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World first level 40 blackguard drank his own urine :D

He actually posted about it, what a tool - and he's a guild leader of his guild

I lol'ed:D

http://www.warhammeralliance.com/forums/showthread.php?t=208605

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Ding lvl 40

After 4 days of nonstop butchering chopping slicing and dicing my foes into 3 pieces i am finally level 40.... Time played 3 days 12 hours 40min im preety sure im the first lvl 40 Black Guard worldwide i could be wrong though... Not sleeping for 4 days except for when maintenance goes really gets to you, So after this post im gonna crash for about 14+ hours and i must say the most unexciting thing that happened while leveling my BG was accidentally taking a drink of my own urine, Yes yes you read right "Urine" what dont look at me weird!!!! Getting up to go tinkle is a hassle bottles are so much more convenient

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  • TheHavokTheHavok Member UncommonPosts: 2,423

    You just got trolled. Grats

  • XtrusionXtrusion Member UncommonPosts: 31

    Crazy what people do to get some attention and be the first.

  • Death1942Death1942 Member UncommonPosts: 2,587

    mmm Urine, the grinders energy drink....

    MMO wish list:

    -Changeable worlds
    -Solid non level based game
    -Sharks with lasers attached to their heads

  • LondonMagusLondonMagus Member Posts: 700

    This story can't possibly be true, someone must be 'Taking the Piss'.

    If you can't "Have your cake & eat it too", then how can "The proof of the pudding be in the eating"?

  • VisaxVisax Member Posts: 76

    why would he "leak" that info out >_> sorry i had to

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  • GreyhooffGreyhooff Member Posts: 654

    londonmagus and visex, good replies, but let's not piss all over the guy's achievement :D

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  • captainberkcaptainberk Member Posts: 1

    Talk about game addiction problems, you must  know 'urine' trouble when you wont even leave the game for 2 minutes to go the toilet

    hmm

  • Death1942Death1942 Member UncommonPosts: 2,587

    wow this turned into one hell of a weird thread really quickly.

    MMO wish list:

    -Changeable worlds
    -Solid non level based game
    -Sharks with lasers attached to their heads

  • AstralglideAstralglide Member UncommonPosts: 686

    Hey, if Bear Grylls can do it....

    A witty saying proves nothing.
    -Voltaire

  • busdriverbusdriver Member Posts: 859

    Oh my... well, since he wrote it on the interwebz, it must be true.

  • meltphacesmeltphaces Member Posts: 23

    It's not BS, I've actually done it once too by mistake, its not that far fetched if you're a serious raider in a MMO.. back when my guild was raiding Naxxramas in WoW pre-BC, we had to raid for very lengthy amounts of time (8+ hours in a row sometimes to down bosses). While raiding there are times when you simply can't leave the PC or you risked causing an entire raid of 40 people to die and waste hours of people's time. my bathroom was downstairs so i'd take to pissing in empty bottles sometimes to avoid needing to leave the PC for 2-3 minutes just for that... naturally, one time I left a bottle on the stand next to the PC amongst empty bottles and whatever I was currently drinking, and at some point I absentmindedly reached for a drink, wasnt paying attentiont to whuich one I grabbed and took a swig of my own urine by mistake and quickly spit it out.. disgusting, yeah , I know.

    Sounds far fetched but it happens. Having said all that i'll probaly never get myself that deeply committed to a game again where i'd need to piss in a bottle, but some people do and it inevitably leads to accidents like that.

  • jimsmith08jimsmith08 Member Posts: 1,039

    yeah it happens. I was once so involved in a raid that I 'gave birth to an otter' sitting at my desk. unfortunately ,I was eating a plate of sausages and chocolate swiss rolls at the time and...it got messy.

    Still totally worth it,I got my tier 9000 shoulder-boot pads,and could strut round ironforge feeling the envious green eyes on my back that I was cool enough to go to the toilet at my PC.

    http://www.photohome.com/pictures/animal-pictures/water/otter-2a.jpg

  • ImjinImjin Member Posts: 366
    Originally posted by jimsmith08


    yeah it happens. I was once so involved in a raid that I 'gave birth to an otter' sitting at my desk. unfortunately ,I was eating a plate of sausages and chocolate swiss rolls at the time and...it got messy.
    Still totally worth it,I got my tier 9000 shoulder-boot pads,and could strut round ironforge feeling the envious green eyes on my back that I was cool enough to go to the toilet at my PC.
    http://www.photohome.com/pictures/animal-pictures/water/otter-2a.jpg



     

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    5Stars

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  • kingtommyboykingtommyboy Member Posts: 543

    only one word:

     

    LOL ?????!!!!!

