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Worst pickup lines?
Sare
Member Posts: 104
Yes, finally, something we all need, the pickup lines to never be used,post away, best 10 are on this post
Sample: 'Was your dad a terrorist? 'Cause you da bomb!'
1) "Hey, wanna fuck?"
2) "Hey, wanna drive my joy stick? Its small, but its what you do with it that counts"
3)"Hey I'm a guitarist, I broke my G-String, can I burrow yours?"
4)(in creepy voice)"Hey baby, get into my car and I'll show you the sweet stuff"
5) "You want to go out? I'll pay for gas?"
6) wanna see my pinky?
7) "Nice shoes.... wanna fuck?"
8) "You fit them jeans in all the right places."
9) Are you a runner? You keep running on my mind!
10)
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"Hey, wanna fuck?"
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In memory of Laura "Taera" Genender. Passed away on Aug/13/08 - Rest In Peace; you will not be forgotten
(in creepy voice)"Hey baby, get into my car and I'll show you the sweet stuff"
I hesitate to call it worst since it actually worked, but back in highschool when I was 15 trying to pick up a 16 year old who could drive:
"You want to go out? I'll pay for gas?"
I don't use pickup lines, I think they all are bad. I mean if you want to hear something clever then it's something that is thought up based on the situation and the spot, but I don't think it's worth it. I think a nice conversation, maybe a joke or two will get you in the right place. Also...personally I think the best hit line that you can possibly say to any girl you known for a 2+ days:
"You fit them jeans in all the right places."
-In memory of Laura "Taera" Genender. Passed away on Aug/13/08-
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I d rather buy a woman dinner instead of paying for gas nowadays. IMO it really is the worst pick up line, especially if it works you could spend a whole month regreting it
"Hey I'm a guitarist, I broke my G-String, can I burrow yours?"
Lol, I was gonna say that one.
O_o o_O
Are you a runner? You keep running on my mind!
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You *will* go home with me tonight.....
STOP WHINING!
Personal favourite (as I saw a guy who I'm 100% sure is as gay as the day is long use this on a girl):
"Honey, is that a mirror in your knickers (panties), because I can sure see myself in them!"
The most successful 'ice breaker' line I've ever found/used:
"Smile if you want a kiss."
Works a charm - you don't get a kiss, but you can guarantuee they smile, and from that moment onward you're totally in there.
And the most successful one-liner for actually getting a fuck I've ever seen, used by my friend at a field party out in the sticks:
"Hey darlin', this party fucking blows! Wanna go fuck in the woods?"
On two different girls, neither of which I would consider overly 'easy', that line worked in the same night. The party honestly wasn't that bad either!
Off the top of my head, other lines:
"Hey baby, let's play pearl harbor. I'll be America and you can be Japan." (the response) "huh?" "Well, I lie down, and you blow the fuck outta me."
"Hey baby.... *long pause*... F*cking hell..... I'm so sorry - I had a fantastic line, but I can't even think straight, I'm just starstruck looking at you."
"Get your coat love, you've pulled."
this works like 99% of the time
"hey baby, wanna ride in my new truck?"
her: "uhm.. sure? where too?"
"Down the road in that alley?"
her: "uhh?"
"damnit.."
(you turn around and walk away..
ororo!
this works like a charm
"How flexible do you think I am?"
her: "i dunno"
"well lets find out"
OMG ANOTHER ONE THAT I GOT OUT OF A BOook called
"im a bad ass, live for life and life will live or die for you due to uncessery risks that arent and shouldnt be taken to a high expense due to the extraordinary life of blue grass comedy" written by: Jochio Otio loki Tann (hes mongolian)
anyways!
go up to some random chick in the mall and be like..
"Hey! i got a quick question, do you think brown and black go together?"
if they say yes you say
"well im wearing black, will you be my brown?"
if they say no - you say
"oh! so you do want to tutor me in this fine art you call fashion?"
IT REALLY WORKS HOLY SHIT
Giggity Giggity Giggity.
"While swinging baseball bat" Sure is dark out here......
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, than move up to your belly button.
"Do you take karate? Cause your bodies kickin'!"
Used to say it all the time to my girlfriend, haha...always got a smile.
"The definition of over doesn't have to be, "The End"
"Hey do you watch Dateline NBC?... Oh you dont, ok well wanna come back to my place."
LOL, took me a while to get that one.
I love it! Thank you for that one.
"Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"
"Did you fall from heaven? Cause you got nice tits"
"Because it's easier to nitpick something than to be constructive." -roach5000
Yeah.... thats pretty hardcore right there.
YOUR SOME UGLY BI-ATCH!
If anyone, can make that work, I will grant them any wish (i can do that, just dont ask how, its my secret)
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Hrm. The absolute quickest way to turn a woman off right now . . .
"Hi, I'm John Edwards."
Excuse me, my dear. I'm in need of an opinion. Would you mind sampling my salami?
Do you raid this instance often? If that would ever work I would be amazed.