,178

    It's okay G, here is the thing.

    Next time you tell that girl that if she doesn't come back this very instant you will post bad things about her on myspace.

    Then do so anyways.

     

    Women love that.

    Blackmail keeps the woman around.

     

    (Fyi to  the guy wishing him suicide and the such, read context of post....notice it's obviously a joke, and go wish people to kill themselves on some facebook or myspace post. Really wtf is wrong with you)

  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    Player hatin? You not even a player. A simple lie to get a girl out her panties. You might have earned experience points, but you still haven't leveled.

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  • Keebs1984Keebs1984 Member Posts: 1,356

    This has to be a joke thread. . .

    Seriously.

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  • AstropuyoAstropuyo Member RarePosts: 2,178

    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X


    Player hatin? You not even a player. A simple lie to get a girl out her panties. You might have earned experience points, but you still haven't leveled.

    A simple truth is better. No need to cover your ass later.

    Atleast thats my level 26 cents.

  • brutalcakesbrutalcakes Member Posts: 18

    Originally posted by Keebs1984


    This has to be a joke thread. . .
    Seriously.

    clearly a serious thread.

    To the OP stay away from e-skanks!

  • n25phillyn25philly Member Posts: 1,317
    Originally posted by brutalcakes


     
    Originally posted by Keebs1984


    This has to be a joke thread. . .
    Seriously.

     

    clearly a serious thread.

    To the OP stay away from e-skanks!

    or send them my way...

    member of imminst.org

  • QazeQaze Member Posts: 247

    Originally posted by neolivesftw


    So I met this chic at a partie ya dig. She be really feelin the game sene. So I's tellin her bout my faction in MXO and my leet arena team in Wow. Now this chic is totally feelin me and asks to see my arena team and faction. So i log on to my boi's account cus like I dont actualy have a wow account ya underdig. and she was like totaly repressed. So a few weeks go bie and I's smahin it every day and then my boi acidently tell this chic the accounts ain't mine but like I still pwn in MXO cus I luv the dope a55 RP.
    So the chic leaves me says i'S A lyar ya underdig. This chic is totitaly playa hatin and is jus out therr lookin for the leet brovas to get down wit. That AINT RIGHT MAN. Chics shoold be wit u weather or not you be "leet" they gotta be down for yo crown ya underdig?
     
    She only luved me for my pwnsauce, it be her loss ya smell me?
    I read this post and thought "This has got to be the same guy behind the 'I gotz a new truck a smell me' thread", and I just checked and it is!

    WTF is this idiot doing on this forum?

     

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  • GodliestGodliest Member Posts: 3,486

    You deserve a fail picture.
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  • AstropuyoAstropuyo Member RarePosts: 2,178

    Originally posted by Godliest


    You deserve a fail picture.


    Classic.

  • pirateerpirateer Member UncommonPosts: 219


    Originally posted by neolivesftw

    So I met this chic at a partie ya dig. She be really feelin the game sene. So I's tellin her bout my faction in MXO and my leet arena team in Wow. Now this chic is totally feelin me and asks to see my arena team and faction. So i log on to my boi's account cus like I dont actualy have a wow account ya underdig. and she was like totaly repressed. So a few weeks go bie and I's smahin it every day and then my boi acidently tell this chic the accounts ain't mine but like I still pwn in MXO cus I luv the dope a55 RP.
    So the chic leaves me says i'S A lyar ya underdig. This chic is totitaly playa hatin and is jus out therr lookin for the leet brovas to get down wit. That AINT RIGHT MAN. Chics shoold be wit u weather or not you be "leet" they gotta be down for yo crown ya underdig?

    She only luved me for my pwnsauce, it be her loss ya smell me?


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