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  • WOTDOUPLAYWOTDOUPLAY Member Posts: 139
    Originally posted by meltphaces


    It's not BS, I've actually done it once too by mistake, its not that far fetched if you're a serious raider in a MMO.. back when my guild was raiding Naxxramas in WoW pre-BC, we had to raid for very lengthy amounts of time (8+ hours in a row sometimes to down bosses). While raiding there are times when you simply can't leave the PC or you risked causing an entire raid of 40 people to die and waste hours of people's time. my bathroom was downstairs so i'd take to pissing in empty bottles sometimes to avoid needing to leave the PC for 2-3 minutes just for that... naturally, one time I left a bottle on the stand next to the PC amongst empty bottles and whatever I was currently drinking, and at some point I absentmindedly reached for a drink, wasnt paying attentiont to whuich one I grabbed and took a swig of my own urine by mistake and quickly spit it out.. disgusting, yeah , I know.
    Sounds far fetched but it happens. Having said all that i'll probaly never get myself that deeply committed to a game again where i'd need to piss in a bottle, but some people do and it inevitably leads to accidents like that.



     

    wow. that is so sad dude.

    Who the hell would piss in a bottle because they are playing a computer game   you drinking it was probly an act of god

    AWEG RJN

  • WOTDOUPLAYWOTDOUPLAY Member Posts: 139
    Originally posted by jimsmith08


    yeah it happens. I was once so involved in a raid that I 'gave birth to an otter' sitting at my desk. unfortunately ,I was eating a plate of sausages and chocolate swiss rolls at the time and...it got messy.
    Still totally worth it,I got my tier 9000 shoulder-boot pads,and could strut round ironforge feeling the envious green eyes on my back that I was cool enough to go to the toilet at my PC.
    http://www.photohome.com/pictures/animal-pictures/water/otter-2a.jpg



     

    BAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA OMFG I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT. I WORSHIP YOU

    AWEG RJN

  • meltphacesmeltphaces Member Posts: 23
    Originally posted by WOTDOUPLAY



    wow. that is so sad dude.
    Who the hell would piss in a bottle because they are playing a computer game   you drinking it was probly an act of god

     

    Again, if you haven't been in a frantic raid situation with people yelling over voice-chat and 39 other people are relying on you to sitting there and do your job, you can't really understand or comment intelligently. You're probably a casual gamer new to MMO's and haven't ever experienced anything like that, so again, you don't know what you're talking about and cannot comment without coming off ignorant.

    Fact: In serious raiding, there are times when you're in the middle of a 20+ minute boss fight, and might suddenly have to take a piss, in my case the bathroom was down a flight of stairs so I might've had to go AFk 2-3 minutes. If you're playing an important role in a raid at the moment and decide to do that,  your entire team could die wasting several man-hours worth of a time as you all have to ressurect and start over again, hence there is no choice but to piss in an empty beer bottle or whatever is handy.

    There's nothing wrong with that, it's not uncommon in serious raiding guilds. Not uncommon in other places either, truck drivers do it all the time and chuck it out the window so they don't have to waste time (and lose money) stopping the truck to use a restroom then wasting more fuel starting up again. No one said anything about "#2" obviously that can't be done anywhere but a toilet, the point is, if you're in a raid, drinking soda, over a 4-8 hour period the urge to piss is going to strike anyone. It might happen when nothing's going on and you can go AFK to deal with it or it might happen during a boss fight in which you have to man up and use a bottle or whatever's handy, that's the price of hardcore raiding. The original post is a lot less reasonable cause it was just a guy trying to be the first 40 of a new class, nothing but his own pride was stopping him from pausing to get up to piss but in a serious raid guild you are making a commitment to being there when its important hence the occasional necessity of the bottle..

    Bottom line: don't be ignorant just because you haven't thought of a situation where that might be a necessity, you don't know everything, and furthermore if you think randomly grabbing a continaer without looking is an act of a higher power which doesn't exist and not of chance, you don't know anything at all.

  • jimsmith08jimsmith08 Member Posts: 1,039
    Originally posted by meltphaces

    Originally posted by WOTDOUPLAY



    wow. that is so sad dude.
    Who the hell would piss in a bottle because they are playing a computer game   you drinking it was probly an act of god

     Again, if you haven't been in a frantic raid situation with people yelling over voice-chat and 39 other people are relying on you to sitting there and do your job, you can't really understand or comment intelligently.

     



     

    peeing into a bottle or laying a fat deuce into a crisp packet can hardly be described as an intelligent strategy either tbh. are people truly that tragic? do they sometimes forget when theyre putting their socks on before its too late,and theyve already..'squished'...?

