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What's the next best thing to waking up next to a beautiful woman?
Talemire
Member UncommonPosts: 842
Waking up to MMORPG history! Lol Or wait...do I have it switched around? jk 
Love the sinner, hate the sin.
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Waking up next to a beautiful woman would be scary. I'd wonder what happened to my husband.
Oh, that's an easy one.
The only thing better than waking up next to a beautiful woman is waking up inbetween two beautiful women. Duh...
+ win
I woke up this morning to having the Age of Conan dvd case on my privates... it's was very nice...
I'll say it before anyone else does, you all know someone is gonna say it.
IN GAME TITTIES OMG YAY BOOBZ
Besides that, I'd have to agree, waking up between two beautiful women is much better.
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A human and an Elf get captured by Skaven. The rat-men are getting ready to shoot the first hostage with Dwarf-made guns when he yells, "Earthquake!" The naturally nervous Skaven run and hide from the imaginary threat. He escapes. The Skaven regroup and bring out the Elf. Being very smart, the Elf has figured out what to do. When the Skaven get ready to shoot, the Elf, in order to scare them, yells, "Fire!"
Order of the White Border.
Waking up with a beautiful woman and playing Age of Conan doesn't mix so well
You are a filthy whore!
-Jive
A good dump!
ROFL yeah, sorry ladies. I didn't think about how it would feel if YOU woke up next to a woman. Lol *turns red*
waking up with your cat licking your toes, but then you realize it's a beautiful girl licking your toes. Then your like...wtf are you a dog or something? Then you realize it's a dream. So then you actually wake up with a naked girl holding the CE version of AoC. Now that would be awesome.
Total time played: 9125 Days, 21 Hours, 29 Minutes, 27 Seconds
Time played this level: 39 Days, 1 Hour, 24 Minutes, 5 Seconds
Lol +1
I feel robbed...I woke up to a miniature weiner dog licking my face...
I would rather wake up surrounded by mounds of cash. I could then just go out and produce my own show: "Who wants to marry a billionaire with a miniature weiner"!
MMO Vet since AOL Neverwinter Nights circa 1992. My MMO beat up your MMO. =S
Props vmoped that was creative, something I lack lol.
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A human and an Elf get captured by Skaven. The rat-men are getting ready to shoot the first hostage with Dwarf-made guns when he yells, "Earthquake!" The naturally nervous Skaven run and hide from the imaginary threat. He escapes. The Skaven regroup and bring out the Elf. Being very smart, the Elf has figured out what to do. When the Skaven get ready to shoot, the Elf, in order to scare them, yells, "Fire!"
Order of the White Border.
Patch up people
Sleeping in and not waking up until later...
Waking up next to a high-end PC waiting for you to log into AoC ? :P
J/k.
What's the next best thing to waking up next to a beautiful woman?
Waking up in a harem full of beautiful women worshipping you? ;P
Tried that ended up getting up and made coffee, now to watch the clock.
Since the woman of my dreams is traveling around the world until August, I'm going to have to say the best thing in the world to wake up to is barbaric slaughter and mayhem! By Crom! Less than an hour to go!!
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'Cry Havoc, and Let Loose the Dogs of WARRRRR!!!'
pure win.
"The reality of the poor in America isn't the difference between The Haves and The Have Nots, it is the difference between The Haves and The Have Lots."
Lol too funny WiccanCircle. You are quite the character.
Next best best thing to waking up next to a woman is knowing you can have delicious Sex again!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love being Married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHH-RAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Played : WOW, LOTRO, COH/COV, EQ2, SWG, and WAR.
Playing EVE Online and AOC.
Wtg for SW:TOR and WOD
lol
I'd say the night before would be better...
Rising Arms.
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Rethaul, Dark Templar and squad leader of Scions of War
Well this is depressing. Me and my GF recently separated for awhile. So now I wake up alone.. thanks you guys.. thanks a lot
Anyway, next best thing.. has to be a good dump.. hands down..