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how come humans dont bald-(down there) ?

i want to corner the market on pubic hair add-ons and products. sorta like spongebob, if his name is on it-he makes money!

so im thinking it will one day be fabulous or hip, chic to grow out hair just above the genitalia(im neat and trim kinda fellow) and braid it, soften it up with hair care products with my name on it- well not my name the product name. pay some celebrity with investment bankers bucks to publicize it- make it hip, chic- american idol.

my vision is hair above the genitalia, so long and beautiful it can reach up and wrap around your neck- like a true lions mane! but at the same time, smooth and not coarse. the possibilities are endless.

combs, brushes, shampoos

specialty items

...leer jets,

island hopping

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you are in violation

 

 

 

-I will subtlety invade your psyche-

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  • WolfenprideWolfenpride Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 3,988

    DX

    Pub's wrapped around the neck? That just ain't right

    Then again you may be on to somthing big here.. 

  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    Sorry bro, but I don't like chewbacca girls.

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  • TrizicTrizic Member Posts: 76

    .......

    Get the pitch forks and torches, we got werewolves to kill boys!

     (P.S. hair is bad if it ain't on your head, i ain't into your fantasy inter-species erotica lady!)

    "A stupid idea to you is the memory of a lifetime for me"

  • Matt269Matt269 Member Posts: 124

    Well I don't think many guys would like girls who had hair down there very long. Secondly,  other people's hair down there is not usually visible to everyone, so making all those hair products would probably not be necessary. But who knows, maybe in a few years it will become a trend. I myself hope it doesn't but that's me .  I have no idea why humans don't bald down there. It's a complete mystery to me. I should look that up.

     

     

  • Daz99Daz99 Member Posts: 6

    1. This is almost the most random thing i've ever read.

    2. Girls + Bushes = No No

  • VemoiVemoi Member Posts: 1,546

  • bluberryhazebluberryhaze Member Posts: 1,702

    my wife likes the idea.

    she says for me to grow it long and braid it so she can use it as a leash.

    woof woof

    -I will subtlety invade your psyche-

  • SyncrosonixSyncrosonix Member Posts: 341

    excuse me while i throw up.

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  • EnigmaEnigma Member UncommonPosts: 11,384

    watchoo talking 'bout

     

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  • grimweepergrimweeper Member Posts: 2,047

    i personally think your on to something i mean guys are already wearing pants that fall down their ass so in a couple of years the new fad will be for their penis's to hang out the front and and hygeine will be important so you could make products and hair styles for the second head!

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  • bluberryhazebluberryhaze Member Posts: 1,702
    Originally posted by grimweeper


    i personally think your on to something i mean guys are already wearing pants that fall down their ass so in a couple of years the new fad will be for their penis's to hang out the front and and hygeine will be important so you could make products and hair styles for the second head!



     

    this is what i was thinking. moreso the females. i can already almost see that beautiful hairline due to their jeans/shorts being so low accompanied by a belly shirt. guys need some risque- looks too!

    is pubic hair offensive? its just hair...i can see genitalia being a no-no, but not the hair.

    so, eventually it will be the new thing. im certain of it.

    now, how do i reap the rewards?...

    -I will subtlety invade your psyche-

  • SyncrosonixSyncrosonix Member Posts: 341

    i just do what the ladies do: i shave my pubes. started doing it since each lady i was seeing, i'd preach the clean shaved ways. i figured i'd better start practicing what i preach. after a relationship goes down the toilet, i'd like to let my pubes grow back. there's one problem....it itches too fucking much. i cannot deal with the itchiness.

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  • damond5031damond5031 Member UncommonPosts: 445

    Maybe you should come up with some way to combat pube odor...yeah like the kind you cant get rid of with shampoo alone ..My pubes smell like farts and are green....and the smell just will not go away. I have gone so far as to ignite a jet of hairspray onto my wee area to burn away the hair..and it just grows back and stinks....

