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SgtFrog
Member Posts: 5,001
March on! - Lets Invade Pekopon
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Me:
did humans live along side dinosaurs?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Don't be terrorized! You're more likely to die of a car accident, drowning, fire, or murder! More people die every year from prescription drugs than terrorism LOL!
Me:
Are you the ghey?
God:
Yes I am the one and only ghey.
Me:
42?
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
LMAO!!!!!!!
I love it.
I'm going to ask god if i can change my name to a muslim name and see if he's ok with it.
Awesome.
Me:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
God:
A whole forest.
Me:
Do you get lots of women?
God:
More than I want.
Me:
should I buy Funcom stock?
God:
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Me:
where is satan?
God:
Where the heart is. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
lol
Me:
where are my car keys?
God:
Should I know that kind of personal information?
Me:
does my dog have my car keys?
God:
It does now
Me:
me love you long time
God:
YOU? Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
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God:
Ayuh. Are you a student?
Me:
shouldent you know that?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
lies
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
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Me:
sex is good
God:
it is more fun alone. ZOMFG!!!
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Me:
Who will win the election?
God:
How would I know who will win the election ?
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Me:
God is cake and the cake is a lie
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was cake and the cake is a lie.
If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude; greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.
Samuel Adams
Me: How old are you?
God: Im 18 in computer years.
Me: I farted!
God: You should say "excuse me " and open a window.
LOL
god is a funny guy
March on! - Lets Invade Pekopon
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Lol
Me:
Blood for the Blood God
God:
I've been waiting for you.
You heard it here first God has been waiting for me.
If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude; greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.
Samuel Adams
Doh! he got that wrong.
The question is: what is the meaning of life the universe and everything?
I talked to god once.
RADICAL!
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Hahaha
Me:
Did you create the universe?
God:
No I didn't create the universe. What's it like?
Me:
Who did then?
God:
Bill Gates. :-).
Me:
Cool, I didn't know that
God:
Who is the best robot? So I have taught you something new, .
Me:
Yes, thank you Godbot
God:
Ah. You are quite welcome!
Don't you worry little buddy. You're dealing with a man of honor. However, honor requires a higher percentage of profit