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The Most Extremely Penultimate Cutesy Asian Grinder
Kurush
Member Posts: 1,303
You guys might think this is a joke, but it's not. This is serious. We are on the cusp of something big. Nay, something monumental. A grand revolution is coming, and it shall put the bloated, decadent kingdom of Cuteania to the torch. When the fires die, and the weak and infirm have perished in the flames of war, two grand titans will remain, their armor caked in the blood and entrails of their fallen foes.
Hello Kitty Online
Ragnarok Online 2
Both of these games will be coming to the Americas soon, and when they do, they will again clash. It will put all former battles to shame. WoW vs EQ2. AoC vs WAR. Duke Nukem Forever vs Darkfall. These struggles shall pale in comparison to the bloodletting that will follow.
These games are the pinnacle of their genre. They are the GTA4 and MGS4 of cutesy Asian grinders. Yet as nerds are prone to say in a most lame and unironic way, "There can only be one." It may not be true, but I am not a man so weak as to be thwarted by reality.
Nobody can tell who will emerge as the new king. A lot of things are uncertain. I am not even certain whether this character is male or female. Every system in the game tells me that . . . "it" is male, but how can that be? For the love of all that is good and holy, somebody tell me how that can be.
End communication.
Comments
2 thumbs up, would read again.
It's male because 90% of it's flesh isn't showing.
Now with 57.3% more flames!
You stole what I was going to say, :choice words of a joking insult here:.
I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.
Wow...if male avatars are that cute, the female avatars must be really, really cute
Ragnarok Online 2 will crush Hello Kitty!!! It will run it over like when a stray cat thinks behind your car is a safe hiding spot. You remember the annoyance of non-instantaneous travel? Well RO2 puts it in. There is so much more to RO2 then Hello Kitty. Dynamic Quests, position based combat, Massive equipment customization. However, it doesn't have any of that weakling crafting stuff.
weakling crafting stuff???? Debates which custom crafted dagger to use...
I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.
Some peoples idea of cute is... boggling, at best...
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the female toon couldn't be posted because anyone over the age of 10 would be instantly blinded and suffer horrible headaches and yes, in some instances they...
... would be melted.
seriously though. kids are already getting into MMO's at a disturbingly young age. my adopted sister not even in kindergaten is playing an online game very much like neopets where she controls the life and death of a poor little reindeer. My step cousins play MMO's and they aren't even in middle school. Parents, take your kids outside. Suffer the risk that the hole in the ozone layer provides, it's really not that bad. Except in some rare instances childern have been known...
... to be melted.