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Chuck Norris on teenagers hitlist

 Source: www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/04/11/chuck_norris_highlights_warning_signs_af

 

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Veteran tough guy Chuck Norris has urged Americans not to ignore "warning signs" on sinister hit lists after his name featured on one. The star's name was reportedly among those marked for death in a note written by two juniors at Pennsauken High School in New Jersey. The teenagers have since been arrested.

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*face palm* Where is this world headed?

 

The Second Day Vet

Comments

  • RajaiRajai Member UncommonPosts: 331

    Maybe they just had enough of Barrens chat..

    Trump 2016

  • baffbaff Member Posts: 9,457

    Do you think they could take him?

     

    Vin Diesal wouldn't be scared.

  • EnigmaEnigma Member UncommonPosts: 11,384

    I blame shitty parents, doctors who prescribe children anti depressant medication, and liberal lawmakers.

    People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912

    Chuck Norris would hit them so hard, it'd be years before they relearned to talk enough to say "Ouch!!".

  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239

    Originally posted by Zorvan


    Chuck Norris would hit them so hard, it'd be years before they relearned to talk enough to say "Ouch!!".
    I am so sick of chuck norris jokes that it cannot be described.

    I dont want to kill him, but there is nothing so special about that man that any well placed shot from any modern firearm would not take care of.

    But I highly doubt that they were seriously going to try this.

     

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    98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature.

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Vampir


     
    Originally posted by Zorvan


    Chuck Norris would hit them so hard, it'd be years before they relearned to talk enough to say "Ouch!!".
    I am so sick of chuck norris jokes that it cannot be described.

     

    I dont want to kill him, but there is nothing so special about that man that any well placed shot from any modern firearm would not take care of.

    But I highly doubt that they were seriously going to try this.

     

    I'm tired of them, too. But considering the topic of the thread, I figured I might as well be the one to throw one out first.

  • phatpeteyphatpetey Member Posts: 323

    Chuck Norris ROXXXXXX

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  • BigdavoBigdavo Member UncommonPosts: 1,863
    Originally posted by Vampir


     
    Originally posted by Zorvan


    Chuck Norris would hit them so hard, it'd be years before they relearned to talk enough to say "Ouch!!".
    I am so sick of chuck norris jokes that it cannot be described.

     

    I dont want to kill him, but there is nothing so special about that man that any well placed shot from any modern firearm would not take care of.

    But I highly doubt that they were seriously going to try this.

     



    Chuck Norris' roundhouse is faster than bullets.

    O_o o_O

  • BlazinBladesBlazinBlades Member Posts: 1,214

    Originally posted by Vampir


     
    Originally posted by Zorvan


    Chuck Norris would hit them so hard, it'd be years before they relearned to talk enough to say "Ouch!!".
    I am so sick of chuck norris jokes that it cannot be described.

     

    I dont want to kill him, but there is nothing so special about that man that any well placed shot from any modern firearm would not take care of.

    But I highly doubt that they were seriously going to try this.

     

    You do not grasp that Chuck Norris can catch flying bullet with teeth. You should be mindful of your words for Chuck Norris knows all and he may be displeased and have to spin round house kick your head off. Bring it on down now.

    Damn byotch dat aint no friggn moon fool, dat be a friggn space station byotch.

  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239
    Originally posted by phatpetey


    Chuck Norris ROXXXXXX



    the fact that he agree's with me and is currently sueing the people who wrote/published a lot of these "Facts" in no way makes people who repeat them look stupid.

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    98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature.

  • ThriftThrift Member Posts: 1,783
    Originally posted by Rajai


    Maybe they just had enough of Barrens chat..



    Lmao it was only a matter of time before someone had enough

  • CeredwynnCeredwynn Member Posts: 124

    Originally posted by Bigdavo

    Originally posted by Vampir


     
    Originally posted by Zorvan


    Chuck Norris would hit them so hard, it'd be years before they relearned to talk enough to say "Ouch!!".
    I am so sick of chuck norris jokes that it cannot be described.

     

    I dont want to kill him, but there is nothing so special about that man that any well placed shot from any modern firearm would not take care of.

    But I highly doubt that they were seriously going to try this.

     



    Chuck Norris' roundhouse is faster than bullets.

    hold on is everyone forgetting that Chuck NOrris is made steel, he just has to stand there and laugh.

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  • GodliestGodliest Member Posts: 3,486


    Originally posted by Rajai
    Maybe they just had enough of Barrens chat..

    Or any other chat in WoW for all that matters, although the Barrens is probably the one to drive people nuts fastest.

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