  • HazmalHazmal Member CommonPosts: 1,013
    Originally posted by meltphaces


    Again, if you haven't been in a frantic raid situation with people yelling over voice-chat and 39 other people are relying on you to sitting there and do your job, you can't really understand or comment intelligently. You're probably a casual gamer new to MMO's and haven't ever experienced anything like that, so again, you don't know what you're talking about and cannot comment without coming off ignorant.
    Fact: In serious raiding, there are times when you're in the middle of a 20+ minute boss fight, and might suddenly have to take a piss, in my case the bathroom was down a flight of stairs so I might've had to go AFk 2-3 minutes. If you're playing an important role in a raid at the moment and decide to do that,  your entire team could die wasting several man-hours worth of a time as you all have to ressurect and start over again, hence there is no choice but to piss in an empty beer bottle or whatever is handy.
    There's nothing wrong with that, it's not uncommon in serious raiding guilds. Not uncommon in other places either, truck drivers do it all the time and chuck it out the window so they don't have to waste time (and lose money) stopping the truck to use a restroom then wasting more fuel starting up again. No one said anything about "#2" obviously that can't be done anywhere but a toilet, the point is, if you're in a raid, drinking soda, over a 4-8 hour period the urge to piss is going to strike anyone. It might happen when nothing's going on and you can go AFK to deal with it or it might happen during a boss fight in which you have to man up and use a bottle or whatever's handy, that's the price of hardcore raiding. The original post is a lot less reasonable cause it was just a guy trying to be the first 40 of a new class, nothing but his own pride was stopping him from pausing to get up to piss but in a serious raid guild you are making a commitment to being there when its important hence the occasional necessity of the bottle..
    Bottom line: don't be ignorant just because you haven't thought of a situation where that might be a necessity, you don't know everything, and furthermore if you think randomly grabbing a continaer without looking is an act of a higher power which doesn't exist and not of chance, you don't know anything at all.



     

    I love those two sentiments.  You don't bottlepiss and poopsock so you're probably new or aren't "hardcore".  It is the price you must pay to be hardcore.  Makes me laugh. 

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    Originally posted by javac

    well i'm 35 and have a PhD in science, and then 10 years experience in bioinformatics... you?
    http://www.mmorpg.com/discussion2.cfm/thread/218865/page/8

  • Zayne3145Zayne3145 Member Posts: 1,448
    Originally posted by Hazmal
    I love those two sentiments.  You don't bottlepiss and poopsock so you're probably new or aren't "hardcore".  It is the price you must pay to be hardcore.  Makes me laugh. 

     

    ROFL!

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  • GreyhooffGreyhooff Member Posts: 654

    I raided hardcore for years and never had to resort to peeing in a bottle, or anything else for that matter. Your raid leaders should have given 3 minutes break every hour and a half during the 8+ hours raids, to pee, wash hands and face and get a drink of water or a biscuit/chips, helps immensely to keep up raid freshness, and it's easily done after a wipe. I remember so many of our 3 minute breaks during M'uru wipes and 4HM :)

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  • AvathosAvathos Member UncommonPosts: 155
    Originally posted by Greyhooff


    He actually posted about it, what a tool - and he's a guild leader of his guild
    I lol'ed:D
    http://www.warhammeralliance.com/forums/showthread.php?t=208605
    Squall

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    Squall's Avatar



    Join Date: Apr 2007

    Career: A Witch Elf

    Server: Sylvania

    Guild: Imitatio Dei



    Ding lvl 40

    After 4 days of nonstop butchering chopping slicing and dicing my foes into 3 pieces i am finally level 40.... Time played 3 days 12 hours 40min im preety sure im the first lvl 40 Black Guard worldwide i could be wrong though... Not sleeping for 4 days except for when maintenance goes really gets to you, So after this post im gonna crash for about 14+ hours and i must say the most unexciting thing that happened while leveling my BG was accidentally taking a drink of my own urine, Yes yes you read right "Urine" what dont look at me weird!!!! Getting up to go tinkle is a hassle bottles are so much more convenient
    Time dinged 1:32pm CST
    http://realmwar.warhammeronline.com/realmwar/CharacterInfo.war?id=128049&server=199

    __________________

    Rinoa/Rikku
    IMITATIO DEI - GUILD LEADER - SYLVANIA

     

    Gratz!

     

    Perfect example of a guy who doesnt get laid. Nevertheless great achievement. I bet he was powerleveled

  • WOTDOUPLAYWOTDOUPLAY Member Posts: 139
    Originally posted by meltphaces

    Originally posted by WOTDOUPLAY



    wow. that is so sad dude.
    Who the hell would piss in a bottle because they are playing a computer game   you drinking it was probly an act of god

     

    Again, if you haven't been in a frantic raid situation with people yelling over voice-chat and 39 other people are relying on you to sitting there and do your job, you can't really understand or comment intelligently. You're probably a casual gamer new to MMO's and haven't ever experienced anything like that, so again, you don't know what you're talking about and cannot comment without coming off ignorant.

