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What's your most EMBARASSING moment?
ravenraven
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Mine was when I was in elementary I am tasked to write the names of my classmates that were noisy at the board. When I was about to list their names, my classmate told me that if I would include him on the list, he would cut my hair..Since I felt angry, I threw the chalk and it went inside his mouth..Because of that, my classmate said sorry to me...Suddenly, I felt guilty because I really didn't mean to throw it inside his mouth..
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I'm guessing English isn't your first language? It's fine, though. You gave it a pretty good try.
Anyways, one time after losing a bet, I was forced to snort a particularly spicy brand of chili. The result were not pretty, in any way, shape, or form, and I was pulling pieces of tomato and hamburger out of my nose for quite some time afterwards. My friends thought it was fucking hilarious, though.
So, our friends help us move into our new apartment. They leave. We decide we better go drop the truck off. Jason walks out the door first. As I make it to the doorway, I hear a "cling" sound and look up at Jason to see where the noise came from. Jason has a look of fear on his face (the look that a little boy gets when he just did something wrong and knows he is caught). "Jason? What was that noise?" No answer, just a glance down the elevator shaft. That's right -- our keys fell down the crack between the elevator doors. Just one tiny problem: they only gave us one set of keys (they are the kind that cannot be copied). In fact, the keys they gave us are the super's, so we don't even have a back-up.
So, after living in the apartment for approximately 3 minutes, we have to call the super (Louie) and ask for his help. Together, Jason and Louie create some sort of bamboo stick contraption with a bent hanger at the end. At one point Jason basically shoves Louie out of the way, pulls up his (short) sleeves and takes over. After a long struggle, a broken bamboo-hanger contraption, and people up stairs banging on the elevator doors, the key finally emerges from the darkness below!! We are not homeless after all. Now I am the holder of the keys.
sancai
I certainly hope not...Im chinese..Yeah maybe Im not that good in english..ahihihihi..thanks for commenting!!!
raven
A track meet in elementry school, it was a bring your own lunch type thing as well.
I ended up bringing some pizza left over from the night before during the time between the morning and the time I ate lunch(1PM) the pizza ended up going bad. So after eating a nice hearty amount and sitting at the near-top bleacher you can imagine running down the bleachers* leaving about 5 piles of bile/puke/whatever while trying to get to the bathrooms... All in all not a pretty site.
Got to have a nice drive home by the princable of the school as you can imagine the only thing you can really say to a red eyed six grader is are you ok? I had to get my stuff the next day since it was left behind, of course I wasn't sick though because well anything that was bothering me was kind sitting on the bleachers.
*these aren't your normal metal bleachers these are massive cement bleachers that are 2 stories high designed to hold 2,000 plus people. There were about 5 other elemntry schools as well and together we ended up breaking the world record for singing "America the beatiful".
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Hmmm that's enough information for anyone my age and lived in the same area as me to ID me...
I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.
Mine is...
When i was in lower/Junior School, me and my friends were playing Bulldog (Tag Eachother) But we were playing it with hoods over our heads
So I Ran, And Because My M8 Couldn't see, and i couldn't, We Collided, And He Slammed My Mouth into his nee i flew into the wall and knocked half of my front right tooth clean off! And I Told My Mum That i ran into the wall ... (Half the story) XD
Thanks for posting... I like your honesty. Thanks
raven
When I was in elementary, there was a time when my school suspended the classes due to flood and heavy rains. Since my house was just near our school, my classmates and I decided to stay for some time because some of them were waiting to be fetched by their guardians.
Two of my friends and I decided to ride on a bicycle while waiting for their guardians....When we were having our U-turn, we came across a hole and SPLASH! The three of us were thrown out of the bike and were soaking wet!
Luckily, no one got hurt, just wet!
I was shaving my balls and my mom walked in on me.
Mine is always i'm still hungry while others are full after a dinner lol i couldn't understand how they could eat so little. however when others eat little, i couldn't eat the left. so sad for me
TWO!
(1) During graduation procession, of a very prominent university, I fell. Edit: I did not fall. Let me be clear, falling and what happened are different. I ran into something (a poll). It was outside. I am still looking for the youtube vid.
(2) While jogging, I was passing a pretty fancy restaurant in town. I had my internship gear on me, really prestiguous government internship. Well, as I was passing the outdoor area, I broke wind. Ha, ha!
I was VERY PROUD in that outfit. Very proud. It really taught me a lesson. Ha ha ha!
So here is this young guy, in a sharp lookign jogging outfit, and ... yep.
Ya, I think about it every time I go pass there. rofl.
Edit: actually wearing the sweat pants right now, went for a jog earlier, and the shirt! but I now where it inside out because it gets stares. lol.
Edit 2: I nearly deleted this but I decided otherwise. lol.
I may regret typing this but here it goes.
When I was 15 my brothers and sisters dared me to dress up as a girl on halloween. They even threw in a hundred and fifty bucks in the dare too. Well...to a 15 year, 150 bucks is a crapload of money so I hesitantly agreed.
Well, my stepmother freakin went crazy with it. I must have been in her damn room for three hours while her and her best friend applied all of this makeup, ribbons, etc etc
My sister came in a gave me this really "interesting wardrobe." It wasn't slutty or amish but it was a very humiliating thing to go through (i would not recommend any male to go through it). Short skirts, fluffy girly tie...the whole freakin nine yards.
Long story short, I left the room around 6pm and we started around 1pm. My father (i will remember this until the day I die) said "Holy shit, Rob. Don't let your grandfather see you like that cause he'll disown ya." lol
Well, anyways I went to the Halloween party down the street and the entire time I was regretting the entire thing. When I got there I noticed my best friend was staring at me. I thought "oh great, now he's going to come over and harass me." But he actually came over and started to freakin flirt with me. He had no idea who I was. My sister laugh and I freaked. I ran home, ripped off the clothes and slapped some white makeup and blood on my face and went back as a zombie.
That was the first and last time I wore a girl's catholic uniform. Don't ever do it. Not even on a dare. My family still has the pictures of me in that outfit and they made it a mission to show my now wife those pictures when I brought her home to "meet the parents."
By the way, I used the 150 bucks and bought a bunch of DnD books lol.
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