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Field Guide: Forum Trolls
kitsunegirl
Member Posts: 525
How to identify Forum Trolls, and the proper way to dispose of them. hehe
www.wired.com/gadgets/miscellaneous/commentary/alttext/2006/11/72119
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The Eternal Quitter
Just comes on the forum to let everyone know he's quitting for good and to spend a dozen paragraphs explaining why. Then does it again three months later.
Sample Quote: "For real, this time."
Punishment: Forced to actually quit.
O_o o_O
Ah a handy field guy for Trolls, thanks Kitsune. I will have to carry this the next time I go on a Safari into the harsh jungles known as "forums"!
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A human and an Elf get captured by Skaven. The rat-men are getting ready to shoot the first hostage with Dwarf-made guns when he yells, "Earthquake!" The naturally nervous Skaven run and hide from the imaginary threat. He escapes. The Skaven regroup and bring out the Elf. Being very smart, the Elf has figured out what to do. When the Skaven get ready to shoot, the Elf, in order to scare them, yells, "Fire!"
Order of the White Border.
I love this article. Also, posters here should be aware of a deadly ability of trolls on the mmorpg boards. It's a special attack called 'troll vomit' in which the forum troll begins spewing reeking bile as it compares the game of your choice to WoW.
haha, Ascension245434 what do you think you classify on the AoC forums? I'll go with all of the above. If you don't like AoC stay off the forum makay?
hehe...many of them are pretty damn funny!
Sample Quote: "You can't tell me a Mondlagarian Tiger Warrior is stronger than a Swamp Troll. That just doesn't make sense!"
About two paragraphs in I had already lol'd! Thanks or the link.
And yeah these forums are gonna get really bad the closer launch gets. Better hunker down.
haha, Ascension245434 what do you think you classify on the AoC forums? I'll go with all of the above. If you don't like AoC stay off the forum makay?
I dunno what's with you and numbers but it's Ascension08...and I don't not like AoC
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A human and an Elf get captured by Skaven. The rat-men are getting ready to shoot the first hostage with Dwarf-made guns when he yells, "Earthquake!" The naturally nervous Skaven run and hide from the imaginary threat. He escapes. The Skaven regroup and bring out the Elf. Being very smart, the Elf has figured out what to do. When the Skaven get ready to shoot, the Elf, in order to scare them, yells, "Fire!"
Order of the White Border.
LOL
that was very funny!
"The eternal quitter" HAHAHHAHAHA
that was entertaining, thanks for sharing