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OMG I dreamt I got ganked in AOC last night
melmoth1
Member Posts: 762
Now this is getting serious guys - this game has invaded my dreams.
I was playing last night (in my dreams) and I was on my mount and these two nasty gankers on mounts rode straight at me and threw a few hacks. I ran and they gave chase, their grating hyena voices calling me a "noobtard" and how I was gonna get "pwned" and how they would "wear my skin like a glove".
Now I took a note of their names when I woke up and if I spot you retards in the real game then it's payback. I will wear YOU like a glove mutherlickers.
Regards
Melmoth
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wearing anybody like a glove kinda freaks me out
I'll be sure to gank you ingame, whats your usual game names?
Loud music and pking, !@#$ OFF IM BUSY
"Sometimes, things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. People are basically good. Honor, courage, virtue mean everything. Power and money, money and power mean nothing. Good always triumphs over evil. Love, True Love Never Dies."
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hahaha
haven't playd since pvp beta weekend (2 days ago)
aaaaaaaaah funcom please HELP give me my crack
cant stop thinking about aoc I got to keep myself busy all the time (masturbating) lol
I will reveal my names here after launch. If you reciprocate then I will take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs Pain and serve you up some violent quiche.
(btw your post made me laugh!)
Cheers!
MMO Vet since AOL Neverwinter Nights circa 1992. My MMO beat up your MMO. =S
Might this happen to all AoC fans eventually? They will become psychotic because AoC will invade their dreams with bloodlust and death?
Lol just kidding. But really...funny post!
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A human and an Elf get captured by Skaven. The rat-men are getting ready to shoot the first hostage with Dwarf-made guns when he yells, "Earthquake!" The naturally nervous Skaven run and hide from the imaginary threat. He escapes. The Skaven regroup and bring out the Elf. Being very smart, the Elf has figured out what to do. When the Skaven get ready to shoot, the Elf, in order to scare them, yells, "Fire!"
Order of the White Border.
"Now this is getting serious guys - this game has invaded my dreams."
lmao, I don't know why but I could easily see someting like that being done in a sketch for SNL.
Then Christopher Walkens comes in, "Dammit Billy! It needs moar cowbell!"
OMG I had the same dream, instead I was one of the guys on the horse and the one whos saying hes gonna wear you is my buddy leatherface.
That's original. "Im gonna wear your skin as a glove" XD
Already like this thread.
The speed of the mole and the power of steel is my weapon
i was day dreaming yesterday that i was on my barbarian, just sitting on some random rock stealthed when some ppl passed by, so i followed them. They started attacking what looked like a pretty serious mob. so i let them wear down a bit and wear the mob down a bit, and once they were low i struck. I ganked them of their mob and killed the mob and /danced on their corpses
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-General Patton