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Girls do fart..The experiment.
damond5031
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I decided to test this theory; the theory that girls do indeed fart. I figured if I was going to catch the illusive woman fart I would have to allow myself to enter a state of complete peace with my surroundings. I decided to go to the mall as these are well known habitats for women of all ages. Upon arriving I went and found a comfortable bench near the malls central fountain and allowed myself to enter a state of complete inner peace. I opened my ears closed my eyes and waited. At first I could only hear the fountain near me gurgling or a bit of laughter that happened to flutter my way from a group of giggling passerbys. I let all of this filter through my mind with ease, making my mind a trap for only the sound that I so longed to hear. I waited and waited thinking that perhaps my meditative skills were not up to this, this noblest of tasks that I had set before me; then it happened. A small yet distinct eruption somewhere in the distance, "perhaps a small child's burp" I thought to myself, then I heard the sound again, a little higher pitched but louder than the last. In the following minutes these tiny explosions came more and more quickly and grew louder with each passing second. Before long my mind was aglow, awash in sound and colorful imagery, my surroundings bursting at the seems with sounds the lay person would have said sounded like a chorus of exploding bull frogs. It was greater than anything I could have imagined; with each breath I drew, the savory smell of womanly relief was known to me and me alone. I will end here as words cannot describe the emotions I felt in the closing moments of that odorous Nirvana.
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Or....maybe you can just ask the girls? You might get a date in the process!
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With a mind as screwed up as his there is no chance of getting a date.
Well if he present himself as an artist he could:P
A friend is not him who provides support during your failures.A friend is the one that cheers you during your successes.
sounds like a great acid trip
Sounds like he has too much time on his hands.
The me who hears what the other me can't, is the dominant one.
HAHA yeah i dont know if that works on you but heres how it would go. Excuse me my lady do you fart? oh btw wanna go on a date? =P
WAT THE FCUK! looooools.
dats sum creepy shit. very professinal =D +1
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nice post.
crafty.
have you ever given your girl a 'hot pocket'?
i have...i didnt sense her feeling an 'oderous nirvana'
but i was satiated.
-I will subtlety invade your psyche-
Zomg this just in: - girl went to the bathroom and took a SHIT. Think she peed a little too. Omg girls r nasty omg.
My ex-gf did the nastiest farts
I've heard it called the Dutch Oven...
You could always do something similar in your car where you let one go and close the windows and turn the heat on full blast.
Other then that, I think the OP did a good job with the post. It gave me a laff so therefore I approve.
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
I didn't realize our farts were so... enlightening...
Perhaps the path to true enlightenment is not meditation, solitude and abstinence but rather a bunch of girls and a whole lot of beans
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
lol me and my gf try to see who can have the stinkest fart somtimes lol and we hold it under the covers and wait for the other to lift it up and get the curtian of death lol werid i know
If that's not love then I don't know what is
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
Perhaps the path to true enlightenment is not meditation, solitude and abstinence but rather a bunch of girls and a whole lot of beans
After being in a room full of girls with beans, and remaining for the show to come... I'd say that abstinence wouldn't be that far from your thoughts...
Lol.
"Do you fart?"
Woman- "No."
"Well can I get your number?"
Hilarious
Perhaps the path to true enlightenment is not meditation, solitude and abstinence but rather a bunch of girls and a whole lot of beans
After being in a room full of girls with beans, and remaining for the show to come... I'd say that abstinence wouldn't be that far from your thoughts...
Where is your sense of adventure?
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
That has to be the weirdest foreplay I have ever heard before.
Have you guys ever realized your own farts smell good to you sometimes. George Carlin once said that have you ever noticed your own farts don't stink. LOL
But yeah girls fart a lot, and no they don't smell like roses and everything nice. Girls just have this stigma about them because they rarely do it in front of men.
There is a Japanese game show where girls eat chili and beans for 2 days strait and fart on guys with a long tube. I guess it is like one of those sick game shows where people eat weird stuff also.
Who let you in the VIP section?
Boy, you are one lucky guy. She sounds like a special woman.
wahahah XD
demn i'm pretty much new to this site(not a new forumer though) and this is a nice first post reading XD
ahahahahah
demn...at first i thought the topic was just to mislead people or catch their intrest because reading through the first couple of sentences gave me the impression the contents are different coz of the deep words used..but to my surprise when i got to the end part XD
Floaters piss me off. What is it with chicks and the unsinkable turds they drop. If a chick can't drop a log that will flush don't use my shitter.
Some of them don't fart. My ex-wife for instance. 11 years, and not ONE fart from her.
Unfortunately, some do...my current female companion smells like a damn sulfur mine at times. The kind of farts that sear the lining of your sinuses, and linger in a well ventilated room for twenty minutes or more.
TO the OP: Fantastic post...hilarious beyond words!
hahaha poetic way of putting it :P
Mmmhmm.