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This should get me totallLy banned now ( LOL)
ZAGAN
Member Posts: 236
Life.
| On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?' And God agreed again. On the fourth day, God created man and said: 'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.' But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?' 'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.' So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service. |
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Comments
Grinding away 20 years, and slaving away another 40 for some dead end job to feed your worthless family. Ending up in some cesspool of a retirement home, too old to wipe your own ass, that is insanity.
Lol, you have my permission to start over again.. only this time round do it right or is that left.
Really great, made me laugh, thanks.
I don't see how this would get someone banned... it's neither offensive or funny...
Haha that won't get you banned.
Go argue on one of the game forums, and someone will eventually report you for being off-topic.
I'm already at
Shifty360 - 0
MMORPG Moderators - 2
Both times for being off topic so there must be a loophole because people get it to work.
Good thing it isn't best out of 3.
Your post is true, though. Good stuff
(i'm going to go cross my fingers that this post was on-topic before the forum police come)
Quite fun post, made me smile slightly. A good hint of mans greed. Would've been better if you would've kept the normal font though.
A very good joke i felt.
Tho the Text is a bit.......Odd.
Another great example of Moore's Law. Give people access to that much space (developers and users alike) and they'll find uses for it that you can never imagine. "640K ought to be enough for anybody" - Bill Gates 1981
SO VERY TRUE! I Am Enlightened.
BOB
At many of the forums I've been to, that alone is reason enough
So the solution is to never marry or have children, and enjoy your eternal bachelorhood.
At least that's my plan.