  • andrelleandrelle Member Posts: 58

    All this talk of long-flowing pubes reminds me of the Rapunzel story.  In fact, there's a part in the fable  where she asks the enchantress who kept her captive why her dress was starting to feel a bit tight around the midsection.  In other words, the prince climbed up her hair and knocked her up.  Maybe you could use that in a commercial for your pubic hair care products.

  • grimweepergrimweeper Member Posts: 2,047
    Originally posted by damond5031


    Maybe you should come up with some way to combat pube odor...yeah like the kind you cant get rid of with shampoo alone ..My pubes smell like farts and are green....and the smell just will not go away. I have gone so far as to ignite a jet of hairspray onto my wee area to burn away the hair..and it just grows back and stinks....

     

    i hate that smell too especially the gouch area its this very wierd odor of well its unexplainable ....

    i too shave it all off on a weekly or more often basis.  i just feel clean after doing it and it just seems as though the ladies like it alot better....

    i know this post may seem very disgusting to some already but i just have to add this - does any one else hate their ass hairs? i am seriously considering waxing the inner part of the crack i mean just think 'no more dingleberries' or any of that other disgusting stuff...

    EDIT: 2k posts!!

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  • BodeusBodeus Member Posts: 516

    ok i dont know about the pubic comb over..but.. i cant believe Im gonna ask this.... Anyone ever been with someone who LIKES to have their pubic hair.. plucked? I mean gets off on it a bit..

  • BigdavoBigdavo Member UncommonPosts: 1,863
    Originally posted by grimweeper

    Originally posted by damond5031


    Maybe you should come up with some way to combat pube odor...yeah like the kind you cant get rid of with shampoo alone ..My pubes smell like farts and are green....and the smell just will not go away. I have gone so far as to ignite a jet of hairspray onto my wee area to burn away the hair..and it just grows back and stinks....

     

    i hate that smell too especially the gouch area its this very wierd odor of well its unexplainable ....

    i too shave it all off on a weekly or more often basis.  i just feel clean after doing it and it just seems as though the ladies like it alot better....

    i know this post may seem very disgusting to some already but i just have to add this - does any one else hate their ass hairs? i am seriously considering waxing the inner part of the crack i mean just think 'no more dingleberries' or any of that other disgusting stuff...

    EDIT: 2k posts!!



     

    WTF, maybe you two should try having a friggen shower every once in a while, the only time my crotch ever stinks is when I've sweated a lot and the sweat begins to dry.

    O_o o_O

  • ceinwenceinwen Member Posts: 36

    ugh.. no thanks. some things are just not made to be tied together...

  • grimweepergrimweeper Member Posts: 2,047
    Originally posted by Bigdavo

    Originally posted by grimweeper

    Originally posted by damond5031


    Maybe you should come up with some way to combat pube odor...yeah like the kind you cant get rid of with shampoo alone ..My pubes smell like farts and are green....and the smell just will not go away. I have gone so far as to ignite a jet of hairspray onto my wee area to burn away the hair..and it just grows back and stinks....

     

    i hate that smell too especially the gouch area its this very wierd odor of well its unexplainable ....

    i too shave it all off on a weekly or more often basis.  i just feel clean after doing it and it just seems as though the ladies like it alot better....

    i know this post may seem very disgusting to some already but i just have to add this - does any one else hate their ass hairs? i am seriously considering waxing the inner part of the crack i mean just think 'no more dingleberries' or any of that other disgusting stuff...

    EDIT: 2k posts!!



     

    WTF, maybe you two should try having a friggen shower every once in a while, the only time my crotch ever stinks is when I've sweated a lot and the sweat begins to dry.

     

    shower twice a day here when i wake up and either after work or before sleep and i just cant get rid of the smell i dont know what it is but it wont go away...

    EDIT: i would also like to add that smell isnt noticable at all just if you go down to itch it a bit your fingers come out smelling like that....

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  • Killa154Killa154 Member Posts: 63

    WTF is this?

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