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AxumAxum Member Posts: 891
in Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning

Tha Orkz United Prezz:

 

Da Big 'Un Black Orc Grumlok and hiz pet Gobbo hav decided that we'z gonna stop tha attack on da Stunties. Tha wallz are almozt down but dey fink it'z better for us. Grumlok haz also sed dat da big 'un orks are gonna hav ta share dey're lootz wit the other boyz. If you haz five pieces of armor, and the othr ork one, than you hav to give em two of urz. 

 

After dats takin care ov, he also sez that Orks needz to stop bashin orks, so he is takin' away all our bashers and choppaz! Dat'z violatin' the....uh....second ork rule i fink.  And den he'z gonna make 'uz go to WAAAGGHHH! camp longer den before.

If you'z find a lil' ork youz got da choice if dey can live or notz. If youz don't want 'em just throw em over the cliff like we didz with da stuntiez in tha WAAAGGHHH.

And All da boyz are gettin' free WAAGGHHH care from Grumlock's Gobbo.

 

-StuntieKicking Bootsmasher

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Comments

  • ithlwynithlwyn Member UncommonPosts: 13

    wow was that even english?

  • SnakeEndSnakeEnd Member UncommonPosts: 18

    You guys are obviously ignorant to WAR lore. That is how Greenskins talk btw, retarded English. So yes and yes.

     

  • redcap036redcap036 Member UncommonPosts: 1,230
    Originally posted by BRYANBARTLEY


    Tha Orkz United Prezz:
     
    Da Big 'Un Black Orc Grumlok and hiz pet Gobbo hav decided that we'z gonna stop tha attack on da Stunties. Tha wallz are almozt down but dey fink it'z better for us. Grumlok haz also sed dat da big 'un orks are gonna hav ta share dey're lootz wit the other boyz. If you haz five pieces of armor, and the othr ork one, than you hav to give em two of urz. 
     
    After dats takin care ov, he also sez that Orks needz to stop bashin orks, so he is takin' away all our bashers and choppaz! Dat'z violatin' the....uh....second ork rule i fink.  Anywayz Iz somefink wrong wit' Grumlok?
     
    -StuntieKicking Bootsmasher



     

    Althou this is excellent Orcish, I have no Idea what you just said, but 10/10 for getting into the game spirit, Destruction RULES!

     

    Don't mind Biggerplanet, he got hit on the head as an infant and now that's the only word he can say and write.

     

  • TheSheikhTheSheikh Member Posts: 804

    Maybe i'm wrong, but is this post have anything at all to do with the recent political events?

    Stopping the WAAAGGH!

    Sharing the wealth.

    Taking away our shootas.

    STOP WHINING!

  • AnvirAnvir Member Posts: 131

    lol

  • kishekishe Member UncommonPosts: 2,012

    I lol'd, 10/10

  • ShadowhearthShadowhearth Member Posts: 174
    Originally posted by BRYANBARTLEY


    Tha Orkz United Prezz:
     
    Da Big 'Un Black Orc Grumlok and hiz pet Gobbo hav decided that we'z gonna stop tha attack on da Stunties. Tha wallz are almozt down but dey fink it'z better for us. Grumlok haz also sed dat da big 'un orks are gonna hav ta share dey're lootz wit the other boyz. If you haz five pieces of armor, and the othr ork one, than you hav to give em two of urz. 
     
    After dats takin care ov, he also sez that Orks needz to stop bashin orks, so he is takin' away all our bashers and choppaz! Dat'z violatin' the....uh....second ork rule i fink.  Anywayz Iz somefink wrong wit' Grumlok?
     
    -StuntieKicking Bootsmasher

    Awesome dude, dont mind those lialias :).

    democracy for greenskins is bad bad idea :D

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  • AxumAxum Member Posts: 891

    I sadly like the lore more than the game >.>

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  • ChiramChiram Member UncommonPosts: 643
    Originally posted by BRYANBARTLEY


    Tha Orkz United Prezz:
     
    Da Big 'Un Black Orc Grumlok and hiz pet Gobbo hav decided that we'z gonna stop tha attack on da Stunties. Tha wallz are almozt down but dey fink it'z better for us. Grumlok haz also sed dat da big 'un orks are gonna hav ta share dey're lootz wit the other boyz. If you haz five pieces of armor, and the othr ork one, than you hav to give em two of urz. 
     
    After dats takin care ov, he also sez that Orks needz to stop bashin orks, so he is takin' away all our bashers and choppaz! Dat'z violatin' the....uh....second ork rule i fink.  And den he'z gonna make 'uz go to WAAAGGHHH! camp longer den before.
    If you'z find a lil' ork youz got da choice if dey can live or notz. If youz don't want 'em just throw em over the cliff like we didz with da stuntiez in tha WAAAGGHHH.
    And All da boyz are gettin' free WAAGGHHH care from Grumlock's Gobbo.
     
    -StuntieKicking Bootsmasher

     

    Didn't know shaq played warhammer.

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