    Fact: In serious raiding, there are times when you're in the middle of a 20+ minute boss fight, and might suddenly have to take a piss, in my case the bathroom was down a flight of stairs so I might've had to go AFk 2-3 minutes. If you're playing an important role in a raid at the moment and decide to do that,  your entire team could die wasting several man-hours worth of a time as you all have to ressurect and start over again, hence there is no choice but to piss in an empty beer bottle or whatever is handy.

    There's nothing wrong with that, it's not uncommon in serious raiding guilds. Not uncommon in other places either, truck drivers do it all the time and chuck it out the window so they don't have to waste time (and lose money) stopping the truck to use a restroom then wasting more fuel starting up again. No one said anything about "#2" obviously that can't be done anywhere but a toilet, the point is, if you're in a raid, drinking soda, over a 4-8 hour period the urge to piss is going to strike anyone. It might happen when nothing's going on and you can go AFK to deal with it or it might happen during a boss fight in which you have to man up and use a bottle or whatever's handy, that's the price of hardcore raiding. The original post is a lot less reasonable cause it was just a guy trying to be the first 40 of a new class, nothing but his own pride was stopping him from pausing to get up to piss but in a serious raid guild you are making a commitment to being there when its important hence the occasional necessity of the bottle..

    Bottom line: don't be ignorant just because you haven't thought of a situation where that might be a necessity, you don't know everything, and furthermore if you think randomly grabbing a continaer without looking is an act of a higher power which doesn't exist and not of chance, you don't know anything at all.



     

    OH YES RONG AGAIN!! but thing time its now the "oh dude that is so wrong" pissing in a bottle and drinking it wrong? i am new new to mmo's [but i am a casual gamer] i first started of with runescape...[runescape classic then it went to 3d so i quit not long after ] world of wacraft, SWG [gay version] back to wow. lord of the rings online, tabula rasa, aoc, and war. atm im playing none because frankly the only one i enjoyd was lotro and wow and wow requires people like you.

    the type who would rather get ub3r g34r t0 pwn n00b5 in bgs than use a toilet!!!!!!!

    AWEG RJN

  • TambourineTambourine Member UncommonPosts: 181
    Originally posted by meltphaces

    Originally posted by WOTDOUPLAY



    wow. that is so sad dude.
    Who the hell would piss in a bottle because they are playing a computer game   you drinking it was probly an act of god

     

    Again, if you haven't been in a frantic raid situation with people yelling over voice-chat and 39 other people are relying on you to sitting there and do your job, you can't really understand or comment intelligently. You're probably a casual gamer new to MMO's and haven't ever experienced anything like that, so again, you don't know what you're talking about and cannot comment without coming off ignorant.

    Fact: In serious raiding, there are times when you're in the middle of a 20+ minute boss fight, and might suddenly have to take a piss, in my case the bathroom was down a flight of stairs so I might've had to go AFk 2-3 minutes. If you're playing an important role in a raid at the moment and decide to do that,  your entire team could die wasting several man-hours worth of a time as you all have to ressurect and start over again, hence there is no choice but to piss in an empty beer bottle or whatever is handy.

    There's nothing wrong with that, it's not uncommon in serious raiding guilds. Not uncommon in other places either, truck drivers do it all the time and chuck it out the window so they don't have to waste time (and lose money) stopping the truck to use a restroom then wasting more fuel starting up again. No one said anything about "#2" obviously that can't be done anywhere but a toilet, the point is, if you're in a raid, drinking soda, over a 4-8 hour period the urge to piss is going to strike anyone. It might happen when nothing's going on and you can go AFK to deal with it or it might happen during a boss fight in which you have to man up and use a bottle or whatever's handy, that's the price of hardcore raiding. The original post is a lot less reasonable cause it was just a guy trying to be the first 40 of a new class, nothing but his own pride was stopping him from pausing to get up to piss but in a serious raid guild you are making a commitment to being there when its important hence the occasional necessity of the bottle..

    Bottom line: don't be ignorant just because you haven't thought of a situation where that might be a necessity, you don't know everything, and furthermore if you think randomly grabbing a continaer without looking is an act of a higher power which doesn't exist and not of chance, you don't know anything at all.

     

     Wow, I haven't bothered logging into this site for awhile now, but this is truly something. Humanity has indeed fallen.

     Or this could be sarcasm, in which case, good show.

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  • DameonkDameonk Member UncommonPosts: 1,914

    I love this thread.

    "There is as yet insufficient data for a meaningful answer."

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