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paulscottpaulscott Member Posts: 5,613

I gratefully extend to all Britains a nice bottle/can of rootbeer, rootbeer floats, and a few rootbeer candies.

Image leaching thanks to: thebarqsman.com/ 

No tricks or anything the soda flavor is quite popular in NA there's no way you could possibly not like it despite the fact that in all of London(and Britain) there are only a handful of places to get a hold of any brand of rootbeer.  Despite the name it's not alcoholic and is a perfectly normal soda, ideal for giving to your loved ones(if they're native) or even the perfect gift to your boss.  While traveling abroad(to Britain and some neighboring areas) you will find it difficult to find this smooth, seasoned, and carmelly drink for your enjoyment.  This excellent flavor of soda that fails to be popularized is clearly a story of the man keeping the people down.   Not that you would want to drink the soda yourself since the face of anyone in this horrible rootbeerless area will be something wonderful to see after their first sip*.

 

*Basically the flavors used in particular Sassfras and two others (flavors of rootbeer).  are the same things used to flavor their medicine.  As such you'll be bringing forth all the memories that your said victium would have when taking some medicines(and the feeling of being sick) and all the memories of being in a hospital.  Truely a face worth treasuring forever and ever.

disclaimer:  this is not an advertisement for the aforementioned sites and/or businesses just using resources and elaborating on a point.   The author also does not take any responibilty for the fallout of the actions of the reader and the reactions of their victiums, this is in no way a recommendation for something to do(even if it would be funny as hell).  and I figured attempting to sound legal would be funny.

edit: bleh sentance order is retarded, clearly something only I could write.

I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.

Comments

  • baffbaff Member Posts: 9,457

    What percentage is it?

  • LaserwolfLaserwolf Member Posts: 2,383

    They drink Ginger Beer instead. Personally I have never liked the flavor of Ginger or I might think the stuff is decent. I've been experimenting recently with lots of English/Irish/Scottish types of food(Has Cost Alot), and realized that their food isn't necessarily "blander", but rather they enjoy a whole different range of textures and flavors than we do here in the US. Kind of like the difference between Eastern(Asian) food and Western Food. I think French and German still fall under Western, but the UK has their own little niche.

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  • paulscottpaulscott Member Posts: 5,613

    high enough that it's harder to find a good root beer than some random illeagal drug.  not a real statistic but if it takes a few months to to find a store that sells  a random brand of rootbeer it must be hated by everyone that has tried the stuff.

    If I remember correctly sassfras is used to flavor their aspirin.   So pretty much everyone would hate it if I were to place my bets.

    I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.

  • baffbaff Member Posts: 9,457

    Flavoured aspirin?

    Alcohol free beer?

     

    How foreign are you lot?

     

     

    Ginger Beer goes with either whiskey, or vodka and lime to make Moscow Mule.

  • RezoraRezora Member Posts: 43

    Ginger Beer is superior.

  • vickypollardvickypollard Member Posts: 305

    Both are nasty.... wy not just drink a nice pint of Guinness?

  • paulscottpaulscott Member Posts: 5,613

    every pill has to have some sort of filler in it.

    I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.

  • FlemFlem Member UncommonPosts: 2,870

    I think a few of you seem to think Rootbeer and Ginger Beer are one in the same or similar.  Wrong, Rootbeer is also known as Sarsaparilla, nothing like Ginger Beer.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Root_beer

     

  • hazmatshazmats Member Posts: 1,081


    Originally posted by baff
    Flavoured aspirin?
    Alcohol free beer?

    How foreign are you lot?


    Ginger Beer goes with either whiskey, or vodka and lime to make Moscow Mule.

    it's not beer. It's soda.

  • baffbaff Member Posts: 9,457

    Originally posted by hazmats


     

    Originally posted by baff

    Flavoured aspirin?

    Alcohol free beer?



    How foreign are you lot?





    Ginger Beer goes with either whiskey, or vodka and lime to make Moscow Mule.

     

    it's not beer. It's soda.

    How unmanly.

  • BlazinBladesBlazinBlades Member Posts: 1,214

    Soda pop its all the same why are we talking about Root Beer and actual Beer, plus what is the point of Alcohol free anything. People are really strange. Bring it on down now.

    Damn byotch dat aint no friggn moon fool, dat be a friggn space station byotch.

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