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Bright Wizard for me. But the wife demands we play greenskins...

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  • xzevexzeve Member Posts: 182

    just show her how pretty the highelfs live, how green the forests are, and how clever they seems. should be enough ladida pixi-fairy to win her over on your side :P

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  • MrVicchioMrVicchio Member Posts: 598
    Originally posted by EasyE


    Explain to her in minute detail how Greenskins eat, sleep, defecate and reproduce.
     
    That oughta get 'em them off her mind.

    I believe those are listed by her as part of the charm of the greenskins.

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  • MrVicchioMrVicchio Member Posts: 598
    Originally posted by xzeve


    just show her how pretty the highelfs live, how green the forests are, and how clever they seems. should be enough ladida pixi-fairy to win her over on your side :P
    BRING BLOOD FOR THE GOD OF MURDER!

    Uhm....

     

     

    She gagged reading that.  My wife wanted to be an Army Ranger growing up, not a ballerina.

     

    Thanks for the laugh though!

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  • HathiHathi Member Posts: 236

    Play a Chaos Magus..

    You can nuke like a Bright Wizard, play with your wife. All you have to do is change your motto to:

    "Kill em all and let Tzeentch sort em out!"

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  • TookyGTookyG Warhammer Online CorrespondentMember UncommonPosts: 1,115
    Originally posted by Hathi


    Play a Chaos Magus..
    You can nuke like a Bright Wizard, play with your wife. All you have to do is change your motto to:
    "Kill em all and let Tzeentch sort em out!"

     

    Beat me to it.  That was my suggestion as well.

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  • StuntyCrushaStuntyCrusha Member UncommonPosts: 108

    Actually might want to look at the Dark Elf Sorcerer instead, the Bright Wizard's polar opposite.  The Magus has recently been said to be closer in function to the stunty engineer.

  • darkscorpiondarkscorpion Member Posts: 89

    Ahhhh the good ole shackles of marriage.  Glad i never went down that path myself, good luck finding a solution to this one.  Sounds like she may be one of the " if you dont do what i want your i nthe dog house" type wife.

  • jzuskajzuska Member Posts: 418
    Originally posted by darkscorpion


    Ahhhh the good ole shackles of marriage.  Glad i never went down that path myself, good luck finding a solution to this one.  Sounds like she may be one of the " if you dont do what i want your i nthe dog house" type wife.

     

    Agreed. I much prefer my perm live in girlfriend. I can kick her out whenever, and she doesn't get half my stuff. As for kids.... well I fixed that little problem.

  • DrakEQ2DrakEQ2 Member Posts: 36

    Squig Herder ftw, Bright Wizards are definitely a riot, but SH is a fucking blast into outer space!

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  • AlienovrlordAlienovrlord Member Posts: 1,525
    Originally posted by MrVicchio 
    I'm 6'2", She's 5'1" and detests dorfs in anygame...
    I read her your post and got to "Perhaps your wife could trya  Dwarf?"  Before she... reacted negatively.

    Heh, well Dwarfs are not for everyone

    And anyone who likes the Greenskin 'lifestyle' will find it difficult to find anything with as much joyous craziness on the Order side.   That's because Warhammer is a world plagues by perpetual, unending , bloody combat - which is EXACTLY what Greenskins LOVE!

    Orcs are the only race in Warhammer that are actually happy   That's tough to beat.

    I think your best bet is play Destruction, let your wife play a Black Orc/Choppa and you play a Sorceress.  The Sorceress has almost the same mechanic as the Bright Wizard (dangerous magic that can blow up). 

    Plus that would make an awesome looking team

     

     

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