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A Bit of Levity
EasyE
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I thought these forums could use a little picker-upper, so I've started this thread so that people can create their own Chaos Gods for either the Warhammer Universe or for our very own.
To start, my first God would have to be
Jingleth: Chaos God of the anger people have when they lose their keys.
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Good topic.
Finglii - Chaos God of Road Rage Finger
Azzkiri- Chaos God of Ass Kicking
Neezk - The Chaos unladen swallow bird god.
Keirik - The Chaos god of anger towards slow driving old folks with nice sports cars.
Keegzan - The Chaos god of spontaneous and uninvoked erections.
Particularly because I'd like to see some of his worshippers...uh...trying to "invoke" an erection.
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Kethar - Chaos god who doesn't know what his powers are.
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Give me a good skill based sandbox game, and i'll give you a cookie!
Hormonar: Chaos God of awkward first dates.
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Blitzgraalirg: Chaos God of anger against those that talk too fast too soon and who don't read past the 2nd line (hence not understanding your point of view - happens alot in forums...).
PS: loved the spontaneous unwanted erection one
Peerling : Chaos God of peer, the most evil and hated Gods of chatting...random disconnects and evil laughter!!!
BigBirtha: Chaos God of confused transgenders and horder of donuts, the bane to police officers and dunken donut fans every where!!
Sofakinglag: Chaos God of Lagyness or how to blame someone's worthless PC and/or connection ("lag") when that same person whines about it.
(ok "Sofa King" was LAGERLY borrowed from another thread... you guys know what I'm talking about!)
Arghbad - Chaos God of bad god names.
Utarefson: Chaos god of all the other chaos God
Creativity : The ability to transcend traditional ideas, rules, patterns, relationships, or the like, and to create meaningful new ideas, forms, methods or interpretations; using originality, progressiveness, or imagination.
Gasaritise-Chaos god of Uncontollable Bowel Movements In Public
Dingy-Chaos God of the Dingel Berry
Bucky-Chaos god of the two front teeth on a person that they use to skin people alive with
Orzangetx - The God of everything that's orange, I'm his disciple.
Cringe-a-LeDouche: God of all the Legolas (and all incarnations of the name) NE's that I hope stay far away from WAR!
MMO Vet since AOL Neverwinter Nights circa 1992. My MMO beat up your MMO. =S
Stelthino - God who punishes MMORPG creators when they decide not to have stealth in their game
Instancio - God who punishes MMORPG creators who put instanced capture the flag games in their MMORPGS
Awkwhorne- Cousin of Khorne and Chaos God of awkward homosexual cousins of Chaos Gods.
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Oh! And we totally forgot about this one!!
Noobläargh: Chaos God of all Mighty Noobishness, all Low Lvls players and all Noobs - that means He was our God at a certain point.
Aeiriolgas - Chaos God of swollen milk ducts.
Santa - god of making people forget about jesus !
Xaoh Redroep: Chaos God of making believe in a very cheesy way that you can preorder WAR CE.
Pantosextremisembras-god of embrassing stains in unfortunate places.
Irriturgish- Little brother of Nurgle and Chaos God of that damned scab you can't stop picking at...
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