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Songs that remind you of AoC

GruntiesGrunties Member Posts: 859
in Age of Conan: Unchained

Heard a song on the radio on the way home from work today. And I thought to myself, hey! This song could be about AoC with a few minor changes. So I present to you the AoC lyrics to Seether's 'Fake It', complete with video of the original to help give you the right frame of mind. The official video actually kind of reminds me of Funcom's advertisements for the game with all the chicks dancing around.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j2DHUw8SZg

Spin It

Who's to know if your game will sub at all

The one you sold to fool the world

You lost integrity along the way, yeah



Good god, you're comin' up with patches

Good god, you're nerfin' my mount 

Good god, it's the fixing of the classes

I feel so raped

So follow me down...



And just spin it if you're devs lack direction 

spin it if they don't belong here 

spin it if your bugs lack correction

Whoa, this game is such a piece of shit



And you should know that the lies won't hide your flaws

No sense in hiding all of yours

You gave up on your dreams along the way



Good god, some content would be real nice

Good god, bar brawling is out

Good god, what just happened to the stock price

I feel so raped

So follow me down...



And just spin it if you're devs lack direction 

spin it if they don't belong here 

spin it if your bugs lack correction

Whoa, this game is such a piece of shit



Whoa, whoa



I can spin it with the best of anyone

I can spin it with the best of 'em all

I can spin it with the best of anyone

I can spin it all

<repeat>

Waiting for: A skill-based MMO with Freedom and Consequence.
Woe to thee, the pierce-ed.

Comments

  • WarmakerWarmaker Member UncommonPosts: 2,246

    The theme for "The Benny Hill Show" suits AoC perfectly.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spz8_rpE0e0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs2Uc-2vJwE

    "I have only two out of my company and 20 out of some other company. We need support, but it is almost suicide to try to get it here as we are swept by machine gun fire and a constant barrage is on us. I have no one on my left and only a few on my right. I will hold." (First Lieutenant Clifton B. Cates, US Marine Corps, Soissons, 19 July 1918)

  • UnfinishedUnfinished Member Posts: 881

    this www.youtube.com/watch

  • AmazingAveryAmazingAvery Age of Conan AdvocateMember UncommonPosts: 7,188

    I think you read this and decided to do you own:

     

    http://conanvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Editorials.Detail&id=194

     



    { *snipped by mod * }



    And to the haters, I leave you with this (because I'm lame like that)... I'd apologize to Eminem in advance, but he's an ass so who cares.



    Dear Haters, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy

    You said you left Age of Conan now, so why are you still here?

    Look, I'm really flattered you want to be near us

    and here's an autograph for your brother,

    I wrote it on the world map.

    I'm sorry I didn't see you in the game, I musta missed you

    Don't think I did that sh*t intentionally just to diss you

    But what's this sh*t you said about not digging Conan?

    I say that sh*t just clowning dog,

    c'mon - how screwed up is you?

    You got some issues Haters, I think you need some counseling

    to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some

    And what's this sh*t about you and WoW meant to be together?

    That type of sh*t'll make me want to gank you

    I really think you and Age of Conan need each other

    or maybe you just need to take a break

    I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time

    before you go back to WoW, I think that you'll be doin just fine

    if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Haters

    why are you so mad? Try to understand, that we do want you as a fan

    We just don't want to listen to your crazy sh*t.

     



  • Ascension08Ascension08 Member Posts: 1,980

    "Another One Bites the Dust" is just too obvious, so I can't really use that.

    --------------------------------------
    A human and an Elf get captured by Skaven. The rat-men are getting ready to shoot the first hostage with Dwarf-made guns when he yells, "Earthquake!" The naturally nervous Skaven run and hide from the imaginary threat. He escapes. The Skaven regroup and bring out the Elf. Being very smart, the Elf has figured out what to do. When the Skaven get ready to shoot, the Elf, in order to scare them, yells, "Fire!"

    Order of the White Border.

  • RetradRetrad Member UncommonPosts: 274

    "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone"

  • Jerid13Jerid13 Member Posts: 465

    "Sign Sign everywhere a sign

    Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind

    Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign"

    - Signs

    (more in relation to that people should shut up and try something rather than listen to what their told...)

  • TheSheikhTheSheikh Member Posts: 804

    I think this is the video Avery was trying to post.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6AFCJ1dLdg

    STOP WHINING!

  • MoLoK_MoLoK_ Member UncommonPosts: 307

    Here lies a poem




    Here lies a lost hope.

    Planted in the ground of flesh,

    giving seed to human dispair.

     


    Here lies a broken heart.

    Shattered to a million pieces,

    without will to pick them up.

     


    Here lies an aged face.

    Suffering the test of time,

    never growing younger.

     


    Here lies a lost deam.

    Never had the courage to follow,

    never had the talent to succeed.

    Here lies a poem.

    And with it I live.



    By Erling Ellingsen

    ---

    /thread

  • MoLoK_MoLoK_ Member UncommonPosts: 307

    Ok one more, this dude is like Nostradamus if you read closely...

    ---

    For Kings and Queens



    I wandered into a royal court,

    one sunny day in may.

    With presents to the majesties,

    and list of things to say.



    They granted me their audience,

    before the royal throne.

    Through marble halls I wandered,

    frightened and alone.

    I gave them all the artifacts,

    and the messages I read.

    But Kings and Queens are unpredictable,

    and off they did my head.

    And here I lie in flowerbeds,

    this sunny day in may.

    My messages are delivered,

    but I have passed away.

    By Erling Ellingsen

     

  • buckstar0814buckstar0814 Member Posts: 85

    "I hate everything about you "

    Remember the ending days of hair bands?

    Ugly Kid Joe

    _____________________________
    If you are insulted by being called a fanboi it's a good bet that you are one

  • celdridgeceldridge Member Posts: 188

    1. AC/DC   "Highway to Hell"

    2. John Denver   "Falling Out of Love"

    3. Daniel Powter  "Bad Day"

    4. Meat Loaf   "Life is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back"

    5. Mad Seasons  "River of Deceit"

     

     

     

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    "Freedom is just another name for nothing left to lose" - Janis Joplin
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  • MathosMathos Member Posts: 897

    Guns n roses

     

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9VhD4SccSE

     

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E&feature=related

  • RudydogRudydog Member Posts: 144

    Ok heres mine:

    Please dont ask how i even remembered this or why, but i think this one goes out to all the people hanging in there still playing AOC. I beleive deep down everyone even the haters feel this way just a little.

    http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ry4iwzS4Na0

    I don't need to fall at your feet

    Just 'cause you cut me to the bone

    And I won't miss the way that you kiss me

    We were never carved in stone

    If I don't listen to the talk of the town

    Then maybe I can fool myself..



    I'll get over you.. I know I will

    I'll pretend my ship's not sinking

    And I'll tell myself I'm over you

    'cause I'm the king of wishful thinking

    I am the king of wishful thinking



    I refuse to give in to my blues

    That's not how it's going to be

    And I deny the tears in my eyes

    I don't want to let you see.. no

    That you have made a hole in my heart

    And now I've got to fool myself..



    I'll get over you.. I know I will

    I'll pretend my ship's not sinking

    And I'll tell myself I'm over you

    'cause I'm the king of wishful thinking..

    I'll get over you.. I know I will

    I'll pretend my ship's not sinking

    And I'll tell myself I'm over you

    'cause I'm the king of wishful thinking



    I will never, never shed a tear for you

    I'll get over you



    If I don't listen to the talk of the town

    Then maybe I can fool myself..



    I'll get over you.. I know I will

    I'll pretend my ship's not sinking

    And I'll tell myself I'm over you

    'cause I'm the king of wishful thinking

    I'm the king of wishful thinking

    I'll get over you.. I know I will

    You made a hole in my heart

    But I won't shed a tear for you

    I'll be the king of wishful thinking

    I'll get over you..

    I'll pretend my heart's still beating

    'cause I've got no more tears for you

    I'm the king of wishful thinking..

    I'll get over you.. I know I will

    You made a hole in my heart

    And I'll tell myself I'm over you

    'cause I'm the king of wishful thinking

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  • SabotagexSabotagex Member Posts: 15

    LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID   (McCartney, Paul)

    Hope it helped.

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