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What is the Montauk monster?

ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662
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A strange creature washed up on the beach near Montauk, which is on the eastern end of Long Island.  The beast looks unlike anything in the known animal world.  Of course, days or even weeks out at sea may have caused the transformation of an otherwise common animal.  The internet is supposedly abuzz with this story.  So why isn't on this forum yet?  Well you can stop wondering, because now it is.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,395294,00.html

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  • WolfenprideWolfenpride Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 3,988

    aliens!

    D:

  • GruntyGrunty Member EpicPosts: 8,657

    Submarine races are held at White Rock Lake in Dallas.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Rock_Lake

     

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  • frodusfrodus Member Posts: 2,396

    turtle with-out his shell.

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  • paulscottpaulscott Member Posts: 5,613

    omgzors it's a baby alc.

    Um male griffon that grows keythong(s) instead of wings.

    Those would be bone blades that make use of a griffons ability to synthesize gems internally, making the keythong insanely strong.    Those are some impressive bastards since they can control the bone growth/keythong however they want.

    (I think I'll go with a sick racoon)

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  • TorakTorak Member Posts: 4,905

    Dunno.......

    But it looks like you could BBQ his arse

  • tvalentinetvalentine Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 4,216

    i think its a turtle without a shell

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  • EnigmaEnigma Member UncommonPosts: 11,384

    looks just like a tortoise without a shell

    People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.

  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918

    The paws really don't look like a turtle's at all, they are elongated with discernable toes, rather than the stumpy nubs with little fingernails that turtles have.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    It's already been confirmed , by one of the animal experts on Animal Planet yesterday. He was dissipointed with the picture. He said it's about under 1.8ft long and either a decomposed squirrel, chimpmunk, or turtle without a shell I think.

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  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662

    I think the real question here is...can this creature be killed by ordinary means or is it only susceptible to magic based attacks? 

  • EnigmaEnigma Member UncommonPosts: 11,384
    Originally posted by Zindaihas


    I think the real question here is...can this creature be killed by ordinary means or is it only susceptible to magic based attacks? 



     

    I casted Magic Missile on it the other night...it seemed weakened by that attack.

    People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.

  • frodusfrodus Member Posts: 2,396
    Originally posted by Zindaihas


    I think the real question here is...can this creature be killed by ordinary means or is it only susceptible to magic based attacks? 

    HAHAHA......

     

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  • GruntyGrunty Member EpicPosts: 8,657
    Originally posted by Enigma

    Originally posted by Zindaihas


    I think the real question here is...can this creature be killed by ordinary means or is it only susceptible to magic based attacks? 



     

    I casted Magic Missile on it the other night...it seemed weakened by that attack.

     

    Yeah, but you'll have to wait 24 hours before you can cast it again.

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  • SarcazmoSarcazmo Member Posts: 105

    It looks like a turtle without a shell?  Turtles' shells grow out of their backbones and ribs, so I wonder how they separated the two leaving the flesh of the animal intact.  

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Originally posted by Zindaihas


    I think the real question here is...can this creature be killed by ordinary means or is it only susceptible to magic based attacks? 

     

    My guild killed it last night. Dropped Mock Turtle Shell Shield and Montauk-skin Leggings. Pretty easy fight, but sometimes he critical hits for about 5k.

  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918
    Originally posted by Sawtooth

    Originally posted by Zindaihas


    I think the real question here is...can this creature be killed by ordinary means or is it only susceptible to magic based attacks? 

     

    My guild killed it last night. Dropped Mock Turtle Shell Shield and Montauk-skin Leggings. Pretty easy fight, but sometimes he critical hits for about 5k.



     

    phat lewts

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662
    Originally posted by Sawtooth

    Originally posted by Zindaihas


    I think the real question here is...can this creature be killed by ordinary means or is it only susceptible to magic based attacks? 

     My guild killed it last night. Dropped Mock Turtle Shell Shield and Montauk-skin Leggings. Pretty easy fight, but sometimes he critical hits for about 5k.



     

    Sounds like a WoW mob.

    Actually, I'm wondering if it might not be an otter.  It sort of looks like the body of one without the hair.  Do any otters live out there?  I don't think they do.

  • ChamuelChamuel Member Posts: 27

    lmao all i can say is that mother nature really works wonder

  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662

    This story just keeps getting sicker too

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp4K3ZFfi5A&feature=bz302

  • GazenthiaGazenthia Member Posts: 1,186

    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X
    It's already been confirmed , by one of the animal experts on Animal Planet yesterday. He was dissipointed with the picture. He said it's about under 1.8ft long and either a decomposed squirrel, chimpmunk, or turtle without a shell I think.
    He was actually pretty vague, stating that it was a decomposing carnivore.

    The animals he cited were raccoon and dog, and dismissed the theories of it being a turtle. Turtles spines are in the shell, they are attached to it, the back would be ripped up not smooth.

    It's a hoax. The people who recorded this all were a bunch of air-heads. That animal planet guy is going to look like a moron.

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  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662

    Mystery solved!  The unidentified creature is Bill Slowsky, the turtle from the Comcast commercials.  He pissed somebody off with his grumpy attitude and he was rubbed out.  The killer tore his shell off so he couldn't be identified.  My money is on Curtis the mailman being the killer.  Just look at how he walks away from this meeting with that killer look in his eyes.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vosiKeK3XBo&feature